BOWL PREVIEW PREVIEWS: NEW ORLEANS BOWL

by Holly Anderson on Dec 20, 2008 11:45 PM EST

IN A WORLD beyond sobriety...

Two Supreme Court Justices are assassinated...

One reporter is on the run...

And really, no one cares, because TWO FOR ONE SAZERACS WOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1

DUJUAN HARRIS: But....but....we were ordered to beat the Ragin' Cajuns!
DAMION FLETCHER: Just like we were!! It's all part of their plan, don't you see??
DUJUAN HARRIS:.....
DAMION FLETCHER: I dunno, something to do with oil. What the shit is a Sun Belt?
DUJUAN HARRIS: You got me. Holy fuck, did that sign say "Free Titties"?

This Monday.....we're calling in drunk. All of us. The New Orleans Bowl. Opens at 8:15, December 21st on ESPN.

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I must find this girl and make her my wife. Her two friends can come too.

by Harris on Dec 21, 2008 12:04 AM EST reply actions

low standards much, Harris?
she may pass the test in Gainesville, where fake tittays make people overlook your busted grill and fugly….wait wait wait…
she passes the test in N’awlins too.
sorry for distracting from the tittays.

and dammit, BYU, Fresno, Navy.
ya’ll really f’ed up my bracket.
lamers.

by dawgaddict on Dec 21, 2008 12:25 AM EST reply actions

She’s cute, but my well trained eye tells me:

“They are real. Center pieces are saucer sized. Ass is a little on the big side, and by the time she’s 30, she’ll be the perfect “before” photo"

by Mich-Placed Gator on Dec 21, 2008 12:39 AM EST reply actions

More empirical evidence that darkness is a man’s best friend, as it makes the sense of touch paramount.

I’d give them a good head-butt.

by TheGreatShocka on Dec 21, 2008 1:21 AM EST reply actions

There’s a joke in here somewhere about double sazeracs and double-sized racks but the prospect of both has left me befuddled.

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2008 1:42 AM EST reply actions

I’d love to know what Orson typed into Google in order to get that picture back.

by JD on Dec 21, 2008 1:57 AM EST reply actions

JD….i’m pretty sure he typed in

“ashamed father”

by Spooky Juice on Dec 21, 2008 2:08 AM EST reply actions

“Spooky Juice”

….a round of drinks on me for having a blog name that made me spit my drink out, laugh out loud, and say it…all at the same time.

by Mich-Placed Gator on Dec 21, 2008 3:29 AM EST reply actions

The Internet: Where Neckbeards and Beerguts alike can come together and criticize women who probably wouldn’t give them a second glance in real life

by poguemahone on Dec 21, 2008 3:32 AM EST reply actions

I’ll be damned. I learned something tonight during my insomnia. Never have I heard the term “neckbeard”, but thanks to poguemahone and google, I’ve added a new weapon to my vocabulary arsenal.

Thanks!

by Mich-Placed Gator on Dec 21, 2008 3:49 AM EST reply actions

Don’t forget the married dudes, too!

by Gen. Stoopnagle on Dec 21, 2008 10:13 AM EST reply actions

Holly found those. Just more reason for you savages to worship her, because a woman who will post boobs to appease the masses is a rare and special thing indeed.

by Orson Swindle on Dec 21, 2008 12:01 PM EST reply actions