Comments on: THE CHRISTMAS STORY

By: sitting pugs

sitting pugs — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:06:47 +0000

Sailor Moon.

Lump of coal from Santa Cthulhu wouldn’t smell too good, would it?

By: InsaneCoachPosse

InsaneCoachPosse — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:18:25 +0000

thanks for reminding us of Ms Eartha Kitt with that rendition of ‘Santa Baby’ – that is one sexy woman who the world will sorely miss

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 19:48:15 +0000

That guy is good. Considering what has been on SNL lately, he should be hired immediately.

Of course, he omitted the Sly Croom had a better winning pct too (35% v. 21%).

WAR CHIZIK, BABY!!!

By: DrBundy

DrBundy — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 14:18:57 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOAl5pnbgHY

Zebrahead FTW.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:52:08 +0000

If I'd wanted a pair of fucking socks I would've fucking asked - clearly a message of hope for us all, in the form of song.

By: Studley

Studley — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:13:33 +0000

Joyeux No�l, mes amis.

By: Mich-Placed Gator

Mich-Placed Gator — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:32:49 +0000

would somebody PLEASE TURN OFF the fucking SNOW making machine!! GEEZ US!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icb_tRTnA4g

By: John

John — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:15:40 +0000

Judy Garland’s Merry Little Christmas. The biggest Christmas tearjerker ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC9o4oYMIqI

By: drogue

drogue — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:13:41 +0000

Apologies if this has already made the rounds. Damn funny. Dude’s not really stoked over the Chizik hiring.

http://www.gump4heisman.com/my_weblog/2008/12/guerilla-warfare-hit-and-run-strike-and-hide-random-ass–attack———thats-the-name-of-the-game-in-todays.html

By: gurn

gurn — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:55:43 +0000

For the record, there is no “acceptable facial hair,” a/k/a the “prison pussy.”

By: NRBQ

NRBQ — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:20:38 +0000

+ beaucoups, Harris.

Sucks when genius is struck down so young.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:10:50 +0000

Mike Jones wishes you a Merry Christmas and shit.

By: Geori

Geori — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:45:55 +0000

shinnen akemashite o-medet?-gozaimasu Orson!

May Meniki Neko fill your stocking with otoshidama.

By: Harris

Harris — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:27:31 +0000

Dammit, people. When will you accept the truth and acknowledge that Otis Redding’s “White Christmas” is simply the greatest Christmas song ever recorded? What are they teaching you in these public schools? (grumble,grumble,kidstodaydon’tknownuffin,grumble,grumble)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBUEriRD1ek

By: That Guy

That Guy — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:23:53 +0000

From someone who has spent many a Christmas holiday in England, I can’t believe you didn’t include my favorite Christmas classic from the other side of the Atlantic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAwK9juhhY