YOUR VIEW: It sucks.

From the LA Times Best Sports Photos of 2008, which also features a great shot of Kahlil Bell making some dentist good money at a Fresno State player’s expense.

Tonight, we’ll go fifteen whole minutes before finishing. The flowers, the expensive dinner, the candles, the special–you’re not!—oh yeah, baby. The Isley Brothers. You might get your warm-up stroke on to something else, but tonight? We’re cranking out the firm tidal pelvic tsunami strong and steady to Groove With You. What we’re trying to say is: your triple-options are passion, love, and a contract extension that will put you in a trance of pleasure so intense it’ll knock you out to the Peach Bowl. You go 9-3 in year one and beat Georgia, and that’s just the kind of lovin’ you get.

The Hoff. Say no more. What can unite shot-chugging Arizona coeds and clipboard-carrying Mormons? Hasselhoff singing the national anthem.

Why not make it 30 years and save the effort? JoePa gets a three year extension. More on this, but consider this: Joe Pa has been at Penn State since the Korean War. In theory, JoePa’s lifespan as a football coach at one university could be longer than the entire existence of North Korea as a nation. Zombie coach versus zombie nation: GO! TO THE FINISH!!!

Octaroon power! Jay Jacobs responds in a most politically correct fashion to any and all questions about the hiring of Gene Chizik at Auburn. Did you know he lost his virginity on a pool table in a hot interracial scene? Us neither.