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KHALIL EL-AMIN...OR SHALL WE JUST CALL YOU BY YOUR REAL NAME?

Football is so easy for Tim Tebow he has played the entire season under a different name for Cincinnati on the offensive line:

(HT: Kevin and William.) This is most likely some giggle-worthy prankdom by Fox staffers, though Samuel Huntington would say that this is actually the Muslim Tebow, and that the two must meet and clash to determine the path of the 21st century because, um...because he said so. Also, if Tebow has been playing offensive line for Cincy and qb for Florida, we know why: his undivided attention would result in a 12 men in the huddle penalty on every play even though there's only 11 men on the field. It's just a matter of necessity, really.

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Didn’t they just misspell Kal-El, as Tebow is known on his home planet?

by The General on Jan 1, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

This fuckup pretty much sums up this year’s Orange Bowl.

by softbatch on Jan 1, 2009 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

I was wondering if the alcohol I drank last night was having some after-affects, but I guess I wasn’t the only one who saw this.

I always new Tebow was a damn terrorist.

by Dawg 05 on Jan 1, 2009 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

Seriously, no comments on some truly atrocious school commercials, Penn State was that thing produced by Sesame Street? ACC, what is that commercial.

Orange Bowl- could you just turn into a DB concert instead of the second half..please?

by meg on Jan 1, 2009 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Doobies’ frontman Tom Johnston looked a bit Murderface-ish, did he not?

by PW on Jan 1, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

Definitely a candidate for Mustache Wednesday.

by Meg on Jan 1, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

We could have done without the Orange Bowl history lesson and used that time to show the Doobie Brothers playing “Takin’ It To The Street”.

by Studley on Jan 1, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

It wasn’t a fuck up. There’s a Florida guy at FOX who just invented a new game.

Sorta like a “Where’s Waldo”?, where every game we watch on FOX, either college or pro, there’s gonna be a pic of Timmy somewhere.

WHERE’S TEBOW?

Soon, we’ll be able to enter contest, sort of like today’s Reebok Hockey contest, where we had to spot the player that was missing the reebok logo on their jersey.

It was #33 on the Blackhawks, by the way.

by Mich-Placed Gator on Jan 1, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

Somebody help me with this math….

Sooners beat the Bearcats 52-26.

Bearcats beat Hawaii 29 – 24

and Florida beat Hawaii 56 -10.

SO, the Spooners allowed 26 points to a team that scored 29 on a team UF beat like a drum by 46….with nearly the entire 1st team O and D on the bench the entire 4th QTR.

Anyone care to tackle that algebra?

by Mich-Placed Gator on Jan 1, 2009 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

@ Mich-Placed

The Answer is Pi…blueberry to be exact.

by Scumdog on Jan 1, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

Scumdog,
PERFECT…I loves me some blueberry Pi…

by Mich-Placed Gator on Jan 1, 2009 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

As compelling as this game is, I found myself flipping channels and came across a countdown of the worlds dumbest daredevils on TruTV. One of the “winners” was a guy who dove into a kiddie pool full of manure and rooted around until he found a pair of football game tickets, to see…. The OSU Buckeyes play. Oddly enough the pool was not shaped like a cooler.

by skinnyphatman on Jan 1, 2009 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

This pretty much summarizes the Rose Bowl…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd7m3QtQJus

by Mich-Placed Gator on Jan 2, 2009 12:12 AM EST reply actions  

It was not a mistake….Fox just revealed Tebow’s alias….he was undercover, scoping out the lay of the land, turf grain, wind direction and adjusting his targeting computer for next week.

by C on Jan 2, 2009 12:36 AM EST reply actions  

Somebody watched the Orange Bowl?

by Josh M on Jan 2, 2009 8:07 AM EST reply actions  

@5:

YES! He looked very Murderface-ish! Good call.

by LL on Jan 2, 2009 9:54 AM EST reply actions  

Although I don’t have a link to a screen shot of it, ESPN eff’d up Ahmad Black’s name on a piece Tom Rinaldi did yesterday on the Gators. While interviewing him, they showed his name at the bottom of the screen to be “CODY WHORTON”.

Did anyone else see this? I looked on ESPN’s site but couldn’t find the video.

by LL on Jan 2, 2009 9:58 AM EST reply actions  

@ Mich-Placed

If you want to know how well the transitive property works, see the Oregon State, PSU, USC love triangle.

by meatybob on Jan 2, 2009 10:00 AM EST reply actions  

So you’[re telling me Tebow also won a national championship in basketball as the point guard for UConn in 1999? I guess he really is as amazing as everyone says he is. Wow.

by Big Jon on Jan 2, 2009 10:06 AM EST reply actions  

Tebow transcends college football. While channel-surfing, there was a piece about Duke basketball. The analysis was: Duke needed to be more “Tebow-like.”

by hobeg8r on Jan 2, 2009 12:19 PM EST reply actions  

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