Comments on: FASHION ACCESSORIES: THE ASSISTANT IS THE NEW SISSY BAG

By: Big Jon

Big Jon — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:21:21 +0000

I love me some gays, but the modifier “faggot-ass” has such a wonderful ring to it.

By: General Disarray

General Disarray — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:15:14 +0000

I agree. Although I’m loathe to criticize Orson for any reason, (God forbid he becomes petulant and petty and decides to take EDSBS away for any period of time), that poll has been up forever and there has been plenty of other ass sacrificed on the altar of competition this year.

How about a Bama poll??

(furiously chanting, praying and making small burnt offerings that Florida doesn’t shit the bed Thursday night!!)

By: Jeff from LA

Jeff from LA — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 00:48:40 +0000

I would add UW’s Sarkisian stealing away USC’s defensive coordinator, Nick Holt, to this list.

By: SHOVEL-PASS

SHOVEL-PASS — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:31:18 +0000

I weep for our youth……and their faggot ass bags.

By: hlh

hlh — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:44:42 +0000

Just as affect and effect can be used ineffectually, or unaffectedly……never mind.

Respectfully yours,

By: Gen. Stoopnagle

Gen. Stoopnagle — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:27:50 +0000

macondawg, Thanks. I’ve been in a hole all day with work and didn’t see it. I commented, then thought “Hey, maybe I should check that story.”

I’m glad he’s sticking around.

By: hlh

hlh — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:15:25 +0000

New Years resolution dept:

Wife made me promise to clean out my closet of some old clothes.

” But Honey, give me six months and I can get back into those 32″ waist Levi’s!” “That Dark Side of the Moon t-shirt, even with the burn holes, is worth a mint!”

Alas, I was shown the error of my ways. Today, the closet is organized and clean. Procrastination has been defeated.

That said, are you ever going to CHANGE THE DAMN UGA ” SUPPLYING THE BUTT” POLL?

At least change it to Boston (College) butt or Bama butt.

Respectively yours,

By: MaconDawg

MaconDawg — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:08:01 +0000

General, that talk has subsided and Garner is off the market. Unless Okie State calls him about replacing Trooper Taylor, in which case, he’s back on the market and probably seeking his third pay raise in one month.

By: Gen. Stoopnagle

Gen. Stoopnagle — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:02:54 +0000

And Hello Kiffin may not be done poaching. He’s talking to Rodney Garner.

By: WarChiziken

WarChiziken — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:47:28 +0000

All the Auburn hires are just fronts… Auburn engineers are hard at work building the anti-cybertide computer

code name for the project: TerminatorTiger3009 (built to initiate a 1000-year reign over UA)

initial results are promising…. first suggestions coming from this prenatal positronic intelligence include encouraging agents to contact all juniors on the football team, call all football players and request they meet in the parking lot for a drug deal, leaving a variety of firearms scattered near the athletic dorms, and paying hookers to get cozy with any and all coaches on the team.

By: hlh

hlh — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:37:31 +0000

Anybody else getting the “Mr. T” I.Q. test in the sidebar?

This is just too racist.

By: The Gentleman Masher

The Gentleman Masher — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:32:19 +0000

Chizik has apparently siphoned 2 more Ok. State assistants off of Gundy’s staff.

I think they used the “James Woods” trapping method so famously executed by Peter and Brian Griffin. In this case, they used a series of colorfully drawn up, oversized, play-calling cards that led to bags of money in the back of the Auburn University Jet.

All 3 men later awoke in the shot bus at the War Eagle Supper Club, wearing Auburn polos and hats, with a copy of “Year of the Dog” in their laps.

By: marcillac

marcillac — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:27:34 +0000

The Kiffykins is so well accesorized that he would not only not be out of place, but would indeed be the belle of the ball at the prima at La Scala. Understandably, he might hope to be otherwise occupied at that time of year.

By: Harris

Harris — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:26:46 +0000

(sigh) Today’s example of How to Shame 30 Million People in Less than Eight Minutes. I swear, did I get smarter or did rap just get dumber?