PAM WARD: GOD HELP THE BEAST IN HER

Yeh, I hate seeing red too. I hate when that happens. Sometimes when I am backed into a corner, I just think of doing some type of Steven Seagal shit, and my hands do it on their own. And I havent stopped running……Especially in a sports bar with opposing fans. Drankin and gambling in New Orleans will do that to you, and you CAN get more than 11 drinks an hour, actually, its encouraged.
I wonder if Pam Ward has killed anyone by jamming a vibrator into their brain via the ear? Cause thats what it was like listening to her last night broadcasting the game…….the buzzing still hasnt stop. MAKE IT STOP!

Hello Darkness, my old friend.

welcome back O, we’ve missed you here in this side of the evil’s of sports writing. Pull up a seat, we have some catching up to do.

I think that might explain what happened to Bill Curry after he worked with Pam.

Definitely not “Girls was also romancing’ each other.”

Too funny…I was watching this game with my wife and the following conversation occurred:

WIFE: “I can’t stand that announcer guy’s voice. It’s just wierd.”

ME: “That’s a lady.”

WIFE: “Seriously!? What does she look like?”

ME: “A man.”

She then hung around for another quarter wanting to see a booth shot of the announcer-womyn.

@ #1 – Mr. P.P. -

Shit yeah, anyone can get more than 11 drinks in an hour in NOLA. Shit…it’s 3 for 1 somewhere!

@ #5 – jacketexan -

I’ve had a raging fever for 3 days now. When my wife said the same thing, and I responded the same way you did, she thought I had finally cooked my noodle. I had to dig out the laptop to prove to her that I wasn’t delirious (again). AT least it wasn’t more from Holly Rowe.

I have button on my remote that makes Pam Ward’s play-by-play tolerable.

It’s called MUTE,

and I use it A LOT.

For the stabby times…it’s Suntory time.

so I’m watching the game with extended family in for the holidays that includes my aunt, a world class athlete for her age (she apparently places all the time in 50+ age group triathlons all over the world). Suddenly she starts just going off on Pam. The words “women dont play football”, “why must tv stations have bimbo sideline reporters”, and “all I want to do is mute the TV when she is on” all came out within the same paragraph. Then she mentioned how she always mutes the early big televen games and I lost it, couldnt stop laughing. Get to work today, see this, immediatedly flash back to yesterday. When a woman who is a world class athlete, and who loves football is calling out women football announcers, i think that pretty much sums up the reality of how all guys think. All you hear when Pam calls a game is “woman talking woman talking woman talking”

pam ward may suck, but she’s got nothing on the gang of idiots at CBS and NO ONE can top bob davie when it comes to uninformed verbal horse shit…

also… great work orsen.

I’d STILL hit that.

Hmmmmm….“See red again/Baltimore/Psychotic chick” …sounds familiar. Perhaps Pam can change her name to Marnie and cover up the murder.

Who’s the Barkeep – Sean Connery?