Comments on: BOWL PREVIEW PREVIEWS: ALAMO BOWL

By: SausageFest

SausageFest — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:13:33 +0000

@ Holly & DC Trojan

Correct. Kindle is Man-Crush Extraordinaire. Dear God, I hope he stays for his senior year; watching him take off heads is just TOO MUCH FUN.

By: Middle Manager

Middle Manager — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:29:15 +0000

My office used to be in Evanston, and I think you’d be surprised. It was a sad day indeed when my supervisor (damn her) instructed my Northwestern undergraduate intern to start wearing �more professional� clothes to the workplace. Plus, smart is sexy.

I�m not arguing it�s a Sun Belt state school, but the Purple did give us Cindy Crawford, Jeri Ryan, and Ann-Margret among others.

BTW, anyone who thinks Monday night�s season-low yardage total by Mizzou was a choke job by Chase Daniel needs to take a look at Mike Hankwitz�s curriculum vitae.

By: InsaneCoachPosse

InsaneCoachPosse — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:35:11 +0000

wait a minute…this was written by Orson?

sorry Holly… I should have guessed a beautiful woman like you would be so frustrated as to parse out a piece like this

unless you are posting about TN football

*ducks*

By: InsaneCoachPosse

InsaneCoachPosse — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:58:17 +0000

this post screams out “I need a new bf” Holly… did you not get what you wanted for Christmas?

By: Panhandle Gator

Panhandle Gator — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:24:08 +0000

@Flatlander #10

At least more shots of his sisters…

By: King Harvest

King Harvest — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:23:52 +0000

I thought that fella with the Domino’s hat on was Ben Rothlesberger, turns out it is just some pizza guy.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:14:31 +0000

Stephens College used to get a few Southern hotties, but I assume those days are passed. So, I assume Mizzou is more of a size 10 w/ glasses and residual acne?

By: John

John — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:43:52 +0000

I love the guy, but how many times did Ron Franklin say “Australian kick”?

Congrats, Chase Daniel. Enjoy your new role as an NFL third stringer, unless you can somehow pull off a Drew Brees.

By: Flatlander

Flatlander — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 04:56:48 +0000

You know what this game needs? More shots of Chase Daniels’ family.

By: Holly

Holly — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 04:14:49 +0000

DCT wins this and every other internet, forever. It’s the Kindle that makes it art.

By: AuditDawg

AuditDawg — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:28:01 +0000

I just heard an ESPN announcer refer to the “raw athleticism” of Chase Daniel. This is the same guy that’s been carrying that spare donut above his belt the last two years that looks like he’s going to die every time he runs on a 10 yard scramble, right?

By: Signal to Noise

Signal to Noise — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:35:31 +0000

Who’s dumb enough to punt right to Jeremy Maclin?

Northwestern, that’s who. All that book learnin’ doesn’t teach you much about the real world, apparently.

By: poguemahone

poguemahone — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:39:15 +0000

You left out the part where the girl weighs 300 lbs due to NW admission requirements. BBW FTW!

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:12:31 +0000

Just so this isn’t one of the toppings:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEW8_KVhDFE

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:04:42 +0000

NW coed: Hello, I’d like to order a delivery. Do you have anyone who can bring me something hot and thick… crust?

Pizza Boy: I think we can serve you deep… dish.

NW Coed: how long… will that take?

Pizza Boy: You have our guarantee, we won’t come… in less than 30 minutes. It’s a guarantee we like to call the Reverse Domino’s.

NW Coed: Oh, I’m so empty, but I don’t want you to fill that hole… for only 30 minutes.

Pizza Boy: Well then you’ll want our two on one special.

Thirty minutes later….

NW Coed: jesus, did you rub that pizza on your head? And why aren’t you wearing any pants? I’m getting a head start on next semester, you fucking pervert!

Pizza Boy: Looks like I’m not getting any sack action tonight…

(promptly gets leveled by Sergio Kindle)