IN A WORLD OF SUN AND FUN...ALL CHARLIE WANTED WAS TO GET AWAY.
"A little sun in the folds. That's all I need. Away from the sleet and the mail bombs and Clausen's INT-to-TD ratio, on my way to a place where they deep fry whole fucking pigs for my pleasure. That's the ticket."
But sometimes life...has another itinerary.
JIMMY: What are you doing here?
CHARLIE: Came here to murder you! [uncomfortably hysterical laughter]
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. The Hawaii Bowl. Opens Christmas Eve, 8:00 PM on ESPNs everywhere.