Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 12/13/09

By: Jihad

Jihad — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:16:04 +0000

Orson only wishes Colt will leave.

If not, then next year’s NC might be a matchup between the two most holy christians EVAR (even moreso than Jeebus)! How would God choose?

By: meatybob

meatybob — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:17:04 +0000

It’s not terrorism if it’s with El-Akbar.

By: Erica

Erica — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:51:08 +0000

Shout out to my new medical anthropology foobaa man Myron Rolle! Call me if you need an advisor!

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:22:57 +0000

Mormons dont have to wait til death to have 72 virgins. Thats why we hate Utah.(Besides getting whooped)

By: Geori

Geori — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:55:47 +0000

Therral Hatfield of the Indiana State Sycamores thinks the McCoys can go ta’ hell. He will cut you if you evah’ step foot in Terre Haute.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:44:12 +0000

Dr Bundy @ 19 – it depends, statistically speaking some of those 72 mothers-in-law would be MILFy and if you’re already in for 72 virgins, why not for anywhere up to 72 of their mothers?

Even if the MILF factor was zero, I’ve got to think that the by-laws are probably set up to minimize the amount of yap you’d have to listen to. It’s not like anyone who would come up with the 72 virgin clause would also mandate quality time for “talking about our relationship,” “working on our communication,” and “72 reasons you aren’t good enough for my daughter.”

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:43:45 +0000

Trucker Two Times says he is a Roads Scholar, too.

By: Brigitte Nielsen

Brigitte Nielsen — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:41:14 +0000

methinks the rise in the Humanitarian Bowl ratings had less to do with Maryland and more to do with the move from New Year’s Eve to Dec. 30.

By: Anonymous IV

Anonymous IV — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:18:51 +0000

Dr. Brundy, best description of a mother in law and step mother was from a guy who called them his monster in law and step monster.

By: Joe Biden

Joe Biden — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:00:54 +0000

Mr. Rolle is very articulate.

Impressively so.

By: DrBundy

DrBundy — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:58:18 +0000

Who the hell would want 72 virgins? Aside from uncomfortable sex, wouldn’t that come with 72 mothers in law?

By: Tom

Tom — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:55:21 +0000

Huh-huh… “Beaver.” Huh-huh.

By: Terry Tate, Office Linebacker

Terry Tate, Office Linebacker — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:42:46 +0000

If Tebow was muslim, was a terrorist, and did suicide bomb something, what good would that do? what the hell is he going to do with 72 virgins? Give them a high-five?

By: Terry Tate, Office Linebacker

Terry Tate, Office Linebacker — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:38:23 +0000

dammit PSUrob- beat me to it…

By: Ted

Ted — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:33:08 +0000

Chase Daniels nickname from henceforth shall be “Hot Pockets!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkl4Y0sxerQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9c9lAfXQHs