IN A WORLD beyond sobriety...
Two Supreme Court Justices are assassinated...
One reporter is on the run...
And really, no one cares, because TWO FOR ONE SAZERACS WOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1
DUJUAN HARRIS: But....but....we were ordered to beat the Ragin' Cajuns!
DAMION FLETCHER: Just like we were!! It's all part of their plan, don't you see??
DUJUAN HARRIS:.....
DAMION FLETCHER: I dunno, something to do with oil. What the shit is a Sun Belt?
DUJUAN HARRIS: You got me. Holy fuck, did that sign say "Free Titties"?
This Monday.....we're calling in drunk. All of us. The New Orleans Bowl. Opens at 8:15, December 21st on ESPN.
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