PAUL JOHNSON GOT A MICROWAVE, TWO BRICKS AT A TIME

We refer not to the street pharmaceutical bricks, but to bricks of gold, which we're certainly hoping Paul Johnson isn't putting in microwaves, because unless you have a high-speed camera behind a blast shield of some sort that won't end well at all. ("Time Warp:" now on Discovery just to admit that after 9:00, 30 percent of the viewing audience is high as fuck and looking for mindblow.)

Johnson took one season at Tech--albeit a 9-3 season in year one with someone else's personnel--and was granted a seven year, $17.7 million contract paying $2.3 million in 2009. The deal makes Paul Johnson the highest paid coach in the ACC, which means he would be the seventh highest paid coach in the SEC. (See here; Kiffykins is allegedly being paid 2.35 mil in year one, and the rank for Johnson as a hypothetical SEC coach on this scale could fall depending on how many GIGGITYbucks they threw Houston Nutt's way in his contract renegotiations.)

The lesson? Beating Georgia is profitable, and as always, passing more than 15 times in a game is for little girls.


Back that truck up. No, just a little further. No, just a little more...

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Every Day Should Be Saturday

You must be a member of Every Day Should Be Saturday to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Every Day Should Be Saturday. You should read them.

Join Every Day Should Be Saturday

You must be a member of Every Day Should Be Saturday to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Every Day Should Be Saturday. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker