NECESSARY THINGS: T-MINUS NINE HOURS

I would like to see Brandon Spikes punting out of the end zone again. He is the best 5 step black punter I have ever seen. He punts like my dad used to while wearing steel toed boots in the back yard, simply punts it way outta the yard, I have go into my neighbors yard to go get it, then he promptly goes inside and jumps in the recliner and so when I come back from fetching the ball , I feel all empty inside since he has purposely disappeared……also, he would do that with when we were throwing the baseball, when he got tired of it, he would simply say “Hey! line drive!” then zing it about 100 ft over my head, I had to run a mile to chase it, and then he goes inside, jumps in the recliner and goes to sleep. I never understood that til I had kids…..and I now know why he had a garage with a TV and a refrigerator stocked to the gills with beer—-to get away from EVERYBODY……..

re: Parking. From experience, pay the $25 – $35 (or whatever exorbitant rate) to park in South Beach. I went there during my college days and tried to park in what looked like a good spot to me, and ended up paying $400 to get my car from an impound lot at 6 am. Not fun.

Enjoy the game tonght, Orson. This Auburn fan is pulling hard for your Gators.

Flowery-ones: 38
Okies: 17

Cops: Take the overs on this one!

Explanation to Bumpkins: Florida means “flowers” en espanool.

In that case, then, for the benefit of educating us bumpkins, shouldn’t you have referred to Oklahoma as the “red people”?

The story of the Oklahoma girl crying made me laugh. I am sure that she is now a working girl at some stable or as a drug mule.

Re #6

The population of West (F’n!) Virginia would like to have a word with you.

We’re all pulling for you, Swindle, even if we aren’t pulling for the Gators. Can’t believe the season’s almost over. Also can’t believe Stafford is going to the NFL. BUMMER.

1. — She just wanted to make it snow. Also, she’ll sweep the floor.
   It’ssofunnyit’snotfunnyit’snotfunny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sd-j0rKeKw

#10,
If she REALLY wanted snow in Miami, it certainly would not be hard….

Butterflies already. Go Gators.

Meh, Gators! MEEEEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

etsuVol -

I may be misremembering, but aren’t you on notice for that kind of language?

Less than nine hours now ’til the start of the Fulmer Cup season.

1. that was funny. I am sure that she will look back on this and laugh someday.

About the girl wanting to make it snow, the only way to make her snap out of it is to do this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irNKHSbKqL8

Here is what I hope Oklahoma fans will be saying tonight after the game.

Fuck, I meant this one. Fuck.

Better beat OU by more than 20, otherwise WVU is better than you.

We set the bar high, baby.

I’d just like to say go Oklahoma (+5) and DEEEE-FENSE (under 70).

Harvin re-injures ankle and betting lines increase to Florida being a 6 point favorite….wow!

Now for something completely different:

A new level of douchebaggery from some politician named Joe Barton in Texas:

If passed, this bill would “prohibit, as an unfair and deceptive act or practice, the promotion, marketing, and advertising of any post-season NCAA Division I football game as a national championship game unless such game is the culmination of a fair and equitable playoff system.”

Joe, don’t you have something better to do with your time?

What a complete fucking idiot. Everyone who wants a playoff – this is the kind of asshat you’ve got on your side.

Hey, Orson,

Small potatoes to you right now I’m sure, but I was listening earlier to a thoroughly heart-broken Scott Van Pelt, crying into his milkshake at the Diner because he was stood up by Orson Swindle. Tragic story. Enjoy yourself tonight.

Rooting for a meteor to annihilate both teams and fan bases, but hoping that you and your wife miraculously escape,
Ronald

Go SEC East! Beat the Wagoneers! {Why, Lord, do I get stuck pulling for Florida? Haven’t we been punished enough?}

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/28562604#28562604

And again, Obama thinks a playoff makes more sense, and thinks at least FIVE teams could lay a claim to the title (Fla, Okla, TX, USCw and Utah). Tthis is the most political thing I’ll ever say in this blog, but I hope to GOD fixing the college football championship system is the biggest challenge he ever has to face.

Now, because a win will make Ole Miss look better, GATOR CHOMP!

good luck tonight. i hate florida but not as much as i like this site.

@23

I’ll take the other side of both of those bets all day…

Fearless Prediction:
Florida :45
Big Game Bag O’ Dicks Nom Nom Nom:21

Tebow: 21/27 375 yrds 2 Td’s passing, 2 rushing TD’s, one fumble

Harvin: 250 all purpose yrds…2 Td’s, 1 receiving/ 1 rush before injury in 2nd quarter….

Def/Special Teams: 1 TD via kickoff return….one TD is from Brandon Spikes……

Tim Tebow is going to lead the Gators to victory! Go Gators! http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/