CURIOUS INDEX, 1/12/09

Brandon already hired on with Al Groh’s attempts to create Pirate Ship East.

http://www.dailyprogress.com/cdp/sports/cavalier_insider/ci_football/article/brandon_brings_life_spread_to_virginia/33329/

To review the bidding, Groh fired his own kid and now has both an OC and a DC with head coaching experience and a reputation for exerting no player discipline whatsoever. Gay bars all over Charlottesville should be very, very afraid.

To quote a saying common to the rear windows of pickup trucks everywhere: “I ain’t skeered!” (sic)

Listen: Everyone knows that UGA was only about 75-80 plays away from the MNC. Wait ’til next year!™

I was at the Swamp yesterday. That’s not far off. There was crying.

I am enjoying the LSUfreek farks a lot more since I found a way to slow them up…. and enjoy the expressions on the faces of the coaches

not to mention the “CFB for Dummies” in the hands of Little Kiffy

Hopefully, “Operation Grand Slam” will be updated in line with the times and include Auric Goldfinger redirecting that laser onto every damn RAMBOX commercial on Fawx.

Re: “did it again…”

meh… I’d rather be 1-3 in championship games than 0-0. Just sayin’.

Same for 2-5 in BCS games.

Dude, hands off Gregg Brandon, Gators. Please? We’re a harmless ACC program just trying to beat VPISU. We can all agree that’s a noble cause, right?

And think about it: if you take Brandon, Groh is more likely to get fired next year, and then that’s one more program that’s going to be after Charlie Strong next year (and a basically nonracist one with a much bigger athletic budget than you realize).

So let me get this straight: BC fired a coach for interviewing with the Jets because of loyalty issues, yet is now considering a coach who took a new job 1 month ago?

I think there’s something wrong with me. “Stoops I did it again” actually made me feel better after another loss.

Orson,
Enjoyed the alphabetical….“S” should have been for Samoans, something Utah had that Alabama wasn’t prepared for…How many Samoans do you see riding on bikes in white shirts and black slacks, spreading the good news?..Ole Miss will be THE team to beat in the SEC West…..Bama and LSU will be breaking in new QB’s in the SEC and that doesnt bode well, no matter how good your defense is. Ask Auburn…..Tell LSUJoshua to laugh all he wants, he will find out….Just depends if Nutt can put 2 good teams back to back, never could do it at Arky. Last years goals were simply to beat Auburn and LSU, the rest was gravy….til we lost our Pro-Bowl rookie left tackle and our Defensive Coordinator, dammit….
The only thing that will end this run of good luck for Florida is to set Tim Tebow up and get him arrested, like the SHIELD……somehow, I bet it gets swept under the rug…..It would have to be on the scale of “Tim Tebow involved in international human body part trafficking”…

Ryan Parker’s tunes and LSUfreek’s farks would be a marriage made in heaven…

can you push that Orson?

Sweet Jesus…does anything ever go wrong for Florida??…

Is it can be Fulmer Cup tiem now?

I hope he doesn’t sustain any injuries during his final year that might jeopardize his professional career. And by “I hope he doesn’t sustain any injuries”, I mean I hope he dies.

The “G” on Richt’s shirt is backwards…

Tebow can’t pass.
Wait till Zook’s players are gone.
The spread will never work outside the MWC.
Meyer can’t recruit in the SE.

put some more gel in your hair timmy

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