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Matthew Stafford and Knowshon Moreno will both leave for the NFL. While their time in the sun was mercifully short for everyone else in the SEC--a one year run of real terror followed by a baffling final season together in 2008--know that between keg-lifting, bringing the Soulja Boy to white Georgia fans everywhere, and dancing on kitchen counters, Morenofford made their impact not just on the football field, but off the field, as well.


Knowshon Moreno, seen here using his very successful 2007 training techniques.

Matthew Stafford could very well be the first pick of the Lions, as he is both the prototypical NFL quarterback and a quarterback, something Detroit can now select now that Matt Millen spends his time working on television and batting at balls of string in his spare time. We therefore suggest you send out every available prayer for the soul of Matthew Stafford. Besides the whole rich and well-humped thing a signing bonus brings, it's going to suck immensely being him in Detroit.

On the other hand OH THANK YOU BABY JESUS for not coming back. They would have been hellacious uncontainability twinned with another year under their belt and a proper and healthy left tackle in place.

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…counter-dancing in Athens…usually leads to linoleum face-plants when done under excessive alcoholic influence…and who can forget the Athenian Stafford Man-Spoon…ahhh, we’re gonna miss those guys…

by sb on Jan 7, 2009 3:47 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, well. It was fun while it lasted.

Go Dawgs!

by Ben on Jan 7, 2009 3:55 PM EST reply actions  

Knowshon Moreno has countertopdanceability

by Grimey on Jan 7, 2009 3:56 PM EST reply actions  

i had hoped they would decide to do the same thing…i just hoped they would decide in the opposite direction. i think moreno made the right decision, i think stafford should’ve stayed. however, if matt leinart had left after three years…i’m sure people would’ve said he should’ve stayed too. instead, he just passed up millions. can’t really blame either of them. they certainly were fun to watch. and orson, i think your “oh thank you baby jesus” sentiments are being echoed by just about every head coach of any other team in the SEC…and dennis erickson and mike gundy. except gundy is probably thanking grown jesus, because, well…you all know why…

by hailtogeorgia on Jan 7, 2009 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

Here’s to hoping Tebow, Harvin, Spikes, Greg Hardy and Jevan Snead go along with them.

by CrimsonBarrister on Jan 7, 2009 4:09 PM EST reply actions  

Class post. We’ve love them at UGA, but we certainly missed some opportunities with them. Here’s guessing you never see Richt redshirt someone that can contribute right away again. To only get two years out of Knowshon is a shame.

by the tri guy on Jan 7, 2009 4:17 PM EST reply actions  

while another year with a healthy Moreno and a better line would certainly give opponents pause, the fear of the Stafford returning amounted to meh. Brilliant at times, triple-coverage and inteceptions at others. Seems like a good kid, though.

by Ltrain on Jan 7, 2009 4:19 PM EST reply actions  

Ltrain, if you can find me a coach in the SEC who said “Meh” when thinking about the possibility of facing Stafford as a senior behind a healthy line, I will find you a liar.

by hailtogeorgia on Jan 7, 2009 4:25 PM EST reply actions  

I woulda went pro too, but then I let those phillies slow me…

by Brian O'Blivion on Jan 7, 2009 4:25 PM EST reply actions  

“Meh. And, no, I’m not lying when I say that.”

by Urban Meyer on Jan 7, 2009 4:30 PM EST reply actions  

It’s not good news, but its not the end of the world. Stafford was good enough to make ridiculous plays, but that rarely wins Championships. Moreno was a special talent, but I still think we got less production out of him than we should have.

It’s all about O-Line. It’s always the line. If our O-Line is as good as it looks like it will be, we’ll be in good shape.

by Jason on Jan 7, 2009 4:30 PM EST reply actions  

@9: it never stopped ricky williams

by hailtogeorgia on Jan 7, 2009 4:32 PM EST reply actions  

Anybody thought to check Doug’s place to verify the integrity of his appliances???

by General Disarray on Jan 7, 2009 4:36 PM EST reply actions  

Florida prepares for its fourth national championship game in four years in the only sports anyone cares about. We die a little inside.

Seriously, what the fuck kind of deal did Herschel-addled Dooley strike with the devil?

Commence with the schadenfreude. Because we know that even the worst deals with the devil expire after twenty years, right? That was the lesson of the Travolta comeback, wasn’t it? I assume we’re in the middle of the Look Who’s Talking era.

by Jason on Jan 7, 2009 4:42 PM EST reply actions  

but georgia played for a national championship in baseball! and the gymdogs dominate! fuck it, it’s hopeless.

by hailtogeorgia on Jan 7, 2009 4:47 PM EST reply actions  

The future is bright for UGA! We’ve always had great luck with senior QB’s named Joe! (cries into Evan Williams and Coke)

by Dawg 05 on Jan 7, 2009 4:49 PM EST reply actions  

Dear SEC,

Now you are all in big trouble.

Sincerely,
The Ginger Balla

PS- Stop calling me Joe Tereshinski IV

by Joe Cox on Jan 7, 2009 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

as i try to think of other successful ginger quarterbacks, i’m kinda stumped. jeff garcia is the only one who comes to mind. any help?

by hailtogeorgia on Jan 7, 2009 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be ironic if Stafford ends up with the Chiefs and is tutored by OC Chan Gailey.

by Geori on Jan 7, 2009 5:04 PM EST reply actions  

Quit yer barkin’, dawgs! Ah’m listenin’ for the lamentations of the wimmen in Athens…gotta provide that shoulder to cry on…

by sb on Jan 7, 2009 5:05 PM EST reply actions  

Say what you want, Tebow’s still a virgin…

by Sad, Sad, SAD day on Jan 7, 2009 5:06 PM EST reply actions  

Dear JT IV,

You can suck on my chocolate salty balls.

Sincerely,
Yo Daddy

by Star Jackson on Jan 7, 2009 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

oh, I guess when he fucked Georgia this year that didnt count b/c it was in a different zipcode?

by BrooklynGator on Jan 7, 2009 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

LOL, check out this article about why COLLEGE BOWL GAMES SUCK

http://drivewaysitups.com/?p=230

by blah blah boobies on Jan 7, 2009 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

My appliances, bless them, are all safe. The only things in my apartment to have incurred any damage are my pillows, which are stained with the tears I’ve cried over possibly losing my last chance to ever play Legos with Knowshon Moreno. Why, God? Why?

by Doug on Jan 7, 2009 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

#8. I stand behind the comment – he was briiliantly spotty. AJ Green causes me heartburn. Moreno is once a decade; Stafford relies on his unbelievable arm to often throw into double/triple coverage when he should check down or throw it away. O-line would certainly help, and I’m not saying he’s not a great QB, but based on track record and his progress from freshman year, you can’t guaranty the brilliant “next step” to Peyton Manning status, so, meh. I would’ve liked to see him play in college another year, cause I do like me some gunslingers.

by Ltrain on Jan 7, 2009 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks for the help easing Coach Lane into the SEC East.

by wheatbarley on Jan 7, 2009 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

@18

Major Applewhite at UT
Andy Dalton currently at TCU

Also, was Jeff George a ginger? Does he count as “successful?”

by Will on Jan 7, 2009 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

I admit that I will miss Moreno – if nothing else because of the sheer terror I felt when he was handed the ball. It was the SEC version of a Freddy Kruger movie (for non-UGA fans). You knew he was coming. You were scared to death. You knew that there was a real possibility that he was going to kill you. And you couldn’t stop watching.

I hope he continues with the same success in the NFL.

by hobeg8r on Jan 7, 2009 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

I believe this says it all for Georgia fans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKUwcCp7LPE

by Bobafet7 on Jan 7, 2009 5:58 PM EST reply actions  

Caleb King is certainly no slouch and with the o=line coming back I honestly doubt there will be much drop off in RB production for the Dawgs. Make no mistake though, Dennis Erickson and I will have an extra glass of scotch tonight in celebration.

by Big Jon on Jan 7, 2009 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

As a Dawg fan, I have no problem saying this is a brilliant post and blog. The fact it comes from Florida fans just adds insult to injury. FUCK.

by Dexter on Jan 7, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

Fare thee well, my friends.

But such is the life of a college football junkie. Luckily signing day is just around the corner, and more ridiculously premature and overgrown expectation will come our way.

by meg on Jan 8, 2009 12:12 AM EST reply actions  

Posts like these are why I check this blog everyday. Although I’ve been reading about “Morenofford” (nice touch) leaving for the past few days, this has been the most entertaining article I’ve seen in a while. Your knocks toward the memories they have given Georgia fans are on point, and we all figured the way you described the Detroit Lions as a reason Stafford might hang around. Ah, we are so naive. I never took the step back to realize what it would be like for an opposing fan to watch Moreno run against their defense, but I will certainly miss the excitement he brought.

Jason #14, hahaha that was epic…

Lmao at Bobafet #30, well played my friend. I am even more excited for next years Dawgs though, since our offensive play will be unexpected and I have much confidence in Joe’s ability. I am much more worried about our RB situation.

by Ray R. on Jan 8, 2009 1:01 AM EST reply actions  

Ahhhhh, shit.

by cheelydawg on Jan 8, 2009 1:45 AM EST reply actions  

Saban thinks his evil plan of planting the rumor of “limits on first year rookie draft money in the NFL taking effect in 2010” is working nicely……….
You can all thank Jamarcus Russell for that…….aaannnddd Ryan Leaf for that matter…..

by Mr.Pelican Pants on Jan 8, 2009 11:51 AM EST reply actions  

@36 and Alex Smith….and Vince Young….

by Brian O'Blivion on Jan 8, 2009 12:58 PM EST reply actions  

  1. and #37 – all of this talk makes Ryan Perilloux very, very depressed.

by hobeg8r on Jan 8, 2009 1:43 PM EST reply actions  

Too bad Richt fell asleep at the wheel when recruiting OL for the last 7 years, or we would’ve had at least 1 championship game with these guys.

If Moreno goes to the Jets, I might have to make the trek from Brooklyn to Jersey.

by BKDawg on Jan 8, 2009 3:31 PM EST reply actions  

BK: You mean Neil Callaway, right?

You know, maybe it’s not so bad – from Knowshon to Washaun? – Oh, who am I kidding? This sucks.

Still, on the bright side, no expectations means we’ll probably see 10-3 as an OK year and not be all apoplectic about it.

by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jan 8, 2009 5:39 PM EST reply actions  

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