VOLS NEW LEEGAH EGGSTRARDINRAH GENNAHMUN
GENNAHMEN!
AYE HAFFA BROUGHT YAHERE FUHDAGREATAH GOODAH DA YOUKNEEVERSITAH AH TENNAHSEE!!!
YOU, ALAN CROOMTERMAIN, ANNA YOUR POWERS AH TRAY-SHAH SEEKIN’!!!
ANNA YOU, DADDY KIFFAH-KINS, WIFFA YO MAGNIFAHCENT MOUNTAINHEADANNA COVERTWOPOWAHS!!!
ANNAH LANCE-A-THOMPSON, MASTAH RAKROOTAH ANNAFINEPURVEYOR OFFA DA PELTZ!!! NOWWA COMMININNAFROMMA DAALABAMMAH!!! DA MONEY, SHE AHTALKINN, OHSHE PRAKTICALEEAHSANGIN’!!!
KIFFYKINNZ!!! GETTAHME THEBEEFFAJERKEE ANNAREDBULLAH VICTREE!!!
Lane Kiffn: Yessir.










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yoyofutbawl says:
ANNAHDONNAHFERGATTAH DAKEROSENEMIXAH FADAREDBULLAH!!!!
Happy times are here again, EDSBS fans. Hallelujah, dacoachO has risen from the NFL dead.
January 16th, 2009 at 11:12 am
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Kerwin4two says:
was hoping for a Watchmen parody, but will take this other Alan Moore inspired one.
January 16th, 2009 at 11:13 am
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
So, Is Lane Tiffins innerwebs intials gonna be CLT for Coach Lane Tiffin, or the other,
Coach Lane In Tennessee?
January 16th, 2009 at 11:26 am
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Brian O'Blivion says:
I’m just glad that Spurrierbot is now in South Carolina so I don’t have to see “HBC” on the interwebs any more.
January 16th, 2009 at 11:38 am
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Me says:
So now Eddy “I put more (snowflake-fragile) RBs in the NFL before breakfast than most people do all day” Gran is in on this.
January 16th, 2009 at 11:44 am
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NewAZTiger says:
Deuce McCallister, Rudy Johnson, Brandon Jacobs, Ronnie Brown, and Heath Evans have all been very fragile.
January 16th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
#6
You forgot Carnell “Handle with Care” Williams…..and I have had many of those-’cept for Evans on my Fantasy Team, and the always seem to be banged up or “doubtful” 4-5 wks in a season…..seems to always be a knee problem since most except Cadillac are run between the tackles and try to crush the DB’s, even the LB’s, and in the NFL, that doesnt help longevity…….plus many are kinda banged up from being RB’s in the SEC….
Mark it down….AU wont be seeing the likes of that kinda talent (thanks to Bamas probation) on the Plains, now that Saban has the Death Star almost completed…..and a recruiting Tractor Beam that draws in 4/5 Stars like a Black Hole……
January 16th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
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hailstate says:
Why is Sylvester Croom on that fark?
“OUR POWERS AH TRAY-SHAH SEEKIN’!!!” ???? Translation, please.
January 16th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
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me says:
“Deuce McCallister, Rudy Johnson, Brandon Jacobs, Ronnie Brown, and Heath Evans have all been very fragile”.
Every single one of those guys has been injury prone. Not Carnell Williams injury-prone, but then who is?
January 16th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
What NFL running back doesn’t have injury problems? It’s a brutal position.
January 16th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
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kleph says:
i’m 99 percent sure jess nevins isn’t going to touch this one with a ten foot pole.
January 16th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
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THETexasStateUniversity says:
Is it bad that all of my orifices are exploding with joy?
January 16th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
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'SotaVol says:
hailstate:
“Our powers of treasure seeking”…
January 16th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
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jamiedawg says:
keep up the kiffykins…it may get me through the off-season…really…
January 16th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
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kingofdequeen says:
COACH O!
i found a pelt you need:
http://www.christies.com/LotFinder/lot_details.aspx?from=searchresults&intObjectID=5176357&sid=67fad204-ae37-476f-88c0-885b777230c3
January 18th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
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RedGoblin says:
Tom Strong…
January 19th, 2009 at 4:49 am