Everyday Should Be Saturday

January 19, 2009

WE HAD A DREAM

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…of being relatively productive today, but unfortunately life and poor scheduling knocked that dream firmly off its already wobbly, poorly engineered tracks. Hope you have enjoyed your MLK day if you got it off, and if you didn’t, well there’s always Youtube and Twitter to while away the hours.

We have to prepare for our inaugural address, where we will lay out the agenda and vision for revitalizing our nation and the blogosphere tomorrow. Some keeps typing “FART” into the teleprompter as we’re reading it, and thus making us crack up and start the whole thing over again (Holly.)

We look forward to speaking with you tomorrow, America. Until then, God Bless the United States of Blogfrica, and good night.

(Image from Flubby.)

TEXAS RECRUITING PARTY STORY EARNS EVANS NAUGHTY SPANKING

Oh, you picky, picky bitches at the public editor’s desk. You first take away our beloved Jayson Blair; then you tell us tales of “girls romancing each other” may just be the unverified, undocumented, and possibly fictitious ramblings of an over-recruited college athlete.

Orangebloods already had a fine rebuttal to the New York Times’ article by Thayer Evans on the recruitment of Jamarkus McFarland whichm while not exactly clinical in its approach, was certainly enough to poke a few holes in the story.

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We at Pajamas Media think you have unfairly cast Mack Brown as a Satanist with this photo!

Now the NYT public editor decides to just pee all over the best passage of the story by confirming the lack of confirmation on the story. BOO REPORTERY THINGS:

Evans did alert the university just before his article was published on the newspaper’s Web site. Why didn’t he seek reaction beforehand? He said that if anyone at Texas had spoken to him, it would have violated N.C.A.A. recruiting rules. And, he said, he did not want to give either Texas or Oklahoma information they could use to try to influence McFarland’s decision.

“I felt like we made the best efforts we could under the circumstances,” Evans said.

Regardless of whether Texas officials would have commented, Evans should have given them the chance. As in each of the other cases, a phone call could have headed off much embarrassment.

Hrmgnnmppmhhh…you could say that a reporter has to bend over into pretzeloid shapes to present both sides of the story, yes; or you could say that Evans depicted this kid’s recruitment from his perspective, put it on paper, and then let the reader make up their mind. (more…)

CURIOUS INDEX, 1/19/09

And you think I’m injured? I WILL FIGHT YOU RIGHT NOW UNDERTAKER. Tim Tebow pulled off his sling to prove he was fine at a basketball game after his recent shoulder surgery. Call him an attention whore all you like, but you’re only a successful whore if you have thousands of customers. This is what we call a “demand side” issue, and in Gainesville we’re afraid prohibition or choking off the demand is out of the question.

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Myles Brand sanctioned by pancreatic cancer. A small cancer joke among friends, of course. Myles Brand, head of the NCAA, has pancreatic cancer and the long-term prognosis is “not good.” Brand, who actually once answered a question sent to him by proxy from EDSBS, will know the results of the chemotherapy he is undergoing later this month. Happy thoughts to him, even if we still aren’t sure what he does as president of the NCAA.

Your completely logical user comment of the day: Is here.

Hows that hand me down coach working out for you guys? Too bad he couldn’t pull off with your program what he pulled off with ours in 2004. Maybe he’ll turn tail on you guys like he did to us in the postseason and try to come back now that we are national champions. We won’t want him though.

Love, Utah fan. His email address was “nofrickinwayyougetmyemail@areyoukiddingme.com.” Frickin’ clever!

De-Croomification has begun. Dan Mullen has started the process by getting three four-star commitments for Mississippi State, thus doubling the number of theoretical recruiting stars Sylvester Croom ever got on the offensive side of the ball at the school. If you’d like to get excited (or alternately despondent) over your school’s prospects, we suggest you examine that Rivals summary.

Our faculty is energetic. Don’t ask why. The University of Florida: makin’ it snow, baby.

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