FURTHER FREEKERY: DABO GETS SPIKED

“When Jevan Snead misses a pass, it’s usually because he’s high.”

Stephan Garcia doesn’t know what fox’s announcers are talking about

I, for one, think a Giggity vs. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRR, maties matchup merited a live chat.

Perhaps we’ll have one up for the second half, sir.

Jesus tap-dancing Christ … listening to Pat Summeral ramble, and blather and, fall asleep, and forget where he is is horrendous. Seriously it reminds me of Andy Griffith’s “And they called it football.” I know it’s cliche but Fox is honest to go awful at covering college football.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_f4uxKKK6Q&feature=related

What gives? All week you’ve had cute posts, previewing bowl games, yet you can’t manage to get something together for one of the most (if not the most) comical coaching matchups all year. Surely you guys aren’t still hungover from New Years.

1. Will someone send the Madden Cruiser to the Cotton Bowl so John and Pat can have a tearful tete-a-tete to establish the fact that they both need to hang it up?

2. Jeanne Zelasko makes me wish for Pam Ward. At least Baltimore Bitchez know how to operate – Ms. Zelasko likely graduated from Mengele Med School.

Ah, another outstanding effort by LSUFreek in the Rivals’ “sig bet,” department.

I logged on to the Clemson site today to observe the meltdown, and Freek’s work was on many a post.

Griffith’s, “What It Was,” has always been enjoyable. If you are familiar with Kenan Stadium you can figure out exactly where he was at most points in the bit.

Has anyone noticed the red flags with the blue “M” and white stars? They look like Confederate flags that used to be so popular with Ole Miss fans when they’re being waved really fast.

Earth to EDSBS, Earth to EDSBS Dept;

Old Piss is playing a heck of a game against the Pink Raiders. 14 – 14, After being down by two TDs early in the game.

I am familiar with Mr. Griffith’s ties to Chapel Hill, but I always assumed “What it was…” took place in Knoxville. The passion for the game shown is clearly too great for it to have occurred in Chapel Hill.

Honestly, I think FOX has told its entire crew to not take any positions on controversial calls – they’re required to simply say, “Well, I can see why Team X is upset, but I can also see why the referee made that call.”

Mike Leach likes Pat Green? MINUS INFINITY.

Did anyone catch Gram Harrell’s play signal a few plays ago. Basically, inserting two of his fingers into a circle of the thumb and forefinger of the other hand repeatedly. I think they adapted that from the signals OU was using against them, but OU was using the whole fist, all game.

@12

Worst celebrity cameo since College Gameday had Kenny Chesney on for the Vandy-Auburn game.

I wonder if they asked Mike Leach if he actually listens to Pat Green before making that character-assassinating statement.

“Houston Nutt’s unit moving well”

Thank you, Pat will be here all week.

Thanks God, a Cotton Bowl commentariat! I’ve been salivating for a live blog.

In case you didn’t catch the 52 times Pat Summerall said it, Harrell’s “bright.”

@32: I saw that too, and was like, can you even show that on TV?

Plus they keep showing Harrell on the sidelines popping his mouthpiece out. eeew.

Go Rebs!

Well that was a ridiculously fun half. I just convinced a friend to leave work early to catch the second half. Hurray for the Cotten Bowl (stadium) going out with a bang.

Fuck me. Cotton.

Whew, Rebels dodged a bullet at the end of the half when Harrell ran for it.

I have my windows open (thank you, 70 degree Southern winter days) and I’m sure any minute the guys working on machinery outside are going to come in to make sure I’m not suffering from a seizure or a Tourette’s episode, what with the screaming I’m doing. Of course, they are also related to me (I live on family property) so I’m having to be careful not to scream out “Motherfucker!” when Ole Miss does something dumb.

Thanks God it’s half time. My kingdom for a laptop! But at least I’m getting my exercise running back and forth from living room to office, from TV to computer.

And of course, the Texas Tech band is playing “Pirates of the Carribean”.

man, that kid’s cold-blooded. what the hell movie is that Freek clip from?

and why is the halftime score 24-21? Pat said Harrell scored a touchdown on that run at the end of the half.

Did Summerall start drinking again? He fucked about five things up on that last play before half.

Pat must be really out of it – he was down at about the 2, and time ran out before Tech could get a TO.

If I had a dollar for every time Pat said, “The Rebels are showing a blitz” I’d have…a lot of dollars.

Giggity is showing the pirate he made the right decision to stay in the Big 12 instead of venturing into the SEC shark tank.

@21:

Hitchcock’s Spellbound

Does it sound like Pat’s talking in slow motion?

“Texas Tech lines up quickly , they’re ready to go”

I don’t mind listening to crusty old Pat once a year. Is Whoa Nellie calling a game this year?

Nice fumble Ole Miss. They’re going to come from ahead to lose this one.

Safety. Disregard #28.

Why can’t Pat pronounce Enrique Davis’ name correctly? I’ve never known anyone to pronounce in “En-reek”.

Ole Miss is heartily celebrating the bruising of the Aqua Teens’ asses (Crabtree is Frylock, Harrell Master Shake, and Leach, of course, Meatwad). GO GIGGITY

Speaking of “things that I havent heard a million bazillion times”, have they mentioned that Urban Meyer recruited Jevan Snead? Then he transferred to Texas, then to Ole Miss? And that Ole Miss is a pretty good team?….just checking……

At least we can sleep well tonight knowing that a deluge of Gator fans will not use the Cotton Bowl results as a definitive harbinger of (i) the BCS Champion Game results and (ii) the quality of the Big 12.

Prior to this game, Ole Miss only scored 40+ points on Memphis, ULM, and Miss St.

Surprisingly, none were ever #1 in the nation at any point during the season.

So far, the Ole Miss fans haven’t done the stupid S-E-C chant.

@30; I believe Giggity pronounces it “En-Ricky” from the Oxford (Ms) dictionary.

@#34 – There you go

I wish Dabo would hire an OC or a QB coach who knows wtf he’s doing, because apparently between Napier and himself, no one does.

Perfect dismount by Ole Pat:

With Ole Miss running out the clock, he pointed out that they had, “about about-a-minute left.”

i have to ask because its creeping me out but what movie/tv show is this from?

I believe that’s from “Spellbound”, Hitchcock flick with Gregory Peck, Ingrid Bergman and Leo G. Carroll, with special dream segment designed by Salvador Dali.