FULMER CUP: JOSH JARBOE
by Orson on Jan 13, 2009 11:16 AM EST
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PrintYou may remember Troy wide receiver Josh Jarboe from his prior life as an unaccompanied freestyle rapper at Oklahoma, where lines like "If she like barbecue I put my meat up on her grill" got him kicked off the team after this video made it onto the internets:
Jarboe will add to his fabulous minor-league thug resume by opening up Fulmer Cup scoring for 2009 with a charge almost as colorful as his red/pink dreads from the OU video: misdemeanor harrassment, a single point for Troy in the Fulmer Cup and establishing them as the first team to put points on the board this season.
While the article gives no details, message boards are full of potentially truth-y tidbits, including this:
Just asked a friend of mine if he'd been to saga and then asked him if a fight had broken out. He said, "no, a football player up and choked some chic" "that dude from oklahoma or something?"
One of our favorite grammatical constructions is "Up and [verb]+ed." It implies a sudden burst of wild or unpredictable behavior, like "After two quarters of mediocre football, Tim Tebow up and got the asskick stick out on Oklahoma." Josh Jarboe just up and opened the Fulmer Cup season." One point to Troy, officially popping the cherry of this season.
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I vote the name of the Cup be change to the Richt cup or something more current. That would be appropriate as it would preserve a certain fan base’s proclivity towards preseason glory.
by George P. Burdell on Jan 13, 2009 11:23 AM EST reply actions
I believe as someone said yesterday, the first team to score should get some kind of bonus… other than the recognition of being alone on the big board so far
by beckett929 on Jan 13, 2009 11:26 AM EST reply actions
I heard Mr. Bojangles dog “up and died”…..
Jax State aint gonna let that stand for long….Perr-woo should be in the mix soon
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 13, 2009 11:27 AM EST reply actions
I guess we can’t award bonus points for the dreads, since they are from the last incident.
by DevilGrad on Jan 13, 2009 11:37 AM EST reply actions
This reminds me, I cannot wait for Jamar Hornsby to get to campus in Oxford, simply for the Fulmer Cup implications.
by Bunkie Perkins on Jan 13, 2009 11:39 AM EST reply actions
Can someone put together a Fulmer Cup Where are they Now piece? I’m curious where some of the past thugs are and what they are doing with their lives. I’m sure that Jimmy Johns is in prison, so that takes care of him. Any updates on other previous big point gainers?
by The Snake will Drive Again! on Jan 13, 2009 11:41 AM EST reply actions
Is Josh Jarobe gonna have to choke a bitch?!?!
Yes, Mr. Jarobe will be required to asphyxiate a female.
by skinnyphatman on Jan 13, 2009 11:41 AM EST reply actions
So what you’re saying is that a Trojan popped the cherry on the 2009-10 Fulmer Cup?
GO SUNBELT!
by Schnelly-ade on Jan 13, 2009 12:02 PM EST reply actions
Ryan Perriloux and Josh Jarboe need to play together at some point before prison.
by sonofsamford on Jan 13, 2009 12:08 PM EST reply actions
I think Florida should start with 5 points for Tebow’s unsportsmanlike. It was during the game and it’s not a crime, but at that point the season was functionally over and let’s be honest, Tebow getting a personal foul is on par with the average football player committing murder.
by KYGator on Jan 13, 2009 12:25 PM EST reply actions
#6, I like the idea of the where are they now Fulmer Cup or maybe Switzer Cup for the older players.
by Anonymous IV on Jan 13, 2009 12:30 PM EST reply actions
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Unfortunately, Donovan McNabb set the QB Gold Standard For Unsportsmanlike Conduct last Sunday when he picked up The Jints sideline phone and laughed into it late in the game.
The only thing that can top that would be for Tebow to wrassle with The Orgeron next year at midfield with Ric Flair as ref.
by yoyofutbawl on Jan 13, 2009 12:43 PM EST reply actions
You should retroactively add Oklahoma for still signing him out of high school.
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How high did Florida make it on this list last year? What with all the criminal thugs & all. (ak47, chokin’ chicks, etc.)
by Bond on Jan 13, 2009 12:48 PM EST reply actions
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No, Florida should start with -5….. you know, having Saint Tebow bless us with another season and all.
by TideDruid on Jan 13, 2009 12:54 PM EST reply actions
Hey George, I agree. The Gamecocks need something to look forward to. . .
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jan 13, 2009 12:54 PM EST reply actions
While I can attest that scoring first does not guarantee victory, I like the fact that a Fulmer Cup veteran was up to the task. The Heisman of Hijinks is now underway!
by Crabapple Buck on Jan 13, 2009 12:57 PM EST reply actions
Thank God (again) that Jarboe up and rejected UGA to sign with Oklahomey.
by NRBQ on Jan 13, 2009 1:06 PM EST reply actions
I’m gonna up an’ pop a cork on some champizzle with the start of the Fulmer Cup! Hopefully one of my alma
maters will win again this season! Go ESS EEE SEEEEE
by Erica on Jan 13, 2009 1:44 PM EST reply actions
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YESSSSSSSSSS!!! (excuse me, Marv Albert) – ESS EEE CEE speed – key to the Fulmer Cup. Especially in T-Town, mah grad skool alma mater.
by yoyofutbawl on Jan 13, 2009 2:29 PM EST reply actions
Bunkie -
Agreed on Hornsby. The Rebs should get a head start for signing him. But, can you really blame him? I mean gas was $4.00 a gallon and she wasn’t going to use it…
by Shavodrick Beaver on Jan 13, 2009 4:04 PM EST reply actions
If LSU’s Jarret Lee starts a fight with another person, and that person gets arrested and Jarrett doesnt, does that count as a PICK 6?
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 13, 2009 4:34 PM EST reply actions
heu peter pumpkinhead, why dont you get your head out of your ass and quit refering to something that happened with blakeney when he was at the barn school over 20 years ago. troy university the only school in the state with a clean record the last 25 or more years.and how bout keeping “it” out of your cuz..we dont need anymore inbred pieces of crap like you posting
by t-royfan on Aug 1, 2009 5:33 PM EDT reply actions
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