FINE BULGARIAN CUSTOMS OFFICER TO HEAD LSU DEFENSE

by Orson on Dec 29, 2008 2:25 PM EST

Zdravei,

I have written to inform of Officer Chavis record at Bulgarian Customs and the Inspection of Foreign Items. Enclosed is picture.

CHAVIS JOHN performed most excellently at his post at BULGARIAN CUSTOMS. He inspected many package. His attendance at work was good. He was there every day. This is the good attendance.

He also stop the cars and inspect quite good, too. He never take the money from the pockets, and did not smile ever. This is also good things on both account.

He is to work for football team now. We shall miss his inspection package skills at the BULGARIAN CUSTOMS. Happiness to him in the future. Also his pension is because he quit to stop now. No further benefit are provide by the BULGARIAN CUSTOMS.

Good luck to CHAVIS JOHN.

COMMISAR MARKOVSKY BOYKO
BULGARIAN CUSTOMS

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He deserves the hell out of this. Be afraid, SEC West. They’ll wreck shop again soon enough.

by Holly on Dec 29, 2008 2:26 PM EST reply actions

How dare you mock the Chief?

by Vol on Dec 29, 2008 2:30 PM EST reply actions

Interested in seeing where Dan Brooks ends up.

by Coop on Dec 29, 2008 2:41 PM EST reply actions

Good luck at LSU, Mr Chavis.

Kind of happy he did not end-up at Clemson. The mustache is a tad creepy. Brings back memories of John Wayne Gacy.

Do you think Chavis has a clown suit?

by IM A MAN IM FORTY on Dec 29, 2008 2:45 PM EST reply actions

Headlines:

1. Malveto Monster Dead!
2. Chief Chavis 2 Chafe Chizik
3. Berry Berry Sad
4. Yaw Yaw a Geaux Geaux?
5. Freek Finds Smile

by LSUFreek on Dec 29, 2008 2:54 PM EST reply actions

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by che gator on Dec 29, 2008 3:13 PM EST reply actions

“Please, oh please, Br’er Tiger,” begged Br’er Gator. “Don’t throw me into the Chavis patch!”

by GatorinTX on Dec 29, 2008 3:46 PM EST reply actions

This might be my favorite EDSBS post of the last 3 months.

by PeteJayhawk on Dec 29, 2008 3:52 PM EST reply actions

Les is apparently not a complete dolt.

I said “complete.”

by Counter Trap on Dec 29, 2008 4:30 PM EST reply actions

Anyone else in Red Stick doing the Myposian Dance of Joy???

(look it up if you have to)

by DrBundy on Dec 29, 2008 5:00 PM EST reply actions

Holly – this could only be the beginning. Those same sources could be holding back news on DacoachO coming to BTR as DL/Asst. HC/Recruiting Coordinator with more $$$ than the Saints are paying him at present.

by Studley on Dec 29, 2008 7:44 PM EST reply actions

Great hire but the brawl over DacoachO is certain to be the story of the hiring period.

Maybe the Sheikh of Dubai can come down on one side or the other and fund the hire and then arange for the combatants to meet in the Dubai Bowl to settle old scores.

by marcillac on Dec 29, 2008 7:50 PM EST reply actions