Comments on: SKIP BAYLESS IS AWESOME LIKE PLAGUE

By: funnneybunney

funnneybunney — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 07:49:11 +0000

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By: Brizzle

Brizzle — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:16:39 +0000

Wow. If I had to choose only one douche from ESPN to waterboard, it would be a horse race between Berman(do I need to list the reasons why?), Mike Patrick(ruined Sunday Night Football along with Maguire, now both are ruining my Saturdays too), Bayless, and Woody Paige(the saying “As useless as tits on a boar” comes to mind)…I’d have to go with Berman only I’d probably shove a bottle up his rectum and smash it with a tack hammer.

By: shaina wa-shlama

shaina wa-shlama — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:17:02 +0000

Skip Bayless has always reminded me of an alcoholic uncle who leers just a little too long at your 15 year-old cousin.

Woody Paige, on the other hand, is the alcoholic uncle who is fun to mock at the holidays.

By: Woekie

Woekie — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:31:15 +0000

Skip Bayless would be awesome like Prague…if he was being defenestrated by Charles Barkley from the top of St. Vitus Cathedral.

By: Tractorr

Tractorr — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:21:20 +0000

You got to give him props for going against Lil Wayne the other day. Whose bright idea was it to let one of the stonedest people ever on a morning sports show. Skip had to sit there and say “ok, alright” to every one of Lil Weezy’s arguements and then try and rephrase it so that those of us who had not just smoked ten blunts could understand it. Don’t get me wrong I love Weezy just don’t put him on First Take unless of course they are trying to get Skip canned?

By: Silver Shoes

Silver Shoes — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:34:38 +0000

Hey, its like you say in the next entry. You’re nobody ’til somebody hates you.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:59:27 +0000

If we’re waterboarding TV sports pundits, I’m starting with Chris Berman, moving to Stephen A Smith, with Bayless after them. Kornheiser is a douchebag as well. Oh, fuck Bryant Gumbel too (thank you, 8 lb 6 oz sweet baby Jesus for Gumbel no longer broadcasting NFL Network games).

By: Flatlander

Flatlander — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:03:17 +0000

My brain will never be able to reconcile ‘Skipper’ with his brother, who is a pretty damn great person.

Anyway, whatever, if you could Waterboard only one one television sports pundit, he might be the ONE in my book.

By: King Harvest

King Harvest — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:39:57 +0000

Was that Oprah?

By: Gen. Stoopnagle

Gen. Stoopnagle — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:24:09 +0000

BC must be a real shithole of a football coaching spot.

Now I know why. The AD is a fuck nut.

By: KYGator

KYGator — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:22:46 +0000

Even if you didn’t say his name, I’d know you were talking about a Commodore. Skip Bayless and those like him are #1 on my list of cons for going to Vanderbilt for med school.

By: meatybob

meatybob — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:56:21 +0000

I actually kinda agree with Bayless on this one. Sure, he’s a jackass, but occasionally he may be right.

BTW, Jemele Hill would be sooo hot if she dropped some pounds. Unfortunately, she is probably too smart and too successful, so I am guessing that her self esteem is too high for her to care about others’ opinions of her physique. Damn.

By: hailtogeorgia

hailtogeorgia — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:11:07 +0000

shoot myself and let the two of them duke it out.

how about this one? if stewart mandel were also present to write an article about the aforementioned situation afterwards, does it change your actions? do you shoot him and then try to beat the other two with the base of the gun? or is it a pistol? the possibilities are endless.

By: Joe

Joe — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:11:05 +0000

Jamelle Hill=Female Stepehn A Smiff, boyeeeeeeeeeeee!

By: skinnyphatman

skinnyphatman — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:49:55 +0000

So, its you, Skip Bayless and Stephen A Smith trapped in a room. You have only two objects with you, one gun and one bullet. Assuming no one could survive long enough for the Quigley double shot to line up, what do you do?