EARLY SHIFT: HAVE HANGOVER? GET COCKS
we are whispering because we bet you have a hangover and because lee corso is yelling about USC getting “screwed” out of the national championship game cool! you can say “screwed” on espn now well the outback bowl is on at 11 which is totally wrong and yet here we are and it is happening.
we recommend pedialyte and we recommend someone else get it for you . this is your open thread for the outback bowl. perhaps you should drink less next time hahaha you won’t but it’s a nice thought.
(image: steve spurrier seen five minutes before kickoff)










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Roaminggator says:
Funny how USC is always getting screwed….no really, it is funny….
January 1st, 2009 at 11:06 am
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Mat says:
Thanks for whispering. I’m only on my first cup of coffee, so I appreciate it. Go Iowa/PSU/BigTenTeamWearingGreen!
January 1st, 2009 at 11:08 am
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
this is actually the first New Year’s Day that I haven’t been severely hung-over in about 20 years. I volunteered to be designated driver last night, and drank water all evening.
Not a bad deal…that crazy monkey sex with a young (28, 14 years my junior), hot, intoxicated cutie was even better when I can remember it.
Go Cocks!
January 1st, 2009 at 11:15 am
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skinnyphatman says:
Yes, thanks for the whisper. 9AM kick here, although that did allow me to sleep through the gameday ranting. And for some reason, my ass is really sore, something about a werewolf, a chainsaw, Chick-fil-A bowl, it’s all really fuzzy right now…. Oh, still serving b-fast at the Chick-fil-A here. How to get that goodness to me without moving from the sofa and disrupt the ass groove I have nicely started?
January 1st, 2009 at 11:19 am
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
Can we file this game under “girls romancing each other”?
And the Outback Prez, welcoming “these two teams, rich in football history”….and he said it with a straight face………oh, and Garcia and Little Matt Mc just threw his first INT of 2009…..I am sure Matt is whispering into Garcias ear now….”Its ok brah, lets just take our shirts off…”
Thanks USCe, for really letting the SEC down….can the Cocks get transferred to the ACC?
January 1st, 2009 at 11:20 am
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AstroBull says:
Looks like Carolina spent a little too much time at Ybor last night.
That being said, Shon Greene, Shon Greene, Shon Greene.
January 1st, 2009 at 11:20 am
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Sparrow says:
brah… damn.
January 1st, 2009 at 11:30 am
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DrBundy says:
USCe looks like they had themselves a merry little christmas…and too much damn egg nog. Put a freekin handle on that ball, boys! You’re making Iowa look better than they really are…
January 1st, 2009 at 11:30 am
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Jimbeaux says:
I’m still waiting for LSUFreek’s fark of Les Miles and Paul Johnson.
January 1st, 2009 at 11:38 am
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kwaj says:
OK….
why was the guy in the cow-suit popping Paul Maguire in the face with that sign last night at the Chicken Bowl?
inquiring minds have to know….
surely LSUFreek can work with that somehow…
January 1st, 2009 at 11:57 am
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Me says:
Damn, 3 ints and a fumble by that QB! Poor visorhead.
January 1st, 2009 at 12:12 pm
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BamaCPA says:
Best part of the day so far – I’m flipping channels between Garcia turnovers and land on “The Price is Right”, and see a contestant in Ohio State gear. They’re bidding on a nice set of coolers, and Drew Carey says, “What could an Ohio State fan do with some coolers ?”
January 1st, 2009 at 12:17 pm
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dirt sandwich says:
couple of beers after work last night, wife and kids out of town, going to a party – instead go home to change, fall asleep, wake up in time to watch dick clark struggle (kind of sad i guess) and back to sleep.
i’m a man, i’m 34 going on 65 apparently. feel good this morning though.
January 1st, 2009 at 12:30 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Highlight of last night was Robbie Maddison’s crew chief being caught on air on ESPN going “ROBBIE MADDISON YOU ARE THE FUCKIN’ MAN.” on a live mike.
January 1st, 2009 at 12:45 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Go to 2:46 here:
January 1st, 2009 at 12:48 pm
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
Orson,
Here is it….he is the fuckin man…..thats just crazy whack funky……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjbMXRW2h2U
They are just glad they dont have to hang out at the emergency room at Vegas all nite had that went badly…
January 1st, 2009 at 12:53 pm
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Cameron Siggs says:
plox get me some pedialyte k thx bai.
also, ol’ ball coach looks like retirement is in his near future…. second quarter about 8 minutes left the look on his face was “well, i could be out playin’ a round of 18 right now…but here i am. next year’s gonna be different.”
January 1st, 2009 at 1:17 pm
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Harris says:
Mrs. Harris and I spent New Year’s Eve with another couple. At the other woman’s suggestion, we played Truth or Dare. At one point, her husband admitted that at he had slept with a 36-year-old woman 15-years-ago when he was 15 and that he could have a child out there that he doesn’t know. Suffice to say, the game ended shortly there after. But, I got to watch my wife lick another woman’s nipple so I pretty much broke even.
Also, Shon Greene is The Beastmaster.
January 1st, 2009 at 1:30 pm
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Bull_Gator says:
Shhhhh…daddys got the martini flu. Oh, and fuck Capitol One for making me relive the game that shall not be named exactly 1 year ago today.
January 1st, 2009 at 2:00 pm
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Joshua says:
Orson, I expect the smoked cheese and meats from Hickory Farms (any gift basket will do fine) to make up for all the mean talk about LSU this season and doubting them last night.
Or just send Doug emails and youtube highlights showing him how to beat Georgia Tech, courtesy the Hat. That’ll work too.
January 1st, 2009 at 2:08 pm
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softbatch says:
UGA is looking pretty weak today. Lots of penalties, two turnovers, and they just bumbled a punt.
January 1st, 2009 at 2:09 pm
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Pants McPants says:
Cannot believe Dantonio put Hoyer back in there….
Hoyer’s suck goes to 11…
January 1st, 2009 at 2:17 pm
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Chuck says:
UGA is “pulling a Plaxico” by “shooting themselves”? That might be the single most amazing thing I’ve ever heard in a broadcast.
January 1st, 2009 at 2:18 pm
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OrangeGator says:
CBS neglected to tell us that they had banned scoring in the bowl games they were televising this year.
January 1st, 2009 at 2:20 pm
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Kerwin4two says:
Michigan State just used Nick Drake in their commercial? That’s as mismatched as Duke using Slayer. Michigan State should have the Silver Bullet band or Eddie Money pimping them.
January 1st, 2009 at 2:29 pm
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beckett929 says:
Richt learned his clock management from Bill Stewart’s ‘Big Book of Coaching with Your Eyes Closed’
January 1st, 2009 at 2:31 pm
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crizzle says:
The SEC is suffering a massive hangover today
January 1st, 2009 at 3:00 pm
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Raider Red says:
+1 to me for NOT being in NYC last night. Really, what could be better that standing for 8 hours in the freezing cold surrounded by total chumpspanks, in a place that smells worse than the LV Strip due to people peeing down their legs all night.
January 1st, 2009 at 3:11 pm
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Sundawg says:
The real Matt Stafford shows up in the 3rd quarter to save the day; better late than never.
Nice start to the 2009 season – the 4th quarter that is.
January 1st, 2009 at 5:31 pm