CORRECTIONS, 1/16/2009

Thanks for bringning this back!

P.S. Ron Zook does not count as bunda.

Missed this :-)… The Podolak peice was a peice of beauty, did not see it coming… A state morns its fallen ledgend… I mean, come on, it is Iowa, we have a plethora of functioning alcoholics… it was minus 16 degrees here for cripes sake this morning… Who hasn’t quaffed a few High Life’s, oggled a woman half your age.

Pickings are slim in Iowa… can you blame him? BHGP is stiill in mourning

Peace Out

You sure about Kirk Herbstreit’s favorite song? I thought his favorite was Idol David Cook’s “Light On.” You know he looks at his pictures online and goes on to Corso about how dreamy he is.

Ancient Mariner, my ass. JoPa was the Cabin Boy on the Pinta.

….300ish years BEFORE he was the Ancient Mariner. See?

Errors and Omissions should go the way of the bunda. It’s lame.

Raider Red – so thrilled to have someone of such comedic genius help us to recognize what is “lame” and what is not here… please stick around and comment on any piece that you feel falls below our usual high EDSBS standards

and by that what I really mean is fuck yourself, go read another blog

…and Raider Red, thus ensuring we do these every week, but twice as long this year.

Hey, he thinks they’re lame. That’s fine, WarChiziken. This is a safe place, like a nest. A nest where sometimes snakes come, and eat the eggs, and then wait for the mama bird to return for dessert.

Gah, “Sheila.” My neighbor laid outside in a tiny bikini blasting that song for hours on end one summer. Sadly, my neighbor was a dude.

What the shit is an “Omissions”?

sorry Orson, just got emotional defending my queen and empress of the CFB Blogosphere

may her keystrokes always generate love and laughter, amen

Strong first showing Holly… breaking out the correcting-the-corrections wormhole right off the bat.

No joke, I heard Herbstreit on the Tirico/Van Pelt radio show last summer and he claimed:

a) He had no idea how to work an iPod, and
b) His favorite thing to listen to on the radio is the Delilah show.

I have no idea what those songs are that you say he does or does not like are, but keep that in mind every time you see him on TV. He loves Delilah.

Holy Grail,

If Tampa is indication of the ladies from Iowa, I was pleasantly surprised. You guys definitely have something good to look at if you can get the long johns and parkas off the young ladies from the University of I O W A.

@ 11

He means nocturnal omssions

These are the best off-season posts of any college football blog. By the way, did he just call bunda lame? Really?

Thanks to Raider Red for provoking more future corrections.

Holly came back very strong with this batch, and the more we get in the future the better.

Is Zook looking for a 7th home game, to be played near his right nipple?

“Anyone lucky enough to spend 5 minutes reading Holly’s corrections will be a better person for it…. even Tim Tebow.”

Im severely hoping raider red is a raider pink if you know what i mean. BUNDA FOREVER!!!!!

You don’t regret the error on Ty’s piece?
I wonder how to interpret that…

When this popped up in the google reader, my first reaction was anticipatory laughter at corrections being back, but that was soon overtaken by the melancholy realization that the offseason is truly upon us. You are truly doing the Lord’s work helping everyone through the barren months of the offseason.

And the Raider was just butthurt that his team had their best season in the history of the program and lost in the cotton bowl.

Errors and Omissions (E&O for those of us in the very, very lame know) is a professional liability insurance coverage thta protects you or your company from protects your company from claims of damages if your client holds you responsible for errors, or the failure of your work to perform as promised in your contract.

The Corrections is a beautifully crafted piece of work served up hot and fresh by the good folks at Swindle Industries every Friday during the offseason. It serves as a sort of online methadone clinic for those of us with an accute college football addiction. The Corrections, in conjunction with Cheesecake Fridays, offer us a bit of respite on a long Friday afternoon spent knowing that there will be no college football to watch tomorrow. If you do not like them, I suggest not turning to EDSBS on Friday afternoons, and instead praying that your higher being of choice have mercy on your miserable soul.

no college football and no Cheesecake/Bunda Fridays either – sorry to pop that on you Tim

Can we cover Intramural Football in the meantime, brother? I’m jonesin’ for a fix…..
Can we go into recruiting mode OMG LUGINBILL is stalkiing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!2

WarChiziken says:

no college football and no Cheesecake/Bunda Fridays either – sorry to pop that on you Tim

No college football and no Cheesecake/Bunda Fridays make Dr. Bundy….something, something.

Orson, Holly, or those in the know,

Sorry to ask this, but who exactly is TCOAN?

Love,

A marginally confused mgoblogger

You know what’s definitely NOT lame? This.

/searches for famous “Property of Tebow” picture

What does TCOAN stand for? I know it is Orson’s woman, but really want the answer.

Thanks.

I was under the impression that programs that claim “this is their year” (annually) and then get clobbered by a kajillion (annually) are lame.

But maybe that’s just me.

Carry on, Holly. The Franchione bit slays. Though how you didn’t include the two Westminster College clowns is beyond me.

TCOAN = The Conscience Of A Nation

TCOAN it The Conscience of a Nation. Clearly the big O married someone from the UN. We’re trying to determine WHICH nation. Sadly, odds are it’s the Gator Nation.

Thank you.

So when are the roomers of “insert college coach here” going to the Bucs going to start? I hear its Urban Meyer…

The first time I saw TCOAN mentioned, I misread the N as an M, and came up with The Cunt Orson Actually Married. So, I was wrong: it’s not the first time. Shoot me, why don’t you?

Ah, “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner.” You gotta love any piece of classic literature that has a Cliff’s Notes version performed by Iron Maiden.

@ 10

If you still enjoy tiny bikinis and can hear these words
“Oh, oh SHEEELLLIIAAA Let me love you til the mourning comes!!!” without immediately losing your last meal then you are a better man than I am. You have officially tarnished my fondness for the awesomeness that was Ready For The World.

#38
Nothing tops the immortal “Let me Love you down” when you are a freshman bumping and grinding ,having no idea what the hell you are doing , just copying everyone elses moves, trying to kiss a girl that kisses like a cross between pirahna with a mouth full of braces and MS. Pac Man, after she has eaten a bag of Cheese Puffs……….

Tebow is an obnoxious, grandstanding attention whore

http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/shared-gen/ap/General_College_Sports_News/FBC_Florida_Tebow.html

I love this myth that he’s still a humble, pious kid.

If there is going to be a thread left up this long does it have to be one of [Name Redactedy-dacted]?

@ 41

Assuming 41 is a Florida fan, which admittedly is a big assumption, he should be grateful for the Zooker. Had Foley hired someone legitimate, Meyer would have ended up at Notre Dame, and Florida may not have two BCS titles in the last three years.

I think most schools would accept 3 years of Ron Zook-type results at Florida for the ensuing four years under Meyer.

I, myself, would settle for an ACC title, which probably will not happen for another 4 years.

Did that first item escape the blog redaction department? Maybe you need to program Zook into the cuss word filter.

@42

41 is decidely NOT a Florida fan…he just doesn’t get the same thrill off of [Name Redacted] ’s likeness photoshopped on to soft core/A&F ads as other may. It was disturbing when coming for cfb chatter to be continually confronted with what passes these days as eroticism for pre-pubecents. Though it was better than the previous Tower of Viles.