MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: ROBERT DOWNEY, JR.
If you’re one of the huddled masses whose state has been taken over by the unstoppable Ice Nine outbreak gripping our nation, let the tropically thunderous sex of Robert Downey’s quality cowcatcher clear the way through the freezing snowbanks currently blocking you in your house.
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!










1
Irwin Fletcher says:
Downey never went full retard and he’s a better man for it.
December 17th, 2008 at 9:23 am
2
Noel Devine's Gold Teef says:
Never go full retard. Look at Sean Pen in “I am Sam.”
December 17th, 2008 at 9:30 am
3
intellidouche says:
When did Downey start making porn?
December 17th, 2008 at 9:40 am
4
Kecalf Bailey says:
#3
When he ran out of money to support his massive coke “habit.”
December 17th, 2008 at 9:41 am
5
PW says:
Dammit Orson, you gave Mel Kiper a guest column yesterday and now he refuses to leave.
December 17th, 2008 at 9:48 am
6
TrojanMan says:
Nice Vonnegut reference! He had a better mustache than RDJ, for the record.
December 17th, 2008 at 10:03 am
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BrooklynGator says:
Holy Weekend at Bernie’s
December 17th, 2008 at 10:06 am
8
Millon de Floss says:
Big deal.
When does Cheesecake Friday return?
December 17th, 2008 at 10:13 am
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rjsplow says:
I’m convinced Mr. Downey is a robot, because that’s really the only rational explanation for him to remain among the animate after the completely incomprehensible amounts of drugs he’s consumed.
December 17th, 2008 at 10:38 am
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mambajack says:
I don’t read the script. The script reads me!
or something like that.
December 17th, 2008 at 2:47 pm