GLORY

GO GATORS!

Thanks for all your hard work this year, Orson.

Now awaiting more genius from LSUFreek….

BOOMER!!!

It’s GREAT to be a FLORIDA GATOR!!

WOOOO HOOOOO!!!!

Much thanks to everyone for all the laughs, I love this place.

Mucho congrats, Orson! Enjoy it with gusto.

And thanks for making another fun college football season even more enjoyable.

Enjoy it, Orson. I certainly hope you made plenty of noise in the press box tonight.

Oh my, it’s so damn great to be a Florida Gator. And even sweeter for this Gator living in Atlanta is how equally horrible it must feel to be a Bulldog right now.

And so the Kifflin Cup begins…

Hook ’Em Horns! Congrats Florida!

Or the Kiffin Cup… either way… I have retarded…

Go Gators! Time to get the Fulmer Cup ( or do we need a new name) fired up. And can someone get Charlie Strong a head coaching job. 14 points. That’s his resume.

Her gravy tears sustain us…

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Hey Stoops,
      Tough game man, we are all so surprised to see you lose that BCS Bowl game.

Congrats. First place, and deservedly so.

I LOVE YOU ALL!

I LOVE THIS SITE!

I LOVE THE FLORIDA GATORS!!!

Such magnanimity in the presence of such a great victory. Orson… dare I venture to ask… are you sober?

Circumcisions for everyone!

Congrats to the Gators, and a Nelson Muntz “HA-ha!” to Bob Stoops, who lays yet another egg in a BCS game.

Cry, Land Thieves, cry! Five straight BCS bowl losses.

S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E. Hook ’Em Horns. \m/

Congrats Orson…I eagerly anticipate the post game Gator strip club summit you foretold earlier this season.

Congrats on the title from a Thundering Herd fan…

Thanks again for Bob Pruett (and Eric Kresser)

/ We miss them = (
// Mark Snyder sucks

probably not the game the world wanted to see, but the game i wanted to experience!!! Good game Dirt Burglars, I’d talk more shit, but I’m too messed up at this point. Thank jebus for spelchek!!!!!!!! WhOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Power Secret Hangover Cure – 33 oz PediaLyte or generic equivalent and 5 hours of sleep.

Hte USa econmony will Be fine in hTe morninn!!!?!

Would anyone else who beat the number one team in the nation in consecutive games please raise your hand. What? No one else did that? Oh, I guess that USC, Texas, and Utah should shut the hell up then…

WOOOOOOH (RIC FLAIR SYTLE) This has been the greatest season for me as a senior at UF!! I love this site and I love my gators!!! WOOOOOOH!!!! Wish I was in Miami!!!!

I’m sure some bitter Texas ahhhhlman is preparing a pitiful and unfunny airplane banner to fly over the UF campus as we speak. Congratulations.

And it’s great to be a Florida Gator….with all due to respect to Valdosta, Gainesville really is Title Town USA.

It’s been a crazy year O, and I’ll be counting on you to help keep me sane through the long, dark tea time of the soul that is the offseason. As always thanks… but for now…

SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC!

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is it safe to assume the next post will be titled “glory hole” as you recount your rest stop visits on the drive home?

congratz gators!

What’s with the fascination with foreskin?

Wooo!!! #1! Now time for the Fulmer Cup!

Congrats to Orson and all the Gators fans — they seem to come frequently for y’all, but life contains few moments of true intrinsic value. Though it be in “mere” sports (despite the sphere’s occasional or constant arbitrariness, absurdity, and detachment), it doubtlessly merits this enjoyment nonetheless.

Thanks to Orson and Holly for providing great enjoyment for the entire CFB season.

Congratulations. Hell of a show.

It’s truly great to be a Florida Gator!! Btw, did anyone else get a kick out of Harvin smacking the hell out of Meyer on the ass?

2-0 against the Big 12 south now who is the best conference in the country?

With the greatest team in all the land!

Go Gators!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Titanhulk, I caught that too. Apparently, Percy felt that Urban needed to “tighten up”. And really, who are we to question his judgment?

If I were Gates rich I would MAKE Utah-Florida happen. And I would MAKE the bands play “The Pines of Rome” at halftime instead of gyrating an homage to Florida A&M.

#25, I sure as hell am not going to question it.

Um… like … wow … errr .. that was … eeeee .. GROSS!

Sure it wasn’t 3-2, but if you don’t think Utah would beat either of those teams and USC would destroy either of those teams that you don’t really watch football with a critical mind. I know, I know, you have your preferences, but are you kidding me? That was DISGUSTING football on display tonight — barf-inducing

Orson, any chance of getting an Inglishmajur Countdown started whenever you regain consciousness? I know you’ll want to, you know, bask and all, but…withdrawal’s setting in quickly.

I bow in your general direction, Swindle. A couple end of season thoughts, if I may… fireworks, ironically, encapsulate OU in this game tonight and the whole season. And tangentially, the entire Big 12, where I live. Lots of flash/speed/precision factor and yet, somehow unfulfilling. Beautiful and complex but shallow.

I usually scoff a lot at the whole notion of “this team was led by X” or “player Y willed that team to win”. But…Tim Tebow is a motherfucker. Fucking Patton. He may never amount to shite in the NFL, but he comports himself like a damn good person and a (gulp) brilliant field general in an era where that term is flung around like $10 poker chips in Vegas and the lead story is usually something in the Pac man Jones milieu.

I have spent many hours on this site again this season blowing snot bubbles and spit-taking Dr. Pepper over Swindle’s narrative, comments by Mr. Pelican Pants, Burrito Bros, Holly, etc ad nauseum. You people are sick and beautiful. And I hope my alma-mater kicks your ass in Pasadena next January, you twat waffles.

I have no love for Florida whatsoever, but I can safely say that without reading your writing on this blog for the past two years, I would have a fraction of the interest in college football that I do. And for always keeping things interesting and hilarious, I will gladly congratulate you and be thankful for a Florida win.

Final AP Poll

1) FLORIDA
2) Utah
3) USC
4) Texas
5) Oklahoma

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/rankings?pollId=1&seasonYear=2008

Horns echoed, cacophonous and spirited, on Archer, on Gale Lemerand, in parking lots; revelers lined the streets, chomping and cheering and floating on sidewalks on air and on joy; waves of orange and blue jammed University Avenue, swarming and pulsing in lines and circles, duos and quintets and groups of people made brothers and sisters for one night.

I saw men and women riding on the hands and shoulders of their fellows, pressed close to sweaty male backs and hugged cold female friends, took pictures and video of firecrackers and lines of waiting high-fives and toilet paper over stoplights.

I saw it all, drank it all in. The smells are on me, the sounds are with me. The feel of it is something I’ll never forget.

Thank you and congratulations to my, your, our Gators. Thank you to Orson for making the journey a little bit more sublime.

I love this night and love you all. Go Gators.

congrats to florida.

i had no favorite in this game – but the entire thing just had me more agitated than ever that this is it. not taking away anything from florida – but this sucks. how can this be it? how can it just end like that until next fall? ready to kick the dog out of some misguided spite.

Congrats Orson and all the gators. Made the SEC proud. Not only in how well they play, but in how they carry themselves as a team.

So beautiful…should have sent a poet

It was fun on the field post game.

new AP poll has texas tech ranked 2 spots ahead of ol miss. that makes sense, because ol miss straight up man handled t-tech and won by three scores, so clearly they should be ranked lower than them.

it also has 48 1st place votes for Florida, 16 for utah, and 1 for usc. not as retarded as above, still not very smart. i wonder who the lone ahole is.

Congrats on yet another NC.

 I take a small comfort that you have 4 ex ND {position } coaches who got you there{ Meyer,Strong, Heater and Marotti}.

      I feel like the hungry waif standing out in the cold winter looking in a 4 star resturant window while the rich plutocrats dispose of their multicourse meals.

        Congrats to a great blog site as well!

            Jealously yours,

         Domer Dana

So, now that OU is 0-5 in it’s last 5 BCS games, including 0-3 in its last 3 MNC title games, can we start calling them “overrated,” and claim that they benefit from a lousy conference, whose top 4 teams went 1-3 in bowls, all losses by double digits?

 I mean, that would be the logical thing since the exact same things are said about the Big 10 and Ohio State. But no, OU will probably be a pre-season Top 5 pick, waltz through the Big 12 (aka No Defense League) and end up in the BCS again ready for another flop in prime time. No double standard here. None at all.

Congrats to the Gators, by the way. I don’t know if you could stay within 10 points of USC, but great season nonetheless…

@47

Nothing like scary adherence to the written requests of an invisible all knowing being and the late night circle jerks im convinced happen on a regular basis on that draconian campus to produce coaches influencing kids in the modern day sodom that is gville.

go take comfort in the fact that your school currently has a talking walrus and an ostrich lookalike at the helm of your school.

we gators will take comfort in knowing the success of our coaches. we look forward to a head coaching job somewhere for strong

just let it be after next year when everyone comes back and no one chooses the millions and fame of the NFL

:::pretty please?:::

can’t believe it hasn’t been typed yet…

SSSSSSS…….EEEEEEEE……CEEEEEEEE SPEED!!!!!

and for the new year….

SSSSSSS……EEEEEEEE…..CEEEEEEEEE DEFENSE!!!

USC as a combined team couldn’t carry harvins jock strap if it meant the national championship.

Meyers giant stress pimple alone would win a NC game against USC by 47

When can we assume the top banner will be substituted with Tim Tebow?

Heck of a game… too bad it couldn’t go the other way.

Congratulations to all the Florida fans here, (and I guess, by extension, all of the “SEC fans” who plan to live vicariously through Florida for the next 8 months).

It is a great feeling to watch your favorite team win a national championship; a feeling that I hope to have again sometime soon. Orson’s right, Gator fans, soak it all in and have a cocktail on me (except that you’ll be buying).

oh, and bring on the Corrections and the Fulmer (Memorial) Cup

@22
well said.

Orson,
Thumbs up to you, Holly, etc, for all of your effort into making this site what it is. All of the non-UF fans that follow it are a testament to just how great a job you guys do. Plus, you make the off-season go just a little faster. Again, my thanks, gratitude, and appreciation.

Go Gators.

Can Oklahoma be officially banned from the MNC game now!?

2003 January 4, 2004 2 LSU (SEC) 21 1 Oklahoma (Big 12)
2004 January 4, 2005 1 USC (Pac 10) 55 2 Oklahoma (Big 12)
2008 January 8, 2009 2 Florida (SEC) 24 1 Oklahoma (Big 12) 14

Texas, by virtue of 41-38, should be the only Big 12 school worthy of the contest.

How Bout them Gators!
I want to thank Orson for the awesome site, and also send props out to Oklahoma. They played a great game. USC and Utah are welcome to start pushing for a playoff. Our president tried and got shot down. Anyone who doesn’t want one is a moron. In the meantime, USC and Utah are welcome to shut it. Muhahahaha!

Great teams rise to the occasion and overcome. The 4th Q against Bama and the second half against OU convinced me. Congrats to UF.

However, the calendar does say 2009. Therefore, we are all undefeated again. All except….Colorado State, who I have decided to randomly taunt for the remainder of the year. Rams suck.

Its great to be a Flordia Gator!
O, Is it time to add another picture to your banner? This one of Superman and Meyer? I never thought somebody would ever come close as Danny but Tim has.
Thanks for a great season. Its time to start counting down the days until Phil Steele Day.

Congrats to UF. While Tebow is approaching a Jordanesque ability to will his team to victory, I think Harvin was the best player on the field last night. That guy is scary and I am sad to say Bama would have lost by a MUCH larger margin had he played in the SECCG…

But enough with the gator lovin’…

To get the 2009 offseason started right, I am here to remind you that Aubarn has not beaten a Div. 1/FBS team since September 2008 and has not scored on Bama since 2007…

That is all…

Congrats Florida, especially for the cover. The line went from 3 to 6.5, but they still covered. I had faith and dollars riding on you.

Geori – did you ban Florida after their 62-24 thrashing by Nebraska? Past years results are not indicative of future returns. Otherwise Florida wouldn’t have been allowed to play this year after losing to Michigan, who lost to App St, in the Cap One. Please ban yourself from posting stupid shit.

congrats on beating up on another non-deserving team. OU has become the new Ohio State. It’s ok tho, one day you will have to play USC. maybe when the voters wake up

Knowshon, Staff to the NFL. Smoltz to Boston. Florida wins a second MNC in three years. Nice little week I’m working on here.

Congrats, nevertheless. As any Georgia fan knows, it’s not as easy as you’ve made it look for the past three years. I hope Florida’s ready for the Joe Cox era.

/sob (arp) sob

It is definitely great to be a Florida Gator!

I did my best to soak it all in back in ‘06/’07, and not take it for granted. I’m going to enjoy this one even more.

Thanks for running a great site O. Keep up the awesome work.

Are the Gators fans really going to count this mythical national championship?

Until an SEC team beats USC it’s all just talk.

Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime.

Congrats Gators, well deserved.

GO Gators!

To O and all the Gators, congrats on the season!

You can thank the Schnellenberger Mojo for the assist in the MNC those teams who prep for bowl games at FAU are now 4-0 (FAU 2-0, Penn State 1-0, UF 1-0).

Also just remember you guys have only won 1 bowl game in a row, not 2!

GO OWLS!

Congrats Gators!

One day when I’m old and sitting in my rocking chair telling stories I’ll be able to tell my grandkids about how I saw the only thing Tim Tebow ever did wrong in his life and how I became a better person just by watching him.

Now can he please just go to the NFL so the rest of us don’t have to hear about him? He’s great, but it’s gotten to the point where it’s twice as bad as the USC lovin of a few years ago.

To the Trojan fans: Sorry guys, I think you’d beat either team that played last night, but that’s not the system we’ve got.

to FightOn and all the other USC folks:
Yes we count this national title. No it’s not mythical. Are you saying you wouldn’t claim it if you had been in the bcs championship game? We’d love to play you guys. Yes you’re a great team. Yes you probably should have been the one playing us, but you weren’t. You didn’t win this year. Hopefully we’ll meet next year and settle it. Until then, quit your incessant whining. It’s tiresome.

Glory, indeed baby…. GO GATORS!!!!

Trojan fans: LSU and UF have won 2 BCS MNCs and you got lucky and missed the 2004 Tigers.

I will say that watching the SEC beat the Big 11 and Big12 for MNCs is boring. A Pac-10/SEC MNC game is needed.

Zamb,

I don’t count any of SC’s eleven national titles as real. Remember the NCAA has never recognized a champion in Division 1 football.

You didn’t beat the best team in the country. Stop patting yourselves on the back and pretending you are the best.

2008 Florida Gators BCS Champions?

Yes.

2008 Florida Gators National Champions?

Not even close.

Congrats to Florida and the Big O for a season and finale worth watching. Well done, sir.

As to folks concerned about us Bulldawgs, don’t be.

Let the Nutt Cup commence!

To all you SEC-ers clamoring for an SEC/USC title game next year, I have on thing to say…

Be careful what you wish for.

Congratulations and well done. Florida made the plays when it mattered most.

FightOn,

heheh so you never celebrated after winning any of those mythical championships? Are they just empty for you? No joy? heheh I hear what you’re saying, and I think we’re the best 2 teams in the country and we should have played. But think of it this way – you should be thankful that you didn’t play us too, because your enormous egos would have gotten knocked in the dirt with the rest of your trojan covered body parts. so shhhh. there now. it’s ok. Until there’s a playoff, we’re gonna celebrate when we win, because we can. If you choose not to, that’s your problem.
:*

To people who argue that Florida is the best team and it should have been USC playing them last night? How badly do you think Florida beat Oklahoma? I have a feeling that had OU scored a couple more times like they would have had their coaches/Bradford not had their heads up their asses, Tebow probably would have pulled it out anyway, but those looked like two pretty evenly matched teams to me.

Also, should Tebow be getting this much credit? He had a couple really nice drives and gets the credit for many of the third down conversions, but he threw two pretty terrible picks and Harvin looked, to me, to be far and away the best player on their offense.

Athlon Sports predicted Florida would win this year, as did Phil Steele…..they both concede that if Tebow comes back, with their defense intact, they will win yet another MNC…..hopefully USC can get in this time and make it fun…..I would have been curious to see if Demarco Murray had played, if Oklahoma would have scored at least once going into halftime….great game Gators, can Tebow please go pro now? I dont think I can wait til 2010 for a Alabama SEC Championship…It is amazing how the WHOLE season for alot of teams came down to ONE PLAY….IF Iowa miss the field goal against Penn State and the Texas secondary makes the INT against Texas Tech, we would have Texas vs Penn State in the BCS MNC game…….and I think it was at the 2:31 mark in the 4th Qtr where Percy “smacked that ass” on Urban….LOL…Urban jumped up and turned around like he was gonna punch somebody and realized it was Harvin, and Harvin is all like “What ya gonna do?”
That.Was.Priceless.. …. I Tivo’d it 3 times and laughed out loud til it hurt……NOBODY WOULD EVER DO THAT TO SABAN…..although I would love to see it…..only maybe Julio after two 2 TD’s in a MNC game we are about to win, but short of that, I think Sabans Dark Side of the Force would immediately choke him down from 5 yrds away, then finish him off with fire beams from his eyes, turning the offender to ash……all on live TV….and no one would be suprised…

Zamb,

Trust me, there is no SC fan who feels thankful that we didn’t get to play Florida this year.

Also, it’s not ego when you’re simply the best.

Anywhere, Anyone, Anytime.

Steve-O and other Sooners,
I certainly meant no disrespect saying we should have been playing USC. I was just trying to make FightOn feel better about himself so he’d go away. heheh That was a GREAT game last night! I was impressed with Bradford – the guy kept an amazingly calm demeanor throughout the game, and made fewer mistakes than Timmy – we had to take the turnovers, not just have them handed to us. Thankfully we had Harvin or the game would have been dramatically different imo. And thankfully Tebow showed up in the second half. Complete respect for Sooner nation and Stoopsie (except for the jerk that was yanking on Percy’s leg – that was pretty weak, bro.)

FightOn,

whoopsie! message didnt go through! So let me say it again.

FightOn,

[yawn.]

Tuberville opens the door “come on in USC, Utah, Texas…. crying towels over in that corner, whips for self-flagellation available from Tressel over there, ashes for eating are over at the buffet. We will be here a long time, so make yourself comfortable.”

Zamb,

That was the exact same response Taylor Mays had when he was asked about Florida’s offense.

@ cincysooner

Couldn’t agree more re: SEC wanting USC. The last time an SEC team beat USC was when, the 80’s? Seriously, they don’t know what they’re asking for….

FightOn,

Go sell crazy somewhere else. We’re all stocked up here, k?

In other news: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

PSUfanNYC,

It’s kind of cute though seeing them celebrate.

Pete Carroll will be waiting by the phone for a call from Florida, LSU, Alabama, Georgia, etc. Just call him up and say you want to play. Hell, SC will even come to you. We don’t have to call it a “championship” game or play it in January.

Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime.

Good Lord. Everyone talks like USC should be in the NFL or something! Anyone who’s scared to play them is weak. Yes they look like a great team, but if they’re so impressive, why don’t they go undefeated every year? HUH? They are beatable. EVERYONE is beatable! That’s why we play the games, folks! Remember?

btw, enjoying the smack talk FightOn. heheh keep it rollin! I need humor to help me with my hangover at work. Here’s my volley: How many points did your vaunted defense let Penn State score again? They’re a big ten team for gods sakes! lmao

btw that would be awesome – Urban should call Pete and have the teams meet in some back alley field like Rocky and Apolle in Rocky 3. Utah and Texas would be welcome too if they want a crack at us

Listening to post game, I have never heard a more light regarded National Champ ever. "Yeah, Florida is great, but USC would have killed them’.

Not to mentions, does anyone honest doubt that the Utah D would have stonewalled either offense. Granted, Florida ’s D would have presented problems too, but geez, that was some iffy offense today.

Zamb,

Did you even watch that game? The real score was 31-7. The game was never in doubt…unlike Florida’s win over Oklahoma.

Zamb, let us teach you some internet-fu:

FightOn: Dude, I guess you’re right. We’d stand no chance, and USC deserves the national title. You win the internet!

See how easy that is? You don’t even have to mean it!

Orson,

The point is the BCS championship is a fraud. To celebrate it is a joke. No one outside of the state of Florida (and Kirk Herbstreit) actually believes the Gators are the best team in the nation.

SC fans talking about mythical national titles is laughable. Your 2 MNCs you have won this decade are both tainted. The first one you get left out of the title game and LSU won it, the Second one the voters obviously put the wrong team in the title game as.

It’s alot easier to cry foul when your #3 and got to play Penn State in your bowl game.

lmao! well put Orson. That was so precise and crushing it was almost surgical. I am humbled in the presence of your superior wordsmithing. Thanks for making this site btw. I know you get accolades all the time, but you’ve really achieved greatness here. Hope you have a great new year.

Wow, what a night!! It was worth every minute of my ulcer today! Congrats GATORS!!!!!!!!!

FYI…only 239 days until opening game of the 2009 season in The Swamp! Yee haw!

#96: Shouldn’t that have read, “That was so precise and crushing it was almost architectural,” based on last night’s fantastic announcing?

No “Fight on”, Florida won the game and celebrate it they should.

Pretty much every year somebody gets screwed over, it’s the nature of the set-up. Even as a USC fan I think Utah is the team that got it the worst this year.

Being a USC fan is like being a Brazil fan in the world cup. You can’t win it all every time, since winning it all takes some luck no matter who you are. But every time you are right in the thick of it and the eventual winners are usually lucky not to have faced you directly.

USC will have pretty much the whole offense that destroyed Penn State back next year. The linebackers will turn over but there are some great ones waiting to step in (Chris Gallipo will be a name you will hear about next year) and there will be a mix of veterans and new players on the DL and in the defensive backfield. If Taylor Mays stays instead of going to the NFL then the defense won’t have much of a drop-off.

USC will be USC next year. If Tebow and Harvin come back, UF and USC might well line up in an epic championship game.

My voice is shot, and I paid far more money than I ever thought I would for a ticket.

Worth every penny. Go Gators!

(And by the way, Fight On, it seems that the majority of AP writers feel UF is better than USC. So Fuck Off and shut up.)

If USC is so great, why don’t they take 2 bye weeks instead of losing a game they should win running away? You cant tell me that Oregon St. is a contender.
That is the knock on USC, they have dropped one every year for the past 3 years. Its not luck, its called a “trend” or a “bad habit”….maybe even called a “given”(see tOSU in last 3 BCS games, and Oklahoma since Stoops got there), kinda like having a bad one night stand after going thru a bunch of hot chicks, then waking up with fat chick.NTIWKAAT, So I theorize they find a game they think they can hang 50 on, then they go out drankin Friday night til game time. Thats what I can gather, maybe they are playing drunk/hungover at times. Its plausible. Then they sober up and go back to kicking ass, but by that time they are labeled as “talented drunks”……and someone else has stolen ESPN/BCS Voters hearts and spotlight…

I’m with ocphil on this one – in light of the beating that Utah put on Alabama, they have the claim to “Team Most Hosed by BCS, 2008 Season.” SC just has to look back at their inability to connect Taylor Mays and Jacquizz Rodgers and think about what might have been.

Also, t-bird @ 95 – 1) SC can’t help the fact that the team ranked #1 got left out of the BCS bowl game, so why not take the AP NC as a consolation prize?; and 2) there’s no doubt in my mind that Auburn would have made it more of a game than Oklahoma, but lawya please.

Yes, UCS loses on the road to a 4 loss team.

Florida loses to a 4 loss team AT HOME.

Clearly, Florida deserves to call themselves the best.

Note to Scot Brantley: Gators 3 NC’s have come in 3 different uniform combinations. white-blue, blue-white and last night’s white-white. I knwo it may be hard for you to believe, but maybe the uniforms don’t actually matter (but then again, the white on white does make them seem faster, especially when plowing into a WR on the opening seires or stealing away with the int. late in the game).

Long live Brantley-isms and his slow-ffoted nephew at QB.

Awaiting the retirment of the HBC banner up top as well.

USC Fan Dept:

Amazed to read “Fight On’s” needling was getting to various UF fans and Orson had to come in and assist the lesser-brained-folk. (Good job Fight On).

But, I have to agree that USC ending up No 3 in the AP and No 2 in the Coaches polls was about right. It was still an enjoyable season for me and winning the Rose Bowl was nice. Can’t win ‘em all…unless you’re Hef.

“But, I have to agree that USC ending up No 3 in the AP and No 2 in the Coaches polls was about right.”

That’s the first non-whiny thing I’ve seen a USC fan say all day! Kudos, Kiebler!

btw – why are you guys still here? heheh

COngratulations, now on to the Fulmer Cup.

Answer Man Dept:

1. 104: Zambonius, I like this site for the following two key reasons;

1) Funniest Blog – Orson, Holly and Stranko (when he was contributing) the Freek, etc., etc…provide great comedy material.

2) Commentariat – Some very funny commentators, even the ones that are dead serious. It is good for the soul to find out there are people more screwed up than you are…

Ole Miss would smoke Oregon St, even with 2 Jaquizz Rogers and his brotha, so Florida is better since the 4 loss team they lost to by 1 point, even at home, beat the shit out of an overrated Big 12 team who was in the top 5 for half the year. Oregon St aint Ole Miss.
Had Ole Miss caught USC when they were sleeping like Oregon St did, it would have been a real beatdown……worse than what they got…..and they got handled…..for whatever reason….and since we are throwing out losses that happened and for some reason are shuffled to the back like it never happened, Alabama would like to forget about Utah. I am swearing off salt, too, especially from Salt Lake.

Exhibit “A” Dept:

#104, Zamboni: Pelican at comment #106, just made my point # 2 of my previous gem of a post.

1. - Kiebler,

I wasn’t saying you shouldn’t be on this site. Sorry if I gave that impression. I was more speaking to your buddies who have been trolling this particular thread all day. Seems like their energy could be better spent writing their congressman to complain about the bcs or something in lieu of trying to wipe the smiles off of Gator faces…

for what it’s worth, I actually like USC – It’s fun to watch them destroy people and I love Pete’s laid back style. It’s refreshing.

…I agree with your two key reasons. This site is gold.

regards.

Troll: Food?
Zamb: Here ya go, buddy!
Troll: OM NOM NOM NOM

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