RYAN PERRILLOUX STAYING PUT

by Orson on Jan 14, 2009 1:08 PM EST

Boy, it was nice to have those three seconds of reflection on the 2008 season. Now, on to other things. Babies being born with terrible names. Nebraska players already breaking out the medicine balls and getting into offseason training. (Nice form on a 225 pound front squat there, young Jonathon Stantin.) Imaginary IM convos between Erin Andrews, Tim Tebow, and Sam Bradford. (With cameo by Rey Maualuga, of course.) All of the important things that will keep you afloat for the next eight months COLLAPSES WEEPING INTO A PILE OF OLD PHIL
STEELE MAGAZINES.

crying
It'll be okay, soldier. It'll be okay.

In the midst of much player shuffling and reshuffling re: the draft, one player has made a clear decision to stay: Jacksonville State quarterback Ryan Perrilloux, who elected to spend another year in college after being informed he was not going to be selected in the first three rounds. We wish the Sixty Million dollar man all the luck in the world in the next year conquering the Ohio Valley Conference, and making the draft next year as an FCS qb. (May we suggest changing your last name to "Flacco?" NFL scouts seem to think talent is transmitted entirely on a genetic basis, so this might work better than you think.

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You know what you never did? The #1 for “Disappointment Has a Flavor”.

by Danny Wuerffel's Helmet on Jan 14, 2009 1:27 PM EST reply actions

Thread jack – Orson, did I miss this on the site:?

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_college_uf/2009/01/exclusive-qb-ca.html

by ALGator on Jan 14, 2009 1:39 PM EST reply actions

That’s mentioned somewhere back there.

And DWH—you’re totally right, though whether writing it now is even worth it is a good question.

by Orson Swindle on Jan 14, 2009 1:59 PM EST reply actions

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by DrB on Jan 14, 2009 2:25 PM EST reply actions

Famous Last Words: “Laptop…….? (sounds of laptop crashing to pavement below) What laptop?”

Orson, we need to know. We have side bets and all that. I have an idea. Bama would fit nicely after the Utah. And the flavor is black licorice, stale beer, and whatever they put in Hand Grenades in New Orleans. Jaeger Bombs and Hand Grenades were my WMD’s that helped me erase what I had just witnessed. That is the flavor. And it sucked. I still have Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome and flashbacks every now and then. I’m coping. Its a process, and whatever process we use for Utah, was a recipe for disaster.

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 14, 2009 2:35 PM EST reply actions

Knox Kiffin isn’t the worst name-related news from UT.
Check out the De-Cooter-fication notice:

http://www.govolsxtra.com/news/2009/jan/13/graduate-assistants-wont-return-ut/

by Oren Incandenza on Jan 14, 2009 2:39 PM EST reply actions

The Kiffins have nothing on the Palins for shitass names for their kids.

by Will Q on Jan 14, 2009 2:41 PM EST reply actions

Knox?!? A pox on that family for giving a child a horrible name. May the fleas from one thousand camels infest Lane’s armpits.

by Anonymous IV on Jan 14, 2009 2:59 PM EST reply actions

Couple things:
1. Knox wasn’t a horrible name in Dead Poets Society. Maybe Kiffin’s just planning on send his kid to Exeter.
2. James Dobson is Nebraska’s strength coach? They must REALLY hate that guy in Boulder.

by now_a_hoo on Jan 14, 2009 3:14 PM EST reply actions

Knox is also a very important character in the literary classic “Fox In Sox” by the esteemed Theodor Seuss Geisel .

by Kyrana on Jan 14, 2009 3:19 PM EST reply actions

front squat? Do you mean clean?

by tzubear on Jan 14, 2009 3:32 PM EST reply actions

Hold on, some people are sad this season is over?

Check in with a Dawg, and ask again

by Darkknight on Jan 14, 2009 3:38 PM EST reply actions

I dont think Urban Meyer, if he had another kid, would name his kid “Gaines”, he’d name him “Tim”.
Quite sure Saban wouldnt name his son “Tusk”…..I would have no idea what he would call him, maybe “GetoverhereNOW”

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 14, 2009 3:39 PM EST reply actions