Comments on: EYEWITNESSES CORROBORATE: DRUNKENNESS CAN LEAD TO BAD THINGS

By: zElkins

zElkins — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:40:59 +0000

Wow. A Star Wars reference. Orson Swindle, how many times have you skipped your chess club meet, much less gone out drinking?

By: iACTUALLYknowHER

iACTUALLYknowHER — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:40:01 +0000

I actually heard about this from a friend and shes in the sorority that the shitter was in… Alpha Omicron Pi, and to the girl that asked shes a current student or at least was. From what i heard she was taking laxative to lose weight… stupid bitch!!

By: Homer

Homer — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:01:31 +0000

ya’ll have a lot of crappy things to say about this poor girl

By: Tripp

Tripp — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:25:20 +0000

I’d still hit it and so would you!

By: OBX Dawg

OBX Dawg — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:33:11 +0000

Hot Damn! Stumbled across this and just laughed my ass off!!!

At some point in my life, I’m sure I wondered briefly how a Gator takes a shit. Now I know. Ain’t pretty. Extrapolating (or would that be ex-crap-o-lating?), I would posit that Tigers, Elephants and Hillbillies have similar problems, as they have similar cognitive abilities.

Is is possible that this chick is related to Jeff Dunham’s ventriloquist dummy, Bubba? I’d love to see her face and so I could tell whether she had buck teeth and a lazy eye…

By: odie420

odie420 — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:04:49 +0000

“How do you know so much about Oop, I Crapped My Pants?”
“Because I am wearing them, and I just did!”

Thanks Oops I Crapped My Pants!

By: L - Money

L - Money — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:52:33 +0000

1999, moved to England and living in a small flat. Neighbor comes over with two oil cans of Fosters to say hello. At Some point thereafter, I hear that distinctive drizzle noise that water makes when poured on carpet. I point over at him, not with the usual index pointer finger, but with the more presidential index and middle finger and say “what’s going on over there?” Having seen Seinfeld (Papi pees the couch), I knew right away he pissed himself… on my couch… on the third day I was living in my flat.

2006 SEC Championship game outside what used to be Jocks and Jills, my former roommate and best man at my wedding ODs on JD and coke. Being the stand up guy that I am, I ride the ambulance to the ER (Grady Hospital), observe the catheterization (scarred for life), and miss the entire game waiting for him to regain sobriety.

My warning to you all, Grady Hospital is not where you want to go if you pass out drunk.

By: cjames317

cjames317 — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:04:21 +0000

So that’s why Florida girls don’t wear underwear?

By: Gen. Stoopnagle

Gen. Stoopnagle — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:11:34 +0000

PW: She obviously a Millennial. I promise you she’s blaming someone else.

By: VaHighlands Dawg

VaHighlands Dawg — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:19:07 +0000

#36, Disgusting! You should be ashamed for having that thought enter you head. But you like me have no filter on thoughts to words, right?

I LOVE IT! I mean, how did you manage the delivery? That was awesome!

By: shovel pass

shovel pass — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 07:00:09 +0000

Has anyone given thought to this side of it.

Big time executive of ABC conglomerate drops his Wall Street Journal and his alligator briefcase on his desk as his secratary brings him his morning coffee, when in walks his equally Big time executive buddy and says “Jim Bob, you gotta see this” and dails up the pic on the interweb. At which point #1 big time executive turns 4 shades of white as Big Time executive #2 says something like “Say Jim Bob, your daughter was at this game, was’nt she?

What a proud papa. And she told dear old dad she needed the exta bucks this week to buy some books.

By: paulwesterdawg

paulwesterdawg — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 06:20:34 +0000

To answer the question above…..

Having seen the original I can say that her facial expression was… Contentment. She looked comfortable. Like “Hey, this is just how I roll.”

She probably woke up and thought… “Who shat on me!”

By: SAWB

SAWB — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 03:47:49 +0000

I almost feel sorry for the poor Gator bastard that ended up eating THAT piece of Pi that night…almost…

By: PortTrojan

PortTrojan — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:23:52 +0000

I once saw an obviously drunk girl plop herself down in one of those wooden chairs in a Border’s Books’ cafe and just start pissing herself within a minute. She was wearing a skirt so it was just spilling like crazy all over the tile floor. Don’t know how they chose the person to clean it up, but it’s not the task you’d be expected to do at 6pm on a Saturday night.

I feel as though I’ve contributed to mankind by sharing this anecdote.

By: Simmo

Simmo — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:20:58 +0000

#29 “Does she grab that fame and parlay it into a career of some sort”

maybe in Germany