EDSBS LIVE! IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE EDITION

by Orson on Dec 22, 2008 4:47 PM EST

EDSBS LIVE! It's on like Sean Connery's amazing man-jumper, which we're trying to find a replica of to wear at the new improved Fontainebleu in order to re-enact key scenes from Goldfinger during our trip to Miami.

Time: 8 p.m. EDT. Where: Click below to listen. What: Man talk, sweetie, particularly about les bowls.

Hear you then.

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I don’t think that even Chuck Norris could pull off kicking it in the man-jumper the way Orson does…. Magfuckingnificent.

by skinnyphatman on Dec 22, 2008 5:00 PM EST reply actions

Oh, LSUfreek. What it must be like to have five testicles.

by Run Up The Score on Dec 22, 2008 5:12 PM EST reply actions

Blondes Dept:

I thought TCOAN was a brunette. (Much too smart to be a blonde, bottle or natural).

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Dec 22, 2008 5:16 PM EST reply actions

Dammit, I’ll never watch Goldfinger the same way again. Which is to say, now with my hands over my eyes.

by DC Trojan on Dec 22, 2008 5:21 PM EST reply actions

Yes the new Fountainbleu is awesome, but it has no charm from the 50s or 60s when Miami was the gateway to Havana and Vegas hadn’t become Vegas yet. Its all modernized and Connery wouldn’t come near it. Young high profile rappers and movie stars of today, however, will likely be there.

by chaimy4life on Dec 22, 2008 5:24 PM EST reply actions

Wait, there’s no bowl game on tonight?!

FUCK YOU, TV!

by Rival on Dec 22, 2008 7:22 PM EST reply actions

Still can’t get it to work. Maybe in 2009.

Happy Everything to everybody, ever.

by etsuVol on Dec 22, 2008 8:49 PM EST reply actions

You mean the man-jumper isn’t the blonde on the chaise?

by NRBQ on Dec 22, 2008 9:21 PM EST reply actions

SKLM – TCOAN is brunette, you are right. Although, carving her name into something for fun is not entirely out of character.

by that 5.0 guy on Dec 22, 2008 10:29 PM EST reply actions

I highly doubt the Miami Beach police would look kindly upon that outfit, Mr. Swindle.

by Raider Red on Dec 22, 2008 10:58 PM EST reply actions

Been there, done that although I recommend the Art Deco District…

Watch for the Stoops clone fans. Same haircut, shirt and visor, it’s hilarious…

A game day tip, hang 55 on the Okies it makes it easier to find your car after the game…

by Samsson on Dec 23, 2008 1:32 AM EST reply actions

Shame TCOAN wouldn’t wait for you to change into your mackin’ outfit. Still, missed threesome aside, very kind of her to have the girl warmed up for you. I’d let MY woman go first…

by Dr. HELL YES on Dec 23, 2008 1:45 AM EST reply actions

Ah… Goldfinger! Probably the 2d best Connery Bond after From Russia with Love.

Jill Masterson, on the other hand, has to be one of the hottest Bond Girls of all time. It’s a shame she had to go so early. Why couldn’t have Auric spray painted Lilly instead?

sigh

by Gen. Stoopnagle on Dec 23, 2008 11:42 AM EST reply actions