PAUL JOHNSON GOT A MICROWAVE, TWO BRICKS AT A TIME

PJ apparently negotiated higher salaries for his assistants too.

What’s that work out to, something like $5,679 per yard they racked up on the ground against the leg-humpers?

Nice work if you can get it.

So, basically, Georgia Tech Weissed him?

I question the long-term wisdom, but Johnson seems like a decent guy, and I don’t begrudge him a dime.

After Dec. 30th Paul Johnson will have just as many SEC wins as Les Miles. And we saved millions in the process. That’s efficiency.

DG—A proper Weis’ing would include a 20 mil buyout.

They did Weis him, but it’s a better bet because, unlike Weis, the Grounded One has also succeeded as H.C. of the U.S.N.A.

Johnson owes WIllie Martinez and Reshad Jones a big, fat Christmas bonus check from that payout.

It’s only fair.

Tech Fans for Donnan

um strike that..

Tech Fans for Martinez, and Jones in 2018…

Additionally…I’m not sure we have that kind of money.

Wonder what program we’re cutting to pay this??

though it’s not like we’ll ever have to worry about Title IX.

3 to 1 and half of them are queer….

No. 7

As soon as Reggie gets his check, Willie’s and Reshad’s will be in the mail.

Not really a Weising, he was already on a 7 year deal, so this only extended by 1 year. It did bump his salary up a good bit for the remaining 6 years of the original deal.

Usually you have to work pretty hard to score a raise at your job. At least harder than beating UGA this year. That was like surfing the interwebs all day.

Charlie Weis doesn’t have time for this bullshit.

No, no, no.

Passing for less than 20 yards per attempt is for little girls.

Not technically a Weising, since it only extends his current contract by a year.

Look, it’s been a fabulous season in retrospect, and I’m glad that PJ is getting rewarded for it. We were picked almost consensus to finish in the bottom 3 in the ACC, instead, we get the UGA streak over in what was supposed to be Georgia’s dream season and we’re one helmet-to-helmet call and a fumble on the 10 yrd line away from playing in the ACCCG with a trip to the Orange Bowl on the line.

That’s pretty damn good. GT is also sending a message to the rest of the ACC:

Yes, we DO want to be MIT on Sat – Friday and F$U on Saturday.

Er.. “Sun. – Friday”, stupid spell check.

When Paul Johnson went to school, he didnt go to recess….Why? Because he dont play.

And passing is for fags. When you pass, either you get your Qb sacked, or ya stop the clock. Time is money. Dont stop the money. Money waits for no one.

And can ya make the bonus in small, unmarked bills?

Tech really needed to find a way to pull out that ACC championship this year, and then the Sugar Bowl needed to find a way to get them in the game vs Bama (let’s face it, Utah/Cinci is way more appropriate than either of the games we’re getting).

It’d be just like going back to the 20’s and 30’s. There probably wouldn’t be 10 passes thrown between both teams. Just imagine the hitting. Hell, CERN could scrap the supercollider, just put sensors around the Superdome.

ARRGGGHHHH… Damn you BCS!!!

Orson — I believe St. Bobby makes $2.4M a year. I expect PJ will make more than that in 2009 due to incentive bonuses though.

@18 — Bama vs. GT would be bad for my marriage. But good for football. Be nice to get a matchup before the slated 2013-14 series.

More like…

“M’on back! M’on back! M’on back!”

That’s how you tell people to back up in the south.

techie @ #15…are you making the same mistake your cross-state rivals made after beating Florida last year? They were absolutely certain that their 17 years of futility against the Gators had concluded with a cheesy, illegal display of feminine emotion in the endzone after a simple touchdown. Their dreams of glory and the end of Gator-caused strife was dramatically premature. I am not saying you haven’t turned the battleship…I’m just saying next year isn’t this year…just sayin’. Good luck.

See, y’all don’t unnerstand. Paul Johnson is the future of football. All that forward pass stuff – Paul will do that when he gets an offensive line and a throwin’ QB. But football isn’t about what play you run; it’s about knockin’ mofos dicks in the dirt. That’s worth more money than the Federal Reserve can print.