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VOLS NEW LEEGAH EGGSTRARDINRAH GENNAHMUN

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GENNAHMEN!

AYE HAFFA BROUGHT YAHERE FUHDAGREATAH GOODAH DA YOUKNEEVERSITAH AH TENNAHSEE!!!

YOU, ALAN CROOMTERMAIN, ANNA YOUR POWERS AH TRAY-SHAH SEEKIN'!!!

ANNA YOU, DADDY KIFFAH-KINS, WIFFA YO MAGNIFAHCENT MOUNTAINHEADANNA COVERTWOPOWAHS!!!

ANNAH LANCE-A-THOMPSON, MASTAH RAKROOTAH ANNAFINEPURVEYOR OFFA DA PELTZ!!! NOWWA COMMININNAFROMMA DAALABAMMAH!!! DA MONEY, SHE AHTALKINN, OHSHE PRAKTICALEEAHSANGIN'!!!

KIFFYKINNZ!!! GETTAHME THEBEEFFAJERKEE ANNAREDBULLAH VICTREE!!!

Lane Kiffn: Yessir.

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ANNAHDONNAHFERGATTAH DAKEROSENEMIXAH FADAREDBULLAH!!!!

Happy times are here again, EDSBS fans. Hallelujah, dacoachO has risen from the NFL dead.

by yoyofutbawl on Jan 16, 2009 11:12 AM EST reply actions  

was hoping for a Watchmen parody, but will take this other Alan Moore inspired one.

by Kerwin4two on Jan 16, 2009 11:13 AM EST reply actions  

So, Is Lane Tiffins innerwebs intials gonna be CLT for Coach Lane Tiffin, or the other,
Coach Lane In Tennessee?

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 16, 2009 11:26 AM EST reply actions  

I’m just glad that Spurrierbot is now in South Carolina so I don’t have to see “HBC” on the interwebs any more.

by Brian O'Blivion on Jan 16, 2009 11:38 AM EST reply actions  

So now Eddy “I put more (snowflake-fragile) RBs in the NFL before breakfast than most people do all day” Gran is in on this.

by Me on Jan 16, 2009 11:44 AM EST reply actions  

Deuce McCallister, Rudy Johnson, Brandon Jacobs, Ronnie Brown, and Heath Evans have all been very fragile.

by NewAZTiger on Jan 16, 2009 12:21 PM EST reply actions  

#6
You forgot Carnell “Handle with Care” Williams…..and I have had many of those-‘cept for Evans on my Fantasy Team, and the always seem to be banged up or “doubtful” 4-5 wks in a season…..seems to always be a knee problem since most except Cadillac are run between the tackles and try to crush the DB’s, even the LB’s, and in the NFL, that doesnt help longevity…….plus many are kinda banged up from being RB’s in the SEC….
Mark it down….AU wont be seeing the likes of that kinda talent (thanks to Bamas probation) on the Plains, now that Saban has the Death Star almost completed…..and a recruiting Tractor Beam that draws in 4/5 Stars like a Black Hole……

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 16, 2009 12:39 PM EST reply actions  

Why is Sylvester Croom on that fark?

“OUR POWERS AH TRAY-SHAH SEEKINÂ’!!!” ???? Translation, please.

by hailstate on Jan 16, 2009 2:43 PM EST reply actions  

“Deuce McCallister, Rudy Johnson, Brandon Jacobs, Ronnie Brown, and Heath Evans have all been very fragile”.

Every single one of those guys has been injury prone. Not Carnell Williams injury-prone, but then who is?

by me on Jan 16, 2009 2:50 PM EST reply actions  

What NFL running back doesn’t have injury problems? It’s a brutal position.

by NewAZTiger on Jan 16, 2009 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

i’m 99 percent sure jess nevins isn’t going to touch this one with a ten foot pole.

by kleph on Jan 16, 2009 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

Is it bad that all of my orifices are exploding with joy?

by THETexasStateUniversity on Jan 16, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

hailstate:

“Our powers of treasure seeking”…

by 'SotaVol on Jan 16, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

keep up the kiffykins…it may get me through the off-season…really…

by jamiedawg on Jan 16, 2009 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

Tom Strong…

by RedGoblin on Jan 19, 2009 4:49 AM EST reply actions  

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