LUKE POEHLMANN HAS BEAUTIFUL HAIR

Better BCS Hair – Joe Haden or Luke Poehlmann’s? Looks like a poll to me.

And Orson, two posts on hair in two days — a secret hairderssing fetish like the Zohan?

Tijuana Nightlife Helmet?
Brilliant. Thanks for adding to my already over-saturated pop-culture lexicon.

I’d have caught this had I not been retching into a bucket because of the hillarity of this game.

Nice clip O. McCoy’s squeeze And the Camaro/Billy Ray/Trans Am mullet.

sweetest. mullet. EVAH.

this can only be described as the result of a billy ray cyrus and hacksaw jim duggan love child…mind bleach, banish the image…most likely conceived in the back seat of the afore mentioned trans am

MulletWatch ’09 was fun and everything, but the Texas pom squad, Fox, WHERE WAS THE POM SQUAD?

For the network that brought you Night Of A Thousand Band Shots to basically ignore the Texas pommers is like Journey going on stage and telling you they just don’t really feel like playing “Don’t Stop Believin’.” Unacceptable.

Tijuana Nightlife Helmet? Thought it was called an Alabama Neck Warmer? I’m so confused…

I believe my exact Tweet was “77 has a nice mullet.”

I immediately thought of how much you guys would LOVE that mullet upon first sight

A few missing teeth would complete the set.

“WWF sex cowl”

Glorious. Although I’m pretty sure that he needs to bust out the curlers and some VO5 hot oil treatment to lock up the bodacity that was Ravishing Rick Rude’s perm-mullet from Saturday Night Main Event in the 80’s.

Doug – I mean, pom squads in chaps and Daisy Dukes should be a no brainer. Then again, Fox’s telecast producers have no brains.

No comments about Frito Lay’s VP of marketing? I mean, who else to get to pimp your greasy corn chips and snack foods than an overweight, middle-aged lady in a pants suit? Bravo to Frito Lay for breaking the fat/gender/age barrier in one stroke (pun intended).

To quote a friend of mine when we saw that great man:

“He walked into a barber shop with a CD single of Achy Breaky Heart and said ‘That. I want to look like that.’”

I believe it was the TX Brokeback Band. Poehlmann wanted in on their assless chaps.

When I hit play I was so hoping the clip would include Vasgersian a few seconds later: “Still rockin’ the mullet.”

O God. Went to HS w/ him….

WWF?

Please.

That was vintage Mid-South/UWF right there.

We have a recruit coming in next year who sported an excellent hi-top fade at the Army All-America game.

Everything old is new again, baby. We can build this dream together. Standing strong forever. Nothing’s gonna stop us now.

In the interest of “diversity”

One day in NYC on my way down to MSG for a Big East Tourney game I ran across a photo shoot on 42nd St. It was The Retro Kidz.

There, that evens up the totally awesome mullet worn by Luke.

And yes, that production on that game was terrible. How about the announcer on the field calling the Longhorns….the Texans. And don’t forget the still shots of the Gatorade container. Sooooo much better than a shot of a UT cheerleader in chaps….UGH