CURIOUS INDEX, 12/31/08

So we own Mustache Wednesday and Lemsday, two days out of the week now? This is nice.

It also provides at least one year of giggling, gleeful writing for Orson and Holly.

Co-defensive coordinators, Les?

Again?

After this year’s demonstration of why not to use co-defensive coordinators?

Hey, Georgia uses a fullback. Quite regularly and proficiently, as a matter of fact. It’s this thing you kids are calling a “pass rush” that we’ve stopped using.

LSU solves problems the same way that George Steinbrenner does.

My mantra for the new year, IF BILLY MAYS IS PIMPING IT, IT MUST BE GOOD!

Georgia Tech and Navy use fullbacks. Although those fullbacks actually run the ball.

I understand why a player who transfers has to sit out a year. (Barely). But to have absolute right to restrict where a player goes when wanting to transfer is the modern day version of indentured servitude.

#3,

He will not be the co-DC. He will be DL coach, associate head coach (whateverthefuck that means) and recruiting coordinator (i.e., bagman).

@7

It’s not like he drew Miami out of a hat and decided to commit there. He signed his LOI for Miami under Randy Shannon, and now all of a sudden “I just can’t play for Randy Shannon” comes up?

This kid sounds like he could rival Tebow’s (purported) SAT score.

Miami should have all the rights in the world to proverbially fuck him in the ass.

@5

Whats your opinion on Vince, the Shamwow guy?

Miami should be glad to get rid of an immature turd like Marve. Just tell him he can’t play for anybody on Miami’s schedule for the next 4 years and be done with it.

To instead banish him from his home state like that, then lock him out of both of the BCS conferences in the region, then go on the radio and say they didn’t really need him, is spiteful at best and casts Randy Shannon in the role of the jilted lover who’s a parking ticket away from going completely mental.

had shots with tommy fuckin frazier last night in jax beach. he became rotund

If the dude is such a piece of shit (which I happen to agree with), then why care where he transfers? Let him go poison someone else’s team.

Man I miss the days of good corn-fed badass fullbacks.

Aren’t scholarships renewed yearly? Shouldn’t any schools hold on a player’s decision relinquish after the one year(which they have to sit out anyway?)

And I agree – I think it makes the school look spiteful…Let him go anywhere and then if you play against him let your players show him what he missed.

@13

to carry a grudge? make the guys only options FAU or USF and run his career into the dirt.

he can be the first Mr. Florida to play in the AFL

(disclaimer: i’m not sure if thats an accurate statement)

Did Havili’s agent forget to pay off his teachers this semester?

Whaaaandy Shannon is a complete idiot and a HORRIBLE coach. The last few minutes of the Emerald Bowl should have proven that to everyone.

Ohio State’s fullback is basically a glorified guard. This year, there is a good chance the fullback is a better blocker than either guard.

karlhungus12 @8 – “Associate Head Coach” means “We’re going to pay you the same or more $$$ that you’re making with the Saints but we have to make lots of shit up to justify it in our minds.”

This has been rumored for a long time. However, I’ll only be happy only when/if it’s announced on Friday (along with the Chavis hire) after The Hat returns to BTR from the ATL.

Cal uses a fullback, but mostly for run blocking. Will Ta’ufo’ou’s been a big part of opening up those big old holes Jahvid Best runs through when he rushes for 60 or 70 yards.