GEORGIA NEEDS SOME PEDIALYTE (AND BRACES)
by Orson on Jan 1, 2009 3:03 PM EST
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HT: Jeremy.
To summarize New Year's Eve and New Year's thus far:
Peach Bowl. As noticed in our recap, the most entertaining thing about watching this game was watching a paper airplane ride a straight line from the upper deck into the ass of a Georgia Tech staff member on the sidelines. Also, Les Miles called a successful fake punt up by 35 points. Don't fuck with Les Miles or he will burn you down and eat your dog.
Outback Bowl. South Carolina turned the ball over four times and never showed up, but how can you blame Stephen Garcia for it when they won't let him play shirtless, brah? The uniform constricts his chi. Iowa pinned down a shitty, shitty Gamecock team and pummeled them with an upended fire hydrant. Ugliness from start to finish save for Ricky Stanzi's hair, which was golden, flowing, and devoid of split ends.
Capital One Bowl. See lead pic for orthodontic metaphor of Georgia's performance thus far as Michigan State leads 6-3. But you're not giving Michigan State credit!!! No, because Georgia's clearly a better team than they are and is stabbing itself in the neck with drops, misfires, and conservative play-calling. (You know: the usual.) Boridicus texted us with "Georgia needs some Pedialyte." Buckets of it.
Gator Bowl. Nebraska won't lose this game by much, but when they do, it'll happen because they are much, much slower than Clemson, and it shows when option pitches are swatted out of the air for TDs and C.J. Spiller makes everyone on the roster miss twice on one punt return.
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So glad that Stafford has returned to earth after his alien abduction.
by meg on Jan 1, 2009 3:20 PM EST reply actions
I really cannot overstate how awful Brian Hoyer is…he has no business being a D-1 quarterback at all…
by Pants McPants on Jan 1, 2009 3:25 PM EST reply actions
Atta boy ABC. I only wanted to see the PAT live anyway. Maybe we could just show commercials for the rest of the game and catch up with the post game highlights.
by skinnyphatman on Jan 1, 2009 3:31 PM EST reply actions
Michigan State is trying to make a game of thise….going for two now…..no good, PI not called against the Bulldogs- 17-12, 9 minutes left
by MikeLew on Jan 1, 2009 3:52 PM EST reply actions
If it makes you feel better, MSU isn’t be called for holding so things even out.
by meg on Jan 1, 2009 3:59 PM EST reply actions
Dang, those seams on the field have tripped up both teams today. I wonder why it is such bad condition.
by meg on Jan 1, 2009 4:00 PM EST reply actions
Georgia played smeer the queer with Hoyer.
Just what we expected.
by Elno Lewis on Jan 1, 2009 4:34 PM EST reply actions
Shonne Green is going to the NFL. There was no written statement, because he cannot read or write.
by White Speed Receiver on Jan 1, 2009 5:17 PM EST reply actions
yup. nebraska lost by – 5. that’s a small number.
by jdiggle on Jan 1, 2009 5:40 PM EST reply actions
Nebraska special teams couldnt tackle all year and seeing spiller run all over them was no surprise.
No speed on the offensive side tho, Spiller rushed 7 times for 17 yards, Team rushing +2 yards
by Me on Jan 1, 2009 6:06 PM EST reply actions
Sloppy Gator Bowl but I’ll take the win…took awhile to ground Clemson down on the line. DaQuan Bowers is going to be a beast before all is said and done.
by Flatlander on Jan 1, 2009 6:28 PM EST reply actions
That picture makes me want to watch American Werewolf in London….totally underrated movie. GO DAWGS!!!
by Russ on Jan 1, 2009 9:08 PM EST reply actions
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