MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: ROBERT DOWNEY, JR.
by Orson on Dec 17, 2008 9:13 AM EST
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PrintIf you're one of the huddled masses whose state has been taken over by the unstoppable Ice Nine outbreak gripping our nation, let the tropically thunderous sex of Robert Downey's quality cowcatcher clear the way through the freezing snowbanks currently blocking you in your house.
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
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Downey never went full retard and he’s a better man for it.
by Irwin Fletcher on Dec 17, 2008 9:23 AM EST reply actions
Never go full retard. Look at Sean Pen in “I am Sam.”
by Noel Devine's Gold Teef on Dec 17, 2008 9:30 AM EST reply actions
When he ran out of money to support his massive coke “habit.”
by Kecalf Bailey on Dec 17, 2008 9:41 AM EST reply actions
Dammit Orson, you gave Mel Kiper a guest column yesterday and now he refuses to leave.
by PW on Dec 17, 2008 9:48 AM EST reply actions
Nice Vonnegut reference! He had a better mustache than RDJ, for the record.
by TrojanMan on Dec 17, 2008 10:03 AM EST reply actions
Big deal.
When does Cheesecake Friday return?
by Millon de Floss on Dec 17, 2008 10:13 AM EST reply actions
I’m convinced Mr. Downey is a robot, because that’s really the only rational explanation for him to remain among the animate after the completely incomprehensible amounts of drugs he’s consumed.
by rjsplow on Dec 17, 2008 10:38 AM EST reply actions
I don’t read the script. The script reads me!
or something like that.
by mambajack on Dec 17, 2008 2:47 PM EST reply actions
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