A VERY ORGERON CHRISTMAS
PACK UP DEMMA TASTY FLATMEETZ
STUFF MAH STOCKING WITH JERKY
ISSA CHRISSMAS WITH DA ORG’RON
AINNA FINAH PLACE TO BEEEEE….
POUR DA KEROSENE IN THE LANTAHN
AND DEN SOME IN MA CUP
ITA CHRISTMAS IN DA BAYOUUUU
TURN DAT ZYDECO UP
PAPA NOEL BRING MEA SHOTGUN
FILLED WIFFA BRANDNEWSHELLS
BRING ME ALL DEM REKROOTSZ
WHO RUNNAFASTA HELL
PAPA NOEL BRING DA REDBULL
THAT GIVEAWINGS TO FLY
RIDE YOU MAGIC GATAHZ
TO ORG’RON HOUSE TONIIIIGHT
GONE FIXA HEAPA CRAWDAD
DONT TAKE DEMMA TURDLINE OUT!
THAT TURDLINE COMEFROMMA NATURE
DONNATHROW THAT GOODNESS OUT!
FIXA THIRTYPOUND A SNAPPAH
AND ANOTHER TENNA CHICKIN
PUTTA GATAH INNA FRYER
FOR THE GOODNESS FINGAH-LICKIN’
EATA HEAPA FOOD AND BEVRAGE
DRINKA KEROSENE AND JUICE
WRESTLE ACHRISTMAS BEAR
WATCHA ORGERON GETTA LOOSE!!!
PILE DEM KIDDIES IN DA AIRBOAT
FORDA MIDNIGHT BAYOU RIDE
IF DEM KIDDIES BE REAL TOUGH
DEY NOT FALLOVAH DA SIDE!!!
LIGHT UP DAT OLE YOOLLOG
AND RUNNAWAY RIGHT QUICK!
DAT YOOLLOG FULLA C4
THAT YOOLOG HELLASICK!
DAT YOOLLOG MAKAH FIYAH
DAT FIYAH BE SO BRITE!
DA HOUSEMIGHT BE A-FLATTENED
BUT WE ALLBE WARMTONITE
A ROUNDA JINGLE BELLS
GLASSA KEROSENE AND YOU
MAH BLANKET MADEA MANHIDE
KEEP USSA HAPPY WHOLE NIGHT THRU
SO CHRISSMASS WIFFA ORG’RON
NO FINER WAY TO SAY
MERRAH CHRISSAMASSA FROM DA BAYOU:
LAISSEZ LES BON TEMPS ROULEZ!!!
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Signal to Noise says:
no words. in awe. 1,000 cocktails, plus some of the finest furs.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:06 pm
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tzubear says:
Not suprised TheOrgeron has a pet warbear.
nice work.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:07 pm
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Holly says:
…an’da WileBunche dirretaskut onna DBD.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:07 pm
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MaconDawg says:
Sometimes, there are scarcely words. This is one of those times.
Though I am a bit disappointed that you ripped off that first photo from the promo poster for The Chronicles of Orgeron: Da Bear, Da Gators and Da Koach Kiffykins.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:07 pm
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Counter Trap says:
The expression on the warbear is Les Miles’ expression when trying to manage the clock with two TO’s and a minute thirty-five to go, down by 21.
Coincidence? I think not.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:16 pm
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Burritobrisshits says:
That is a million different kinds of awesome. Everyone should have a Yule log full of plastic explosives. When the chipmunks rise and take humanity, da coacho will lead us to salvation.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:16 pm
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BJ says:
Not pictured is Orgeron’s War Kitten, sponsored by Capital One.
Also: Orson, I’m saddened by your failure to grasp basic traits of plastic explosives. All that time in the Third World and you try to tell me that burning C4 will explode my swamp shanty? Even Ed knows that C4 needs pressure and high heat (usually from a priming explosive) to MAKKA DA BIGGABOOM.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:34 pm
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dirt sandwich says:
Merry Christmas on that ass.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:38 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
BJ:
We are disappointed you wouldn’t assume the layers of the yule log of Orgeron would contain said priming explosive.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
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Russ says:
Excellent work! Always good to hear from the Orgeron.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
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TideDruid says:
Translating that into english made my head go boom. Bye head!
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
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dawgaddict says:
anyone see the $17mil christmas present GaTech bought their alumni?
http://www.gtalumni.org/media/flash/2008-holiday-card/index.html
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:13 pm
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Harris says:
Oh, goddamn, son. That shit is Hee-Haw funny.
@TideDruid: You’ll know you’ve mastered it when you no longer have to translate.
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:14 pm
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General Disarray says:
GONE FIXA HEAPA CRAWDAD
DONT TAKE DEMMA TURDLINE OUT!
THAT TURDLINE COMEFROMMA NATURE
DONNATHROW THAT GOODNESS OUT!
Damn straight Son!! Little mud in tha roux make it taste mo betta!
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:32 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
Goodtahava mah namesake backinna collitch futbawl
Hereafter, kerosene & corn likker is to be called a VolOrgeron.
HOLLAHPOSSUMHOLLAH!!!
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:57 pm
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Golden Hand says:
@hitdawg #12: Worth every red cent.
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:57 pm
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NRBQ says:
#12
All I saw there was a douche wearing a bee-head.
December 23rd, 2008 at 5:30 pm
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wheatbarley says:
uneffenbelievable
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:21 pm
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JD says:
Holy shit, that was amazing.
The best part is that the poem actually rhymes.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:36 pm
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Magic Hobo says:
Fantastic. A thousand kerosene cocktails to you, good sir. Also, meat tree. Excellent idea for next year.
December 24th, 2008 at 2:21 am