EYEWITNESSES CORROBORATE: DRUNKENNESS CAN LEAD TO BAD THINGS

So Florida fans are too good to use a cooler?

No, after halftime, the port-o-let situation WAS abominable. Just for the record.

Gawd, Orson, I know what you mean. Those final levels in Rogue Squadron nearly broke my will to live. I sat the controller down, walked away, and told myself that I was a better man for knowing my limits.

My 5-year-old son has discovered Rogue Squadron recently, as I left my N64 plugged up after a party. He asks me, “Daddy, help me wrap up the AT-AT.” I politely decline, and with a knowing grin, tell him, “son, this is your battle to win.”

Can we get some info as to whether this little lady is a current student or alumni? Or what sorority, maybe? I’m a (female) Florida alum, and my roommate shat in the dryer on Halloween night senior year and if this is her… I will be speechless. again.

I’ve done some pretty awful and heinous acts whilst under the influence, but DAAYUM this is a bit much. Punking on ones self is fine, but shitting yourself? That’s just a whole nother level of shitfaced.

Wait, is this a UF sorority girl? This may be the same chick who runs around shitting in Frat closets. My God this is beyond disturbing.

I, being drunk and out of my mind, at a fine establishment, made a wrong turn, things were getting fuzzy and getting late at 2am during closing time, and what I thought was a strange shiny urinal, turned out to be a stainless steel sink in the Kitchen. I did not know this and wondered why it had hot water splash on me when I “flushed” it. My friend found me about the time the 2 pissed off Mexicans from the night clean up crew had turned the lights on were swearing loudly in Spanish and he got me out of there. The golden rule of “all things look the same when you are drunk” applies here……

Or shitlegged as it were.

Najeh Davenport thinks this might be the future Mrs. Najeh Davenport.

This is why when I plan on getting completely “housed” I go with the strictly liquid diet. Nothing good can come of solid food during an all out drinking binge.

Humanitarian Dept:

Why was there no compassion shown to this young woman Gator?

Is their no humanity left, specifically, in the UGA sports world?

(wringing hands)

That young woman could have been seriously hurt, given her state of drunkennes, and yet no one helped out, and, instead, she was made out to be an object of ridicule?

(“Mamma mia!”)

USC’s Pete Carrol, the Humanitarian, would have helped her out…..

Something tells me there’s a fantastic nickname floating around campus right now that she has no idea about.

No picture up anymore??? Someone, somewhere HAS to have the picture.

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I saw the photo before it was “scrubbed,” and for what it’s worth, the girl was wearing an AOPi jacket. The first girl who ever ripped out my heart and stomped on it later became an AOPi at Georgia, so I guess I’d have to say I find this whole thing even more amusing than most.

We were in New Orleans standing at the edge of a bar near the sidewalk when a girl walks over and just pukes her guts out. A horrible, stinky puke probably fueled by warm Miller Lite and more than one hurricane. She cheers about puking and leaves. Then another girl, staggering and eating giant sausage dog, comes walking up. She had obviously pissed herself and was soaked from her groin to her knees. She walks right through the puke and slips on it and falls in it.

And the picture on the GSB was hideous and hilarious and I clicked on it about 10 times, because it reminded me of my misspent youth.

“roaming the woods with the Deer Hunter”

I portend to be knowledgeable of virtually all things alcohol (I am Catholic and from Boston, after all), but this reference leaves me scratching my cabeza. Jagermeister, I presume? Ok, I just looked it up… Jagermeister translates to “master hunter” in German, so I think that is our prime suspect. Though I would say a more appropriate translation is, “death by black licorice.”

You know what? I can’t find anything funny to say about this. Just that I may file away that picture and show it to any future daughters or sons who even THINK about binge-drinking, if for no other reason to show that “someday, you too can have your stupidity splashed all over the Internet for the world to see. And on that day, you’re out of the will.”

That is so fucking wrong. And damn it this isn’t the same chick who shits in people’s closets.

That is so awesome and so sad… all at the same time.

I wish we could see her face. Not to know who she is, but to see how glazed over her facial expression is. Was she lucid or completely gone?

If I may, I would like to offer my true appreciation to her because, despite shatting (one or two "t"s in shatting) herself, she held onto her beer. 100 more cocktails to you, ma’am.

JoPa says “that’s the trouble with the internet….. all those tubes with cameras on them…. you can’t poop yourself in public anymore without a million people looking at your pants every day from then on…”

I wonder if this could have been the aftereffect of running into “Bad Santa” at a mall… like in the movie…. I seem to recall a line about “not shitting right for a week”

I’m sympathetic to the fact the portopotties were nauseating. But, even if the portopotties were overflowing, there’s no reason Shitbreak couldn’t squat long enough to disconnect the loaf from her colon. Thanks for bringing sexy back.

Hey! If ya gonna party with no panties and eat Mexican food, Depends is a good option…..
They should have called the Fire Dept to hose her down, and probaly would have dispatched the HazMat team to boot…..

Filth, flarin, filth…….

+1 to Dawgnoxious for the comment, and +100 for bringing this to light.

More evidence of ESSSS-EEEEE-SEEEE speed, I suppose.

“But, even if the portopotties were overflowing, there’s no reason Shitbreak couldn’t squat long enough to disconnect the loaf from her colon.”

That’s eye-wateringly funny. Although I doubt if you’re that inebriated, it comes out in “loaf” form.

Brings new meaning to the term “Swamp Ass”.

Would this be considered simple defecatory humor or does it rise to the level of social commentary? Imagine the “day after” for our AOPi…aghast at her disheveled condition and wondering exactly where she had been and what manner of misfortune had befallen her. Soon her cell phone rings and her roommate reports that her night was documented on the internets for posterity and her fifteen minutes of fame is established. Which way does she go? Does she grab that fame and parlay it into a career of some sort; does she mire in self-pity and take a long walk off a short pier, or does she simply write it off to bad burritos, tequila and beer and pick up a sweet bourbon chaser? Hmmm? Methinks its just a great shit-story…

It really sucks when the shit hits the fan.

RIMSHOT!!

Girl at a party at my friends house had been taking colon cleansers to lose weight and got drunk to the point of throwing up. My friends’ hallway bathroom is a narrow room in which the toilet faces a wall that is a short distance away. Girl, in skirt, throwing up in toilet, when shit meets wall.
She ended up with a bad ass nick-name, but out of respect for all involved I won’t post it here.

Wow, that just stinks.

“So she started shitting while she was walking! If she hadn’t gotten it all over her leg, I would remark that this is a skill I’ve not mastered.”
ohhh, but my dog has, thanks to a neighbor that brought new meaning to the term scared shitless.

Back on subject, I am among those of the unfortunate not having gone to a MNC game (Beeeeeeees) since I became a fan. The only way I can relate to this is in remembering how my little bro/roommate got drunk one night, went over to the new Pike house and shat in one of their dryers. Not having fully throught it through, he came back and asked if I had proper change. I think he even had the courtesy to put some dryer sheets in.

Oh, and at least #14 had the decency to black out her nails…. ohhh, you mean they weren’t blacked out?

1. “Does she grab that fame and parlay it into a career of some sort”

maybe in Germany

I once saw an obviously drunk girl plop herself down in one of those wooden chairs in a Border’s Books’ cafe and just start pissing herself within a minute. She was wearing a skirt so it was just spilling like crazy all over the tile floor. Don’t know how they chose the person to clean it up, but it’s not the task you’d be expected to do at 6pm on a Saturday night.

I feel as though I’ve contributed to mankind by sharing this anecdote.

I almost feel sorry for the poor Gator bastard that ended up eating THAT piece of Pi that night…almost…

To answer the question above…..

Having seen the original I can say that her facial expression was… Contentment. She looked comfortable. Like “Hey, this is just how I roll.”

She probably woke up and thought… “Who shat on me!”

Has anyone given thought to this side of it.

Big time executive of ABC conglomerate drops his Wall Street Journal and his alligator briefcase on his desk as his secratary brings him his morning coffee, when in walks his equally Big time executive buddy and says “Jim Bob, you gotta see this” and dails up the pic on the interweb. At which point #1 big time executive turns 4 shades of white as Big Time executive #2 says something like "Say Jim Bob, your daughter was at this game, was’nt she?

What a proud papa. And she told dear old dad she needed the exta bucks this week to buy some books.

#36, Disgusting! You should be ashamed for having that thought enter you head. But you like me have no filter on thoughts to words, right?

I LOVE IT! I mean, how did you manage the delivery? That was awesome!

PW: She obviously a Millennial. I promise you she’s blaming someone else.

So that’s why Florida girls don’t wear underwear?

1999, moved to England and living in a small flat. Neighbor comes over with two oil cans of Fosters to say hello. At Some point thereafter, I hear that distinctive drizzle noise that water makes when poured on carpet. I point over at him, not with the usual index pointer finger, but with the more presidential index and middle finger and say “what’s going on over there?” Having seen Seinfeld (Papi pees the couch), I knew right away he pissed himself… on my couch… on the third day I was living in my flat.

2006 SEC Championship game outside what used to be Jocks and Jills, my former roommate and best man at my wedding ODs on JD and coke. Being the stand up guy that I am, I ride the ambulance to the ER (Grady Hospital), observe the catheterization (scarred for life), and miss the entire game waiting for him to regain sobriety.

My warning to you all, Grady Hospital is not where you want to go if you pass out drunk.

“How do you know so much about Oop, I Crapped My Pants?”
“Because I am wearing them, and I just did!”

Thanks Oops I Crapped My Pants!

Hot Damn! Stumbled across this and just laughed my ass off!!!

At some point in my life, I’m sure I wondered briefly how a Gator takes a shit. Now I know. Ain’t pretty. Extrapolating (or would that be ex-crap-o-lating?), I would posit that Tigers, Elephants and Hillbillies have similar problems, as they have similar cognitive abilities.

Is is possible that this chick is related to Jeff Dunham’s ventriloquist dummy, Bubba? I’d love to see her face and so I could tell whether she had buck teeth and a lazy eye…

I’d still hit it and so would you!

ya’ll have a lot of crappy things to say about this poor girl

I actually heard about this from a friend and shes in the sorority that the shitter was in… Alpha Omicron Pi, and to the girl that asked shes a current student or at least was. From what i heard she was taking laxative to lose weight… stupid bitch!!

Wow. A Star Wars reference. Orson Swindle, how many times have you skipped your chess club meet, much less gone out drinking?