IN A WORLD OF SUN AND FUN…ALL CHARLIE  WANTED WAS TO GET AWAY.

“A little sun in the folds. That’s all I need.  Away from the sleet and the mail bombs and Clausen’s INT-to-TD ratio, on my way to a place where they deep fry whole fucking pigs for my pleasure.  That’s the ticket.”

But sometimes life…has another itinerary.

JIMMY: What are you doing here?
CHARLIE: Came here to murder you! [uncomfortably hysterical laughter]

When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons,’ and bail.   The Hawaii Bowl. Opens Christmas Eve, 8:00 PM on ESPNs everywhere.