OKLAHOMA BOY UP IN THIS OOOOHHHHH

The craptacularity of this actually makes me feel a little better about the GTG’s.

… oh, who am I kidding, no it doesn’t.

I believe that the sample is from “Apple Bottom Jeans.”

I would like to thank 95.5 Beat for helping me to make this terrible comment.

The scary part is they finished recording this and thought “WOW! That’s awesome! We are rappers! WOO!”

This definitely goes in the CONS column on the Is the Internet a Good Thing? list.

Sammy had them bangin Bama bangs(bangs)
Hair needs a trim(needs a trim)
Brandon Spikes was lookin at him
He tried to drop back [He tried to drop back]
Like a heart attack
Sammy got sacked sacked sacked sacked sacked

I’m just patiently await the day Gators utterly crush the shit out of OU. As a Texas Alum, I would much prefer to hear the crap about the supremacy of the SEC over OU

Ohhhh…..that was EXQUISITELY bad…….You don’t have a link to the Jonas Brothers covering Lou Reed, by any chance…..

Mr. J-Way? Will Smith is on line 2, sir. He wants his flow back….

Next up, “Hamstring-less” by Kanye West ft. Demarco Murray!

A song about someone who looks like he has a mental disorder by someone who sounds like he has a mental disorder.

/waiting for lightning bolt to strike.

It be better if there were more references to murdering white people – Josh Jarboe

Wow that really did not need to happen.

Do I win something for making it through an entire 34 seconds?

Mashup with Tim Tebow song?

agreed. tim tebow rap kicks bradford rap’s ass. check it out. timtebowsong.com

my hope is that the entire gator contingent can learn the ‘heisman dance’ that guy in the background (who is apparently too cheap to upgrade the 1996 wal-mart wuerffel jersey) does in time for the bcs title game. it’d be like the teen wolf dance, except with 50,000 people instead of 50. we’re never going to shed the jort thing. might as well run with the image with florida style Ess-EEE-See speed.

Actually the name of the song is “Low.” As in, OU’s point total gon’ be low low low low low low low low

BOOMER!!!

That was terrible. I made it to the one minute mark. I want that minute of my life back. You stole a minute of my life EDSBS!

Breaking News:
Terrence Cody is coming back for his Senior Year!
Centers across the SEC are transferring as we speak…..
And, I agree…..OU score will be low low low low

wow. weak.

If my brothers here in Motown were to hear that, race cards would be revoked.

Please hang 7000 points on OU for being associated with this exceedingly lame attempt to keep it real.

@MPP- You’d think he’d go for the money. At his position I think that it would have benefited him. But it’ll be great to see him back raising hell in the trenches.

strike my last comment from the record. Race cards will not need to be revoked….

….and this link explains a lot. EDSBS readers, I present to you the tool behind this masterpiece:

http://www.youtube.com/user/JWayShox

Yeh its hard raise the Malcolm Jenkins freestyle with the Harry Carey dude remix beat….this is pretty tight….nice foggin up the camera action, then rubbin it off….anything less than this is wi-wi-wi-whack…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE6qX49asVA

the wife and i argued last night over which is more craptacular: this song or the tebow rap

her argument was that at least the OU guys actually put some ryhmes together – she also found the tebow rappers hard to look at, especially the dancer

i, on the other hand, docked points from the OU guys for not having a video, and tried to explain that dancing blue jersey tebow guy is what makes the internets beautiful

tough call.

RockyTop85…that must be the moment of truth…cause I, too, made it through exactly 34 seconds.

Unreal.

BOOMER!

I listened to this entire thing, and I’m asking myself at what point did anyone who listened to this think “Yeah, this sounds good. Let’s put it on the internet.” It’s like survivor’s guilt or something – I feel bad that nobody stopped this from happening. The rhymes are awful, there is no sense of flow, but it is cool how they let Stephen Hawking sing a little bit.

The Tebow rap dominates this one. It’s so smooth, yet deliciously Florida, though it doesn’t pretend to be anything else (I would actually bet it actively tries to be so Florida). And how can you say the Lady Lake Boyz don’t rhyme? “Skybox all the way down to the Swamp / Everybody ready for the Gator chomp.” That’s classic.

By the way, 22, your research is very revealing.