FINE BULGARIAN CUSTOMS OFFICER TO HEAD LSU DEFENSE
Zdravei,
I have written to inform of Officer Chavis record at Bulgarian Customs and the Inspection of Foreign Items. Enclosed is picture.
CHAVIS JOHN performed most excellently at his post at BULGARIAN CUSTOMS. He inspected many package. His attendance at work was good. He was there every day. This is the good attendance.
He also stop the cars and inspect quite good, too. He never take the money from the pockets, and did not smile ever. This is also good things on both account.
He is to work for football team now. We shall miss his inspection package skills at the BULGARIAN CUSTOMS. Happiness to him in the future. Also his pension is because he quit to stop now. No further benefit are provide by the BULGARIAN CUSTOMS.
Good luck to CHAVIS JOHN.
COMMISAR MARKOVSKY BOYKO
BULGARIAN CUSTOMS










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Holly says:
He deserves the hell out of this. Be afraid, SEC West. They’ll wreck shop again soon enough.
December 29th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
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Vol says:
How dare you mock the Chief?
December 29th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
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Coop says:
Interested in seeing where Dan Brooks ends up.
December 29th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
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IM A MAN IM FORTY says:
Good luck at LSU, Mr Chavis.
Kind of happy he did not end-up at Clemson. The mustache is a tad creepy. Brings back memories of John Wayne Gacy.
Do you think Chavis has a clown suit?
December 29th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
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LSUFreek says:
Headlines:
1. Malveto Monster Dead!
2. Chief Chavis 2 Chafe Chizik
3. Berry Berry Sad
4. Yaw Yaw a Geaux Geaux?
5. Freek Finds Smile
December 29th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
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che gator says:
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December 29th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
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GatorinTX says:
“Please, oh please, Br’er Tiger,” begged Br’er Gator. “Don’t throw me into the Chavis patch!”
December 29th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
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PeteJayhawk says:
This might be my favorite EDSBS post of the last 3 months.
December 29th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
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Counter Trap says:
Les is apparently not a complete dolt.
I said “complete.”
December 29th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
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DrBundy says:
Anyone else in Red Stick doing the Myposian Dance of Joy???
(look it up if you have to)
December 29th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
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Studley says:
Holly – this could only be the beginning. Those same sources could be holding back news on DacoachO coming to BTR as DL/Asst. HC/Recruiting Coordinator with more $$$ than the Saints are paying him at present.
December 29th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
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marcillac says:
Great hire but the brawl over DacoachO is certain to be the story of the hiring period.
Maybe the Sheikh of Dubai can come down on one side or the other and fund the hire and then arange for the combatants to meet in the Dubai Bowl to settle old scores.
December 29th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
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LSUMeathead says:
Happy Mustache Monday, Motherfuckers! I love this move & I believe it is just what LSU needs to get their problems fixed on defense.
Now, if we can only get our QB issues worked out, we may be able to field a decent team!
December 30th, 2008 at 9:06 am