TERRY BOWDEN, CYCLOLNE?
We’re attempting to do about seventy different things at once this morning–packing, filing a column, various bureaucratic tasks of a a nature so mundane they don’t bear specifying, dissolving bones in lye huh?–that we almost didn’t notice this:
(Note: Read in Foghorn Leghorn voice for maximum effect.)
If Iowa State fans are buzzing about ex-Tennessee coach Phil Fulmer, Bobby Bowden asked, then why not another former coach who built up a winner in the Southeastern Conference? Why not his son, Terry?
“The thing about it,” the Florida State football coach told The Des Moines Register on Thursday afternoon, “is that even though he hasn’t been coaching in the last eight or nine years, he’s still been (covering) ballgames every Saturday and he sees what people are doing and knows what the trends are and he’s kept up with it. Being out of (the profession) for so long, everybody’s scared of him, (but) it’s not because he’s lost any of his knowledge of the game.”

Look. He wore a tie and everything.
It is STUNNING that Bobby Bowden, when discussing a coaching vacancy, would suggest one of his sons. He has three unemployed football coaching sons to suggest, so perhaps Terry seemed the most needy at the moment, but it is hard to evaluate Bowden’s midnight departure from Auburn in the same light now that we’ve watched Auburn’s failed 2003 putsch of Tuberville and his chaotic ouster this year. It simply doesn’t seem as insane as it once did to suggest that Bowden–who actually won games at Auburn and, like Tuberville, got the axe after one bad season–might deserve another shot.
It is Friday, because we are agreeing with Bobby Bowden, and surely hallucinating from lack of sleep. Where’s our afghan? And our comforting mid-morning pudding? (HT: OPS.)









1
KYGator says:
The real question is why was Bobby talking to the Des Moines paper in the first place? There’s no way they call him, so he must have contacted the paper just to stump for one of his kids. And what does Terry think about this? You know he wants a job, and Iowa State getting a fired Auburn coach would be ironic, but could he possibly appreciate the smell of desperation and urine that Bobby’s putting out there?
December 19th, 2008 at 11:39 am
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Kecalf Bailey says:
Is the NCAA coaching game turning into the pros?
By that I mean, is it getting to a point where all you have to do is get one coaching job and you are automatically qualified for any coaching job, regardless. I get tired of seeing re-tread coaches come up for for jobs that obviously need a CHANGE (not to get all Barack or anything).
If you look at the caoches that have had the most impact and done the most with the least amount of talent over the past few years, I would bet that most of them are doing something a tad bit outside the box .
Urban Meyer, Mike Leach, and this year Paul Johnson all come to mind.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:40 am
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Kecalf Bailey says:
I know Urban has talent galore at Florida, but he turned had success at BGSU and Utah before.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:42 am
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TideDruid says:
short people got…. no reason….
December 19th, 2008 at 11:51 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
I can’t wait to order a Bowden Nickel.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:52 am
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Ian says:
If you’re Terry Bowden right now, do you feel like a miserable, pathetic human being for needing your father to publicly campaign for you to get a job, but not just any job, an absolutely pitiful excuse for a head coaching job? Isn’t this the college football coaching equivalent of letting your mom set you up on a blind date with the “nice girl” she sees every Wednesday at her bingo games?
December 19th, 2008 at 11:56 am
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OllieGator says:
Orson, you sure you aren’t still suffering from last weekend’s illness? Agreeing with Coach Bowden on anything, well, except his form of “disipline”, could lead to premature bouts of “misremembering”.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:59 am
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LL says:
“cycLOLne”
Brilliant!
December 19th, 2008 at 11:59 am
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karlhungus12 says:
Terry Bowden was fired from AU for many reasons, and none of them were because he had one bad year. He had stocked the roster with criminals. Even worse, criminals who could not play football.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
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Tater Salad says:
@9:
Wasn’t there also something about a rumored affair with a relative of Bobby Lowder?
@ Tide Druid:
Short people got, no reason to live…
I actually saw Tater Tot in ATL for the SECCG. He is actually shorter, somehow, in person…
December 19th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
karlhungus–
That may be true, but from an outsider’s perspective: why would one believe anything said about the reasons for the firing of an Auburn coach now?
December 19th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
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RIP Logan Young says:
Posted without comment:
Bowden:
1993 11-0 8-0
1994 9-1-1 6-1-1
1995 8-4 5-3
1996 8-4 4-4
1997 10-3 6-2
1998 1-5^ 1-4^ (fired mid-season)
Auburn: 47-17-1 30-14-1
Winning percentage for Bowden: .723.
Dye:
1981 5-6-0 2-4-0
1982 9-3-0 4-2-0
1983 11-1-0 6-0-0
1984 9-4-0 4-2-0
1985 8-4-0 3-3-0
1986 10-2-0 4-2-0
1987 9-1-2 5-0-1
1988 10-2-0 6-1-0
1989 10-2-0 6-1-0
1990 8-3-1 4-2-1
1991 5-6-0 2-5-0
1992 5-5-1 2-5-1
Auburn: 99-39-4
Winning percentage for Dye: .697.
Tuberville:
1999 56 26
2000 94 63
2001 75 53
2002 94 53
2003 85 53
2004 130 90
2005 93 71
2006 112 62
2007 94 53
2008 57 26
Auburn: 8540 5230
Winning percentage for Tuberville: .680.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
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karlhungus12 says:
I am not sure about the affair thing, but I have heard that as well. Like I said, there were lots of reasons.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
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Doug says:
Terry Bowden should go to Iowa State, where he can hire Tommy as his offensive coordinator (remember, he did great things under Terry at Auburn!) and Jeff as his DC. Yes, I know Jeff’s background is in OCing as well, but if there’s anyone in that family who’s figured out a sure-fire way to keep teams from scoring, it’s Jeffy.
They could be like the 2nd-Gen Bowden Family Mafia, wreaking havoc and revenge on a college-football world that mocked and disrespected them. Do not taunt the Bowden Cyclone!
December 19th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
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RIP Logan Young says:
@10,
See #11.
@11,
Yep.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
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Teddy Dupay says:
“Being out of (the profession) for so long, everybodys scared of him, (but) its not because hes lost any of his knowledge of the game.
So everyone is scared of him because he melts opponents minds from the sidelines, cuz he’s hung like Reggie f’n Nelson and coming for our wives/daughters, cause he reminds everyone it’s “time to make the doughnuts?”
December 19th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
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TommyTerryTodd says:
#5 – Terry Bowden is only available in Pennies
December 19th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
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www.southbendblarney.com says:
I’ve been out of the advertising industry for 8 or 9 years, but I still read Advertising Age-so let me back in!
December 19th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
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GoneGator says:
Bowden’s been pitching Terry for the last several years for any job that comes open. Of course, the fact that Terry was living with his Dad during the 2007 season may have something to do with it. The Bowden brand name is down there with the Bush-brand name at this point. 2nd all-time winningest coach and still radioactive.
Bubba Spurrier is still current with USC running the 1988 Duke offense, though, and would be a great candidiate for Ames.
December 19th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
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sb says:
Isn’t the name “Bowden” radioactive at this point? I mean, all of ‘em are anathema…even Blobby, but he just doesn’t know it yet and no one at reFSU has the balls to tell him…except for an ex-girlfriend of mine…she asked Bowden when he was gonna retire and he said he can work there as long as he doesn’t have to drive there! Two younger guys with him started walking him away really quickly…
I really thought that was funny…Weekend At Bernie’s-style.
December 19th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
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Counter Trap says:
Terry Bowden is the best munchkin-voiced coaching talent available. The best.
“Follow the yellow brick road.”
December 19th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
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me says:
If Bowden failed at ISU who would notice?
December 19th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
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Michael Bynum says:
Ahhh! You forgot one little thing. Terry’s recruiting left a lot to be desired. The level of talent he brought to Auburn decreased every year. In the opening game of 98, we played Virginia and lost. We lost because there wasn’t any game plan. We were clueless. As 1998 went on and the losses piled up, things did not go well and Coach Bowden bailed out mid season. I’ve never forgiven him for that.
War Eagle!
December 20th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
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Dr. Ed phdxyz says:
Terry came into a friend of mine’s bar , Harry’s Bar , it was a real dive. He seemed like a real nice guy, we swapped a few rounds of beer and BSed about everything except football. He would stop in occasionally, I can’t say anything bad about the guy. He was just like one of the guys when I was around him. But, who knows.
December 21st, 2008 at 5:40 am
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John In Huntsville says:
9 and 23,
Nice spin, but Terry was never in charge of recruiting at Auburn. Pat Dye, Wayne Hall and Joe Whitt ran the pay-for-play machine until Tubby forced them out in 04.
This same machine is being reinstalled under Chizik. Look for Auburn to beef up their talent level in the coming years.
December 21st, 2008 at 5:34 pm