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Around SBN: Hugh Douglas Admits To Stealing From Jaguars

A DRIVE-BY...MIAMI STYLE (YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!)

We're off to the airport for Miami with the speed of angels driving a MARTA train, hoping to witness something as cold...as ice [/puts on sunglasses YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!] in our beloved mythical national title game. With any luck, we'll be waving a fistful of dollars at a cockfight by 1 a.m.

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It’s 1:04 on January 6, 2009, and the Big Ten STILL hasn’t won a BCS bowl game since the 2005 season

by WarCardinals on Jan 6, 2009 1:05 PM EST reply actions  

Wow. Never watched that show, an glad for it. Like good representational art concentrating the cheezyness of crapTV clarifies just how crappy it is. Kuddos to the poster of that clip.

Oh, and Florida fans have to feel good about thier prospects toniht after watching the Fiesta Bowl.

by tzubear on Jan 6, 2009 1:14 PM EST reply actions  

While you may be having fun after the game, UF adminstration is making sure UF students don’t. They will be penalized if they are not in class on Friday. Way to go, Bernie!

http://www.gainesville.com/article/20090106/NEWS/901061007/1002

by hobeg8r on Jan 6, 2009 1:30 PM EST reply actions  

Pink hair? PINK hair?! Huh. Who knew Gainesville was so metro.

by bitterhorn on Jan 6, 2009 1:40 PM EST reply actions  

On a good day, he’s a third-rate Sonny Crockett. Without the alligator.

by yoyofutbawl on Jan 6, 2009 2:01 PM EST reply actions  

I’ll be in the ATL airport a little later this evening to head down there, I haven’t been able to sleep in days…

I’ve got two pretty great tailgates to hit up on Thursday, hopefully I don’t black out for this game like I did two years ago (2 extra hours of drinking this time!)

by 12-inch Idongivafuck Sandwich on Jan 6, 2009 2:07 PM EST reply actions  

hobeg8r – I feel no sympathy for them. If you’ve scheduled yourself for a 7:25 AM Friday morning chemistry class, you deserve whatever you get.

by shawnoc on Jan 6, 2009 2:19 PM EST reply actions  

After watching the Fremen women and children of the SEC go murderball on the class of several other conferences (LSU with GT, UGA with Michigan State, Ole Miss with TTech) it makes me wonder two things:

(1) How good is Utah’s team, like seriously?
(2) Is Oklahoma really going to have a chance against the kwisatz haderach?

Starting the collection plate for a Utah-Florida exhibition game… now

by GTSteve on Jan 6, 2009 2:23 PM EST reply actions  

Well I guess we’ve… found our man.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=HJSqkwyL1Zo

by gosouthgohard on Jan 6, 2009 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

@9

gsgh, I don’t see O as Ducovney. Probably closer to Raoul………..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_EvWIlEix4

by hlh on Jan 6, 2009 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

Fitting that Horatio Caine utters the phrase “speed kills” in that montage.

by zzgator on Jan 6, 2009 3:26 PM EST reply actions  

pay your respects on the drive to Miami. Ron Asheton is dead. your driving music should be Funhouse and Raw Power on repeat for 10 hours. http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/148278-stooges-guitarist-ron-asheton-rip

by suicidewatch on Jan 6, 2009 4:05 PM EST reply actions  

Cultural nostalgia built entirely around one illegal drug. Oh cocaine… is there anything you CAN’T do?

by Godfrey on Jan 6, 2009 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

GTsteve, nice Dune references…

by Philip on Jan 6, 2009 7:04 PM EST reply actions  

  1. - Hilarious!
  1. - Cocaine’s a HELLAVA DRUG!

Fuck Yo Couch!

by Mich-Placed Gator on Jan 6, 2009 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

How in the hell did Caruso never get cast as Batman in one of Schumacher’s Batman flicks? I WANT ANSWERS.

by BradyQuinnMedicineWoman on Jan 7, 2009 12:20 AM EST reply actions  

The begining of the end of the BCS:

Utah AG: BCS may violate antitrust laws

Utah’s attorney general is investigating the Bowl Championship Series for a possible violation of federal antitrust laws after an undefeated Utes team was left out of the national title game for the second time in five years.

Attorney General Mark Shurtleff contends the BCS unfairly puts schools like Utah, which is a member of a conference without an automatic bid to the lucrative bowl games, at a competitive and financial disadvantage.

“We’ve established that from the very first day, from the very first kickoff in the college season, more than half of the schools are put on an unlevel playing field,” Shurtleff said Tuesday. “They will never be allowed to play for a national championship.”

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-bcs-utahlawsuit&prov=ap&type=lgns

by Mich-Placed Gator on Jan 7, 2009 1:19 AM EST reply actions  

that Caruso clip was AWESOME

I am going to record that “yeaaaaaaahhh” and play it after everything I ever say from here on… it just makes you sound so…. caruso-tastic!!

by WarChiziken on Jan 7, 2009 7:15 AM EST reply actions  

The fact that there will be minimal edsbs posts until the MNC game just adds fuel to the fire of my Florida hatred. I tried to change when I started hearing all the trash talk coming from OU the other night, but it’s just not happening. Now I guess I’ll just have to root for either a) Al Queda or b) the unlikely event where both Sam Bradford and Tim Tebow are caught masturating to gay porn in public libraries…

by sad, sad day... on Jan 7, 2009 9:02 AM EST reply actions  

CORONER LEANING OVER BODY: Looks like he was attacked by a large crocodilian. The bite radius suggests a very large alligator.

URBAN MEYER AS HORATIO: This is one Sooner…(puts on sunglasses) we won’t be seeing later.

DALTREY: Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

by PDXgonegator on Jan 7, 2009 10:11 AM EST reply actions  

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