Comments on: LUKE POEHLMANN HAS BEAUTIFUL HAIR

By: Z

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:51:41 +0000

In the interest of “diversity”

One day in NYC on my way down to MSG for a Big East Tourney game I ran across a photo shoot on 42nd St. It was The Retro Kidz.

There, that evens up the totally awesome mullet worn by Luke.

And yes, that production on that game was terrible. How about the announcer on the field calling the Longhorns….the Texans. And don’t forget the still shots of the Gatorade container. Sooooo much better than a shot of a UT cheerleader in chaps….UGH

By: SteveinHouston

SteveinHouston — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:43:27 +0000

WWF?

Please.

That was vintage Mid-South/UWF right there.

We have a recruit coming in next year who sported an excellent hi-top fade at the Army All-America game.

Everything old is new again, baby. We can build this dream together. Standing strong forever. Nothing’s gonna stop us now.

By: Will

Will — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:13:46 +0000

O God. Went to HS w/ him….

By: Joe Killpack

Joe Killpack — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:16:37 +0000

When I hit play I was so hoping the clip would include Vasgersian a few seconds later: “Still rockin’ the mullet.”

By: czok

czok — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:22:03 +0000

I believe it was the TX Brokeback Band. Poehlmann wanted in on their assless chaps.

By: GTSteve

GTSteve — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:19:34 +0000

To quote a friend of mine when we saw that great man:

“He walked into a barber shop with a CD single of Achy Breaky Heart and said ‘That. I want to look like that.’”

By: Russ

Russ — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:23:37 +0000

No comments about Frito Lay’s VP of marketing? I mean, who else to get to pimp your greasy corn chips and snack foods than an overweight, middle-aged lady in a pants suit? Bravo to Frito Lay for breaking the fat/gender/age barrier in one stroke (pun intended).

By: Signal to Noise

Signal to Noise — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:10:33 +0000

Doug – I mean, pom squads in chaps and Daisy Dukes should be a no brainer. Then again, Fox’s telecast producers have no brains.

By: SausageFest

SausageFest — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:00:57 +0000

“WWF sex cowl”

Glorious. Although I’m pretty sure that he needs to bust out the curlers and some VO5 hot oil treatment to lock up the bodacity that was Ravishing Rick Rude’s perm-mullet from Saturday Night Main Event in the 80’s.

By: We Are Fanatics

We Are Fanatics — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:48:30 +0000

A few missing teeth would complete the set.

By: Jesus

Jesus — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:20:42 +0000

I immediately thought of how much you guys would LOVE that mullet upon first sight

By: comoprozac

comoprozac — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:15:31 +0000

I believe my exact Tweet was “77 has a nice mullet.”

By: DrBundy

DrBundy — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:13:45 +0000

Tijuana Nightlife Helmet? Thought it was called an Alabama Neck Warmer? I’m so confused…

By: Doug

Doug — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:08:55 +0000

MulletWatch ‘09 was fun and everything, but the Texas pom squad, Fox, WHERE WAS THE POM SQUAD?

For the network that brought you Night Of A Thousand Band Shots to basically ignore the Texas pommers is like Journey going on stage and telling you they just don’t really feel like playing “Don’t Stop Believin’.” Unacceptable.

By: jauxpa

jauxpa — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:58:33 +0000

this can only be described as the result of a billy ray cyrus and hacksaw jim duggan love child…mind bleach, banish the image…most likely conceived in the back seat of the afore mentioned trans am