Who’s that guy screaming into my tight Sam Bradford rap? We tryin’ to spit some fire here. Hold on, lemme get that tight “Get Low” sample in here.
[crackle]OF THE YEAR!![/crackle]
DAMMIT!!! I’m trying to spit game! Where the hell’z that comin’ from?
They’ll never see that “Throw” and “Sco’” rhyme comin’. It’ll go BAM!!! like Jason White’s knee. Either of them, mayun.
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gosouthgohard says:
The craptacularity of this actually makes me feel a little better about the GTG’s.
December 18th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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gosouthgohard says:
… oh, who am I kidding, no it doesn’t.
December 18th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
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Raleigh Urbain says:
I believe that the sample is from “Apple Bottom Jeans.”
I would like to thank 95.5 Beat for helping me to make this terrible comment.
December 18th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
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The Bull Gator says:
The scary part is they finished recording this and thought “WOW! That’s awesome! We are rappers! WOO!”
This definitely goes in the CONS column on the Is the Internet a Good Thing? list.
December 18th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
Sammy had them bangin Bama bangs(bangs)
Hair needs a trim(needs a trim)
Brandon Spikes was lookin at him
He tried to drop back [He tried to drop back]
Like a heart attack
Sammy got sacked sacked sacked sacked sacked
December 18th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
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Anselm says:
I’m just patiently await the day Gators utterly crush the shit out of OU. As a Texas Alum, I would much prefer to hear the crap about the supremacy of the SEC over OU
December 18th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
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austin dave says:
Ohhhh…..that was EXQUISITELY bad…….You don’t have a link to the Jonas Brothers covering Lou Reed, by any chance…..
December 18th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
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Snowden says:
Mr. J-Way? Will Smith is on line 2, sir. He wants his flow back….
——–
Next up, “Hamstring-less” by Kanye West ft. Demarco Murray!
December 18th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
A song about someone who looks like he has a mental disorder by someone who sounds like he has a mental disorder.
/waiting for lightning bolt to strike.
December 18th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
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Tbone Stallone says:
It be better if there were more references to murdering white people – Josh Jarboe
December 18th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
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TJ says:
Wow that really did not need to happen.
December 18th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
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Rockytop85 says:
Do I win something for making it through an entire 34 seconds?
December 18th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
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BradyQuinnMedicineWoman says:
Mashup with Tim Tebow song?
December 18th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
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Claws says:
agreed. tim tebow rap kicks bradford rap’s ass. check it out. timtebowsong.com
my hope is that the entire gator contingent can learn the ‘heisman dance’ that guy in the background (who is apparently too cheap to upgrade the 1996 wal-mart wuerffel jersey) does in time for the bcs title game. it’d be like the teen wolf dance, except with 50,000 people instead of 50. we’re never going to shed the jort thing. might as well run with the image with florida style Ess-EEE-See speed.
December 18th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
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Mike says:
Actually the name of the song is “Low.” As in, OU’s point total gon’ be low low low low low low low low
December 18th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
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Billy Sims says:
BOOMER!!!
December 18th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
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New Conservative says:
That was terrible. I made it to the one minute mark. I want that minute of my life back. You stole a minute of my life EDSBS!
December 18th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
Breaking News:
Terrence Cody is coming back for his Senior Year!
Centers across the SEC are transferring as we speak…..
And, I agree…..OU score will be low low low low
December 18th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
wow. weak.
If my brothers here in Motown were to hear that, race cards would be revoked.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:29 am
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Hokie Andrew says:
Please hang 7000 points on OU for being associated with this exceedingly lame attempt to keep it real.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:39 am
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BurritoBrosShits says:
@MPP- You’d think he’d go for the money. At his position I think that it would have benefited him. But it’ll be great to see him back raising hell in the trenches.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:59 am
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
strike my last comment from the record. Race cards will not need to be revoked….
….and this link explains a lot. EDSBS readers, I present to you the tool behind this masterpiece:
http://www.youtube.com/user/JWayShox
December 19th, 2008 at 1:52 am
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
Yeh its hard raise the Malcolm Jenkins freestyle with the Harry Carey dude remix beat….this is pretty tight….nice foggin up the camera action, then rubbin it off….anything less than this is wi-wi-wi-whack…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE6qX49asVA
December 19th, 2008 at 10:03 am
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okiedomer says:
the wife and i argued last night over which is more craptacular: this song or the tebow rap
her argument was that at least the OU guys actually put some ryhmes together – she also found the tebow rappers hard to look at, especially the dancer
i, on the other hand, docked points from the OU guys for not having a video, and tried to explain that dancing blue jersey tebow guy is what makes the internets beautiful
tough call.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:25 am
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zzgator says:
RockyTop85…that must be the moment of truth…cause I, too, made it through exactly 34 seconds.
Unreal.
BOOMER!
December 19th, 2008 at 10:49 am
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Poop says:
I listened to this entire thing, and I’m asking myself at what point did anyone who listened to this think “Yeah, this sounds good. Let’s put it on the internet.” It’s like survivor’s guilt or something – I feel bad that nobody stopped this from happening. The rhymes are awful, there is no sense of flow, but it is cool how they let Stephen Hawking sing a little bit.
The Tebow rap dominates this one. It’s so smooth, yet deliciously Florida, though it doesn’t pretend to be anything else (I would actually bet it actively tries to be so Florida). And how can you say the Lady Lake Boyz don’t rhyme? “Skybox all the way down to the Swamp / Everybody ready for the Gator chomp.” That’s classic.
By the way, 22, your research is very revealing.
December 19th, 2008 at 2:58 pm