Comments on: A VERY ORGERON CHRISTMAS

By: Magic Hobo

Magic Hobo — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:21:27 +0000

Fantastic. A thousand kerosene cocktails to you, good sir. Also, meat tree. Excellent idea for next year.

By: JD

JD — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 04:36:37 +0000

Holy shit, that was amazing.

The best part is that the poem actually rhymes.

By: wheatbarley

wheatbarley — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:21:13 +0000

uneffenbelievable

By: NRBQ

NRBQ — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:30:18 +0000

#12

All I saw there was a douche wearing a bee-head.

By: Golden Hand

Golden Hand — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:57:15 +0000

@hitdawg #12: Worth every red cent.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:57:58 +0000

Goodtahava mah namesake backinna collitch futbawl

Hereafter, kerosene & corn likker is to be called a VolOrgeron.

HOLLAHPOSSUMHOLLAH!!!

By: General Disarray

General Disarray — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:32:15 +0000

GONE FIXA HEAPA CRAWDAD
DONT TAKE DEMMA TURDLINE OUT!
THAT TURDLINE COMEFROMMA NATURE
DONNATHROW THAT GOODNESS OUT!

Damn straight Son!! Little mud in tha roux make it taste mo betta!

By: Harris

Harris — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:14:59 +0000

Oh, goddamn, son. That shit is Hee-Haw funny.

@TideDruid: You’ll know you’ve mastered it when you no longer have to translate.

By: dawgaddict

dawgaddict — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:13:38 +0000

anyone see the $17mil christmas present GaTech bought their alumni?

http://www.gtalumni.org/media/flash/2008-holiday-card/index.html

By: TideDruid

TideDruid — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:59:50 +0000

Translating that into english made my head go boom. Bye head!

By: Russ

Russ — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:47:26 +0000

Excellent work! Always good to hear from the Orgeron.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:40:06 +0000

BJ:

We are disappointed you wouldn’t assume the layers of the yule log of Orgeron would contain said priming explosive.

By: dirt sandwich

dirt sandwich — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:38:57 +0000

Merry Christmas on that ass.

By: BJ

BJ — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:34:24 +0000

Not pictured is Orgeron’s War Kitten, sponsored by Capital One.

Also: Orson, I’m saddened by your failure to grasp basic traits of plastic explosives. All that time in the Third World and you try to tell me that burning C4 will explode my swamp shanty? Even Ed knows that C4 needs pressure and high heat (usually from a priming explosive) to MAKKA DA BIGGABOOM.

By: Burritobrisshits

Burritobrisshits — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:16:53 +0000

That is a million different kinds of awesome. Everyone should have a Yule log full of plastic explosives. When the chipmunks rise and take humanity, da coacho will lead us to salvation.