EARLY SHIFT: HAVE HANGOVER? GET COCKS

Funny how USC is always getting screwed….no really, it is funny….

Thanks for whispering. I’m only on my first cup of coffee, so I appreciate it. Go Iowa/PSU/BigTenTeamWearingGreen!

this is actually the first New Year’s Day that I haven’t been severely hung-over in about 20 years. I volunteered to be designated driver last night, and drank water all evening.

Not a bad deal…that crazy monkey sex with a young (28, 14 years my junior), hot, intoxicated cutie was even better when I can remember it.

Go Cocks!

Yes, thanks for the whisper. 9AM kick here, although that did allow me to sleep through the gameday ranting. And for some reason, my ass is really sore, something about a werewolf, a chainsaw, Chick-fil-A bowl, it’s all really fuzzy right now…. Oh, still serving b-fast at the Chick-fil-A here. How to get that goodness to me without moving from the sofa and disrupt the ass groove I have nicely started?

Can we file this game under “girls romancing each other”?

And the Outback Prez, welcoming “these two teams, rich in football history”….and he said it with a straight face………oh, and Garcia and Little Matt Mc just threw his first INT of 2009…..I am sure Matt is whispering into Garcias ear now….“Its ok brah, lets just take our shirts off…”
Thanks USCe, for really letting the SEC down….can the Cocks get transferred to the ACC?

Looks like Carolina spent a little too much time at Ybor last night.

That being said, Shon Greene, Shon Greene, Shon Greene.

brah… damn.

USCe looks like they had themselves a merry little christmas…and too much damn egg nog. Put a freekin handle on that ball, boys! You’re making Iowa look better than they really are…

I’m still waiting for LSUFreek’s fark of Les Miles and Paul Johnson.

OK….

why was the guy in the cow-suit popping Paul Maguire in the face with that sign last night at the Chicken Bowl?

inquiring minds have to know….

surely LSUFreek can work with that somehow…

Damn, 3 ints and a fumble by that QB! Poor visorhead.

Best part of the day so far – I’m flipping channels between Garcia turnovers and land on “The Price is Right”, and see a contestant in Ohio State gear. They’re bidding on a nice set of coolers, and Drew Carey says, “What could an Ohio State fan do with some coolers ?”

couple of beers after work last night, wife and kids out of town, going to a party – instead go home to change, fall asleep, wake up in time to watch dick clark struggle (kind of sad i guess) and back to sleep.

i’m a man, i’m 34 going on 65 apparently. feel good this morning though.

Highlight of last night was Robbie Maddison’s crew chief being caught on air on ESPN going “ROBBIE MADDISON YOU ARE THE FUCKIN’ MAN.” on a live mike.

Go to 2:46 here:

Orson,
Here is it….he is the fuckin man…..thats just crazy whack funky……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjbMXRW2h2U
 
They are just glad they dont have to hang out at the emergency room at Vegas all nite had that went badly…

plox get me some pedialyte k thx bai.

also, ol’ ball coach looks like retirement is in his near future…. second quarter about 8 minutes left the look on his face was “well, i could be out playin’ a round of 18 right now…but here i am. next year’s gonna be different.”

Mrs. Harris and I spent New Year’s Eve with another couple. At the other woman’s suggestion, we played Truth or Dare. At one point, her husband admitted that at he had slept with a 36-year-old woman 15-years-ago when he was 15 and that he could have a child out there that he doesn’t know. Suffice to say, the game ended shortly there after. But, I got to watch my wife lick another woman’s nipple so I pretty much broke even.

Also, Shon Greene is The Beastmaster.

Shhhhh…daddys got the martini flu. Oh, and fuck Capitol One for making me relive the game that shall not be named exactly 1 year ago today.

Orson, I expect the smoked cheese and meats from Hickory Farms (any gift basket will do fine) to make up for all the mean talk about LSU this season and doubting them last night.

Or just send Doug emails and youtube highlights showing him how to beat Georgia Tech, courtesy the Hat. That’ll work too.

UGA is looking pretty weak today. Lots of penalties, two turnovers, and they just bumbled a punt.

Cannot believe Dantonio put Hoyer back in there….

Hoyer’s suck goes to 11…

UGA is “pulling a Plaxico” by “shooting themselves”? That might be the single most amazing thing I’ve ever heard in a broadcast.

CBS neglected to tell us that they had banned scoring in the bowl games they were televising this year.

Michigan State just used Nick Drake in their commercial? That’s as mismatched as Duke using Slayer. Michigan State should have the Silver Bullet band or Eddie Money pimping them.

Richt learned his clock management from Bill Stewart’s ‘Big Book of Coaching with Your Eyes Closed’

The SEC is suffering a massive hangover today

+1 to me for NOT being in NYC last night. Really, what could be better that standing for 8 hours in the freezing cold surrounded by total chumpspanks, in a place that smells worse than the LV Strip due to people peeing down their legs all night.

The real Matt Stafford shows up in the 3rd quarter to save the day; better late than never.

Nice start to the 2009 season – the 4th quarter that is.