BOWL PREVIEW PREVIEWS: NEW ORLEANS BOWL
IN A WORLD beyond sobriety…
Two Supreme Court Justices are assassinated…
One reporter is on the run…
And really, no one cares, because TWO FOR ONE SAZERACS WOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1
DUJUAN HARRIS: But….but….we were ordered to beat the Ragin’ Cajuns!
DAMION FLETCHER: Just like we were!! It’s all part of their plan, don’t you see??
DUJUAN HARRIS:…..
DAMION FLETCHER: I dunno, something to do with oil. What the shit is a Sun Belt?
DUJUAN HARRIS: You got me. Holy fuck, did that sign say “Free Titties”?
This Monday…..we’re calling in drunk. All of us. The New Orleans Bowl. Opens at 8:15, December 21st on ESPN.
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Harris says:
I must find this girl and make her my wife. Her two friends can come too.
December 21st, 2008 at 12:04 am
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dawgaddict says:
low standards much, Harris?
she may pass the test in Gainesville, where fake tittays make people overlook your busted grill and fugly….wait wait wait…
she passes the test in N’awlins too.
sorry for distracting from the tittays.
and dammit, BYU, Fresno, Navy.
ya’ll really f’ed up my bracket.
lamers.
December 21st, 2008 at 12:25 am
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
She’s cute, but my well trained eye tells me:
“They are real. Center pieces are saucer sized. Ass is a little on the big side, and by the time she’s 30, she’ll be the perfect “before” photo”
December 21st, 2008 at 12:39 am
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TheGreatShocka says:
More empirical evidence that darkness is a man’s best friend, as it makes the sense of touch paramount.
I’d give them a good head-butt.
December 21st, 2008 at 1:21 am
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DC Trojan says:
There’s a joke in here somewhere about double sazeracs and double-sized racks but the prospect of both has left me befuddled.
December 21st, 2008 at 1:42 am
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JD says:
I’d love to know what Orson typed into Google in order to get that picture back.
December 21st, 2008 at 1:57 am
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Spooky Juice says:
JD….i’m pretty sure he typed in
“ashamed father”
December 21st, 2008 at 2:08 am
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
“Spooky Juice”
….a round of drinks on me for having a blog name that made me spit my drink out, laugh out loud, and say it…all at the same time.
December 21st, 2008 at 3:29 am
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poguemahone says:
The Internet: Where Neckbeards and Beerguts alike can come together and criticize women who probably wouldn’t give them a second glance in real life
December 21st, 2008 at 3:32 am
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
I’ll be damned. I learned something tonight during my insomnia. Never have I heard the term “neckbeard”, but thanks to poguemahone and google, I’ve added a new weapon to my vocabulary arsenal.
Thanks!
December 21st, 2008 at 3:49 am
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Gen. Stoopnagle says:
Don’t forget the married dudes, too!
December 21st, 2008 at 10:13 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Holly found those. Just more reason for you savages to worship her, because a woman who will post boobs to appease the masses is a rare and special thing indeed.
December 21st, 2008 at 12:01 pm
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kleph says:
Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?
December 21st, 2008 at 1:13 pm
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me' kooh says:
Is this some kind of weird kareoke thing? Or, judging from the tiaras, it,s always mardi gras somewhere.
December 21st, 2008 at 4:44 pm
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poguemahone says:
I actually found the fact that she mspainted “tittays” on something more appealing than the posting of boobage.
December 21st, 2008 at 6:39 pm
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General Disarray says:
But it’s GREAT boobage!!!!
December 21st, 2008 at 9:48 pm
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Tyrone Prothro's Broken Leg says:
ALL YOUR LEG ARE BELONG TO US
http://img369.imageshack.us/my.php?image=8d67740efe81edfe7f758c2cb9.jpg
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:26 am