Florida cornerback Joe Haden either does hair-taunting properly in a Saturday presser, or he’s a huge fan of obscure proteins:


Photo: Tricia Coyne, Gainesville Sun.

And yes, Brandon Spikes said this:

“They are a step slower. It will be different for them when they see the speed of our defense,” Spikes said.

Brandon Spikes is also the father of time, author of Tristram Shandy, an accomplished auto-gyro pilot, dandy man-about-town, and was the second president of the nation of East Timor. We question nothing the man says, does, or thinks as long as he keeps intercepting passes with his telescoping go-go-badass arms.