BOWL PREVIEW PREVIEWS: HAWAII BOWL

I always imagined Casey with bigger tits.

Ahem.

Commence “sand in vagina” jokes…now.

Well the weather outside is weather…Enjoyable flick

But seriously, if ND loses this damn game Charlie better wake up to a pink slip in his stocking

BTW O, putting Jimmy’s head on Kristen Bell’s body is just an evil boner killing nightmare. Evil evil hilarious stuff sir

Thank God Orson didn’t put Little Throw Peep’s head on Mila Kunis’s body. Because then I would have been pissed.

This film will be nomiated for Best Costume Design. If you want to see why, tune in tomorrow night.

If you’ll pardon the blog comment cliche: I can’t unsee that, you know.

That second picture reminds me of an Aphex Twin video I watched when I was in the 8th grade. Nightmares begin.

Kristen Bell and Mila Kunis are 5 star recruits that lived up to the hype. Unlike Notre Dame recruits…

#7:

Right here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0

It’s amazing that Aphex Twin went from creating crap like the song in #9 when i was in high school to creating masterpieces like this (also heard in “Iran so Far”):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBFXJw7n-fU

I just hope Charlie isn’t the perpetrator of random male, full-frontal, nudity in this one.

I think he’d be better at writing a Dracula musical than a winning gameplan, though.

Before ND extends its own record for bowl futility, let’s all pause to remember the previous record holder. I attended the 1995 Carjack bowl at which MVP Tanneyhill achieved a milestone win over WVU for the 0-8 (yes, 8 bowls in about 100 seasons) Gamecocks.

Hawaii be hard to beat on the island. Especially for a team that lost at home to the ’cuse.

#9, I think the video DJ was specifically referring to might actually be Aphex Twin’s “Windowlicker.” Those wishing to be rendered immediately asexual can watch here.

ND in a bowl game?

I did not know that?

Festivus Dept!!!

That Jimma picture is definitely not “Another Festivus Miracle!”

All kidding aside, methinks Jimma likes wearing bikini bottoms.

Dude:

How about some verisimilitude? No way fat Charlie fits his ham-enhanced ass in one seat on a plane. If that was indeed Charlie, those two poor bastards in the seats next to him would be the world’s first human dingleberries, awash in cracksweat and Clausen spittle and smothered by the stench of sulphur and bariatrically-processed powdered sugar.

I think I just lost my mojo …….

I’m torn—I hope Charlie wins so the domers will leave our coach the hell alone, but to see them extend their bowl losing streak would be so very sweet…

That said, I echo #4 and thank you, Holly, for leaving Mila Kunis out of this sad, sad affair.

GO WARRIORS!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u05Qot_yh9c

can’t anyone with a fragment of football knowledge make a case for the Irish to win tonight? haven’t they played a tougher schedule? in a matchup, if you throw out the Syracuse debacle and Hawaii’s loss to utah state, it still appears ND is a touchdown better.

I never expected a “Golden Shower” on Christmas Eve while sitting at home alone watching college football….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVrAG0nipsA

This certainly doesn’t look like the Notre Dame team we all know and love. Maybe it’s because the names are on the back of the jerseys for the first time in several decades.

We can all look forward to the Irish being ranked #3 in next years preseason polls…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0Y7yjxJVlc

Correction to the “Golden Shower” comment @ #20:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8OcgZSrSxo

Ummm, so much for “Notre Dame will be distracted the moment they get of the plane.”

Somewhere in the world, Harris is smiling.

I know this win over a WAC team on Christmas Eve shouldn’t make me happy. But it does. That is the saddest part of the last two decades of ND football – the lowered expectations. That and the fat jokes.

Yer goddamn right I’m smiling. I’m the Cheshire Fucking Cat. 49-21, bitches. Tell me how my ass taste.

Harris – What do you think about the names on the back of the jerseys?

You should be happy, sir, after suffering through the indignities of this season. I have a hunch, however, that this could be short-lived, as Dallas may sneak out of Lincoln Financial with a win on Sunday.

As far as the flavouring of your ass, that sounds like intel that would need to be gathered by an independent Third-Party, such as a stripper, ‘cause I ain’t going there.

Somewhere in Hawaii, Barack Obama was watching this game (you know he has to support the Warriors) and saying to himself “…Notre Dame? Seriously?”

ND looked pretty convincing in their win. Yes, it was Hawaii (without some of the players that helped put them in the Sugar Bowl), but still, they seemed to make it look easy.

Imagine if this is the springboard to getting back to the BCS and they play this way with the teams on that level.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Kool Kwanzaa to everyone!

…and Harris, congrats, and I’ll take your Ho Ho Ho’s word on whether it “tastes great” or it’s “less filling”

The names were a bit of an issue on the game thread at Blue-Gray Sky, but if it means for 28-point ass whippings (and it wasn’t really that close) nobody will complain if they take the field looking like the #44 car at Talledega.

I think it’s important to remember that ND starts one (maybe two) seniors and none on offense. That’s no excuse for losing to Syracuse, but it does explain their inability to close out teams and their struggles on the road. Most of the principals, including Clausen and Tate, will return as three-year starters so I’m hoping what we saw was the first stirrings of a fire-breathing, man-mauling monster and not proof that Hawaii is just really shitty.

You heard it here first… Next year’s Heisman goes to Jimmy Clausen.

He could have gone 0-20 with 8 INTs in the second half…

Weis could be eaten by a shark, a really big shark…

And Notre Dame could have David Duke conduct a nationwide search for its next coach…

Who could lose every game…

And Tebow could set every offensive record in the NCAA record book, cure cancer, and win American Idol, Dancing With the Stars, and Man vs. Wild…

And Jimmy Clausen will still win the Heisman

BarefeetBob & Stoopnagle,

Suck it. That’s all…..just suck it.

Well, not exactly. Taste Harris’ ass as well. That would complete the experience.

The names on the back revived a tradition from the Parseghian days when ND would have names on the back for the bowl game and not the regular season because the players got to keep the Bowl jerseys.

I think it was a great idea and another way that Weis is embracing the tradition at ND unlike the last two coaches we had

OMG, Notre Dame beat the hell out of Hawaii. If history tells us anything, that fact alone leads to monumental success. A short trip down memory lane shows the last team to do that parlayed the win all the way to NUMBER ONE For all of one game, but WAHOOO!!!! WE’RE NUMBER ONE!!!!

Oh and Merry Christmas everyone!

i really shouldn’t be this giddy about a win over hawaii, but i am

#32,

Wonder how long it takes for some of those to make it on eBay? I hope they can get more than this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/David-Miller-Notre-Dame-Game-Used-Worn-Jersey-35-COA_W0QQitemZ290284712616QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item290284712616&trksid=p3286.c0.m14&trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50

Aaaaaaand Notre Dame joins the list with:

Florida, Oregon State, San Jose State, Boise State, Utah State, and Cincy as teams that have beaten the Rainbows this year.

Not.That.Good.

Congrats, Irish. Now ask a Georgia fan about how well momentum from a big bowl win over Hawaii carries over into the subsequent season. Go on, ask me.

#37

Since you insisted, how well does the momentum from beating Hawaii in a big bowl carryover?

Nothing against Domer fans, but I would note that UF beat the Bows by 46 before declaring Weiss a savior.

And, yes, they beat my team by 39.

GTfidge, Not Doug, but let me give it a try. Let me take you back, back to the summer of 2008, life was easy, the economy was rolling, the housing market was strong, fuck that shit in Cali, south Florida and Nevada, not gonna effect me!, young boys dreamed of a Lindsey Lohan out of rehab, presidential primaries were winding down, four more Clinton years? or Mitt Romney!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5GtBrIENu4 Larry was set to announce a season with his best team yet (I must admit you can count me among the enemy fans who love Munson), kegs were being tossed at Talladega, the DAWGs were #1, never you mind the police blotter, damn right # 1!!! There is the question of the ball busting schedule, but fuck that! Let’s get this party started!

Dropped a spot after a W.

Dropped a spot after a W.

Hurdle! No coverage?!?! WTF?

SOS disintegrated, faced three teams with a pulse = three losses, two ugly. Preseason # 1 outside of the BCS lookin in. But they did beat the fuck out of the Rainbows in the Sugar Bowl!

And so it begins, not that ND would ever be overrated.

Benny: I just got off the phone with Gerg. He said you suck ass. Happy Boxing Day, bitch!

GTfridge: It does nothing. It is, however, better than losing to Fresno State in Boasey.

On another note, it’s always fun to watch Hawaii get bitch-slapped in their own house. They get like 10 home games a year, their players will hit you five seconds after the whistle and fight at the drop of a hat, and the crowd throws stuff at the players and fans of the other team. Really it’s like playing a team of convicts in a prison yard.

37 – So they join a list that includes 3 other top 15 teams (SEC, WAC & Big East champions) and another team in Oregon State that was one game away from winning the Pac-10? If anything, you just proved Hawaii had a pretty tough schedule and may be better than their record indicates.

I think ND losing to Syracuse and going to the Hawaii Bowl is a blessing in disguise. Now their young players have potential, instead of being disappointments and their rosters is all underclassmen. If they had beaten Syracuse, they would have been 7-5, gone to a bowl they didn’t deserve (Gator or Cotton) and gotten destroyed by say Florida State or Texas Tech.

Most importantly, the bowl thing is done and it gives Mark May one less thing to bring up EVERY week during his ND bashing. ND is now a preseason top 25 team with a cakewalk of a schedule.

It’s like the Brady Quinn team, if anyone can remember how bad they were in 2004. They’re going 10-2 or 9-3 next year, get an invite to the Sugar Bowl and likely get mauled by an SEC team again. It’s the circle of Weis.

Yep… losing to Fresno St. does suck. I’d say it did lead to us getting Paul Johnson, but he was already hired by then.

HAHAHA!

Nothing brings out the whiners like an Irish win.

“overated” “now they will be pre-season #1” “Clausen will be a lock for the Heisman now”

 whaaa whaaa whaaa

Even when we SUCK we can piss off most of the college football world. lol

GO IRISH!

and lock up Urban, that little campaign has just gone underground for another season…to be continued…

“pre-season top 25” I can’t wait. Do we all remember the ND teams that “earned” BCS bid in the past? Those went well.

Dammit Edsall, why must you prognosticate so effectively.