LUKE POEHLMANN HAS BEAUTIFUL HAIR
Matt Vasgersian all but audibly giggled at Luke Poehlmann’s hair last night. You may not know his name, but you will remember the fantastic WWF sex cowl he wore last night on the Texas sidelines at the Fiesta Bowl.
You say Colt McCoy won that game. We say Poehlmann’s oily, floppy coiffure and asskicking towel-waving did it. Fox’s cameramen made many an error last night, but the one who kept drifting back to that Tijuana Nightlife Helmet? He’s all right in our book.
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OllieGator says:
Better BCS Hair – Joe Haden or Luke Poehlmann’s? Looks like a poll to me.
And Orson, two posts on hair in two days — a secret hairderssing fetish like the Zohan?
January 6th, 2009 at 9:26 am
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GamecockTony says:
Tijuana Nightlife Helmet?
Brilliant. Thanks for adding to my already over-saturated pop-culture lexicon.
January 6th, 2009 at 9:34 am
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BurritoBrosShits says:
I’d have caught this had I not been retching into a bucket because of the hillarity of this game.
January 6th, 2009 at 9:36 am
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drogue says:
Nice clip O. McCoy’s squeeze And the Camaro/Billy Ray/Trans Am mullet.
January 6th, 2009 at 9:44 am
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rudy (not the one from notre dame) says:
sweetest. mullet. EVAH.
January 6th, 2009 at 9:49 am
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jauxpa says:
this can only be described as the result of a billy ray cyrus and hacksaw jim duggan love child…mind bleach, banish the image…most likely conceived in the back seat of the afore mentioned trans am
January 6th, 2009 at 9:58 am
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Doug says:
MulletWatch ‘09 was fun and everything, but the Texas pom squad, Fox, WHERE WAS THE POM SQUAD?
For the network that brought you Night Of A Thousand Band Shots to basically ignore the Texas pommers is like Journey going on stage and telling you they just don’t really feel like playing “Don’t Stop Believin’.” Unacceptable.
January 6th, 2009 at 10:08 am
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DrBundy says:
Tijuana Nightlife Helmet? Thought it was called an Alabama Neck Warmer? I’m so confused…
January 6th, 2009 at 10:13 am
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comoprozac says:
I believe my exact Tweet was “77 has a nice mullet.”
January 6th, 2009 at 10:15 am
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Jesus says:
I immediately thought of how much you guys would LOVE that mullet upon first sight
January 6th, 2009 at 10:20 am
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We Are Fanatics says:
A few missing teeth would complete the set.
January 6th, 2009 at 10:48 am
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SausageFest says:
“WWF sex cowl”
Glorious. Although I’m pretty sure that he needs to bust out the curlers and some VO5 hot oil treatment to lock up the bodacity that was Ravishing Rick Rude’s perm-mullet from Saturday Night Main Event in the 80’s.
January 6th, 2009 at 11:00 am
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Signal to Noise says:
Doug – I mean, pom squads in chaps and Daisy Dukes should be a no brainer. Then again, Fox’s telecast producers have no brains.
January 6th, 2009 at 11:10 am
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Russ says:
No comments about Frito Lay’s VP of marketing? I mean, who else to get to pimp your greasy corn chips and snack foods than an overweight, middle-aged lady in a pants suit? Bravo to Frito Lay for breaking the fat/gender/age barrier in one stroke (pun intended).
January 6th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
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GTSteve says:
To quote a friend of mine when we saw that great man:
“He walked into a barber shop with a CD single of Achy Breaky Heart and said ‘That. I want to look like that.’”
January 6th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
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czok says:
I believe it was the TX Brokeback Band. Poehlmann wanted in on their assless chaps.
January 6th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
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Joe Killpack says:
When I hit play I was so hoping the clip would include Vasgersian a few seconds later: “Still rockin’ the mullet.”
January 6th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
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Will says:
O God. Went to HS w/ him….
January 6th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
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SteveinHouston says:
WWF?
Please.
That was vintage Mid-South/UWF right there.
We have a recruit coming in next year who sported an excellent hi-top fade at the Army All-America game.
Everything old is new again, baby. We can build this dream together. Standing strong forever. Nothing’s gonna stop us now.
January 6th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
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Z says:
In the interest of “diversity”
One day in NYC on my way down to MSG for a Big East Tourney game I ran across a photo shoot on 42nd St. It was The Retro Kidz.
There, that evens up the totally awesome mullet worn by Luke.
And yes, that production on that game was terrible. How about the announcer on the field calling the Longhorns….the Texans. And don’t forget the still shots of the Gatorade container. Sooooo much better than a shot of a UT cheerleader in chaps….UGH
January 7th, 2009 at 1:51 pm