Comments on: BLOGPOLL FINAL: HOUSE, MD EDITION

By: GeronimoRumplestiltskin

GeronimoRumplestiltskin — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:05:56 +0000

Christ.

My wife is hooked on that show. USA network seems to be showing reruns of it 24/7. One miserable, grouchy, annoying bastard (me) in our living room at any given time is enough.

Of course, the fact that she finds such a loathsome character compelling does offer insight into why she married me…

By: oc phil

oc phil — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:56:16 +0000

Considering the Big 12 south were exposed as frauds, I really don’t see Texas Tech deserving a top 10 ranking.

One quality win (Texas) is not enough.

By: Whohah

Whohah — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:37:25 +0000

Aside from my pissing and moaning about the bottom of that poll being garbage, I give you this:

http://www.rumblo.com/cc/comics/cc-houseandwilson.png

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:40:38 +0000

All I wanna know is, when did Chase find the time to be on Top Chef?

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:28:41 +0000

Well I’ll go ahead and say it now and save you from it later:
2009-BAMA’S BACK!!!11!!!!!!1!! Except we really really mean it this time!!!

But seriously, my money is on 9-3 regular season or 8-4….if we run the ball all the time or pass it without many pick-6’s….toss up games to be LSU/Ole Miss/Arky/VT…..should have over 90k at a spring game just outta being curious about the new QB and additions from new recruits….Rueben Randal is ours….
LSU fans simma down now and have a corn dog…

By: swampchomp

swampchomp — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:07:29 +0000

Clearly Nick Saban didn’t have time for Utah’s bullshit.

By: gosouthgohard

gosouthgohard — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:51:57 +0000

I think Utah at 2 is far more defensible than TTU that high or TCU that low. I sympathize with what you’re trying to do here (go on a team’s resume for the entire season, rather than just their bowl performance) but you can’t justify those two placements, witty self-criticism or none.

By: Vandy4Ever

Vandy4Ever — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:48:07 +0000

No VANDY!!! the year of their greatest glory deserves some blogpollin’ love. just ignore the fact they can’t beat anyone who doesn’t turn the ball over 800 times a game.

By: suicidewatch

suicidewatch — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:44:17 +0000

being self aware of one’s own blogpoll shortcomings doesn’t take anything away from the overall suck-a-tude. that being said, an enjoyable critique all the same. but it still sucks and House can’t save it for you.

just saying.

By: Tater Salad

Tater Salad — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:43:02 +0000

I thought the placement of Utah at 2 was simply a tribute to one of Gary Busey’s finest scenes.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:29:40 +0000

Hey, don’t bother to read the critical text following the poll. Just sayin’.

By: DanF

DanF — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:28:46 +0000

#1 – Strong retort

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:19:14 +0000

I picture Urban Meyer as the Coaching version of House:

House: “Good news is, he’s running out of organs to fail. ”

House: “So syphilis prevents domestic violence? I’m gonna be even more attractive to the ladies. ”
House: “A blowup doll would be more useful; and yes, that’s the first time I’ve implied something negative about a blowup doll. ”

House: “If he had a brain, he wouldn’t be taking the Bar. ”

And my fav:
House: [to a man waking up from a 10 year vegatative state] “…We use recyclable clothes now. Wear them once, then eat them.”
Vegatative State Guy: “You know what? I didn’t let you come along so you could suck all the fun out of my one day of life.”
House: “Well, you’re out of luck, ’cause that’s totally why I’m here.”

By: suicidewatch

suicidewatch — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:18:44 +0000

this poll sucks. just saying.