ELEC-TRI-CI-TY! ALL HAIL MIGHTY CATLAB

by Orson on Jan 5, 2009 9:22 AM EST

Oh, there's so much to cover: a Fiesta Bowl liveblog tonight, Oklahoma players "grabbing the chainsaw" by saying Tim Tebow would be the fourth best qb in the Big 12, Boston College displaying excellence in human resources by threatening to fire Jeff Jagodzinski...so much madness to cover, but first one must be in the right frame of mind. And the right frame of mind to consider the final four days of the college football season requires this:

ALL HAIL MIGHTY CATLAB. Your obeisance is required by penalty of death, but is still appreciated.

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I am going to have that damn song in my head all day!

by bucksfan on Jan 5, 2009 9:28 AM EST reply actions

Where those cock-n-balls flying around? I refuse to watch that again to verify….

by Mich-Placed Gator on Jan 5, 2009 9:32 AM EST reply actions

Oh yeah they were! From Satan to Gator with one quick snip! TEH AWSOM!

by Erica on Jan 5, 2009 9:53 AM EST reply actions

Threadjack. Cam Newton is said to be transferring to an undisclosed Texas JC.

by hobeg8r on Jan 5, 2009 10:00 AM EST reply actions

Fire Jagodzinski? 5 days w/out computer leaves me a little behind. All the guy has done is win 2 division titles in 2 years. He can’t help it if BC travels less well than an average high skool, dooming BC to a succession of crappy bowls.

by yoyofutbawl on Jan 5, 2009 10:07 AM EST reply actions

Thanks O! That was indeed the way to start off this week.

by NativeSon on Jan 5, 2009 10:13 AM EST reply actions

@ yoyo -

They are threatening to fire Jagodzinski because he may interview for the Jets’ job

by WarCardinals on Jan 5, 2009 10:15 AM EST reply actions

Well that sure as hell should set the tone for the rest of the day.

by SC_Gator on Jan 5, 2009 10:24 AM EST reply actions

Pfft, yea like Jags is scared by that. “Oh no I might have to go coach somewhere like down south and have a recruiting advantage, If I dont get the Jets job!” Heavens-to-Betsy!

by Brian on Jan 5, 2009 10:24 AM EST reply actions

Sweet god that’s awesome. I thought the orson/baby/devil was disturbing before but now with it flying towards me I’ll wake up in the middle if the night with that image burned into my mind. Thank you cat lab. You’ve given my friends yet another reason to say “you need a job that gives you a little less free time.” electricity!

by djlysol on Jan 5, 2009 10:55 AM EST reply actions