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1
WarDamnEagle says:
Three words, Swindle: fuck and yes.
December 15th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
2
zzgator says:
Ahhh…reminds of that day back in early 2002 when I was at the gym on the treadmill and saw “[Name Redacted] hired as new UF football coach” scroll across the bottom line…which prompted a quick….
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
December 15th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
3
burt says:
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/2874/motivator1064256ob1.jpg
December 15th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
4
Orson Swindle says:
It’s working again. But damn, Tigers. You brought down Finebaum.com. That’s anger manifested in bandwidth damage.
December 15th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
5
LSUFreek says:
I normally never listen to Saban’s minion, but you can catch him on WJOX right now:
http://radiotime.com/station/s_24253/Jox_945_FM.aspx
December 15th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
6
Anonymous IV says:
This Auburn thing is just so meshugganah. The schlemiels in charge are really making das Auburn Volk kvetch because they will now become a bunch of schlimazels.
December 15th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
7
Gen. Stoopnagle says:
Hey burt, you know he means business when he carries that hip holstered Blackberry to text the recruits. While in the shower?
December 15th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
8
TIGERinATL says:
Orson,
Now more than ever is your chance to let the true humanitarian in you. Given the famine in store for us Auburn fans, one of which is your own brother. Out of the goodness of your heart, please, please bring back Friday Cheesecake.
December 15th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
9
yoyofutbawl says:
This is so, so pleasing. I’m trying to think of something we’ve done at Starksville that matches it, and the only thing is Jackie castrating the bull.
However, we beat Tejas that week, so that’s out.
WAR CHIZIK!!!!!!!
December 15th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
10
hobeg8r says:
I always thought that it must be a great job to be one of troopers assigned to the head coach during a football game.
You know, watch the game a little from the 50-yd. line. Trot to the center of the field while the coach shakes hands with the opposing coach at the end of the game. Jog to the locker room. Repeat the following Saturday.
Now, I think the “Auburn” troopers are probably gonna demand combat pay (and flak jackets) now that it sounds as if they’re gonna have to “guard” Chizik from their own fans.
December 15th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
11
Jason says:
Dear Auburn:
Thank you. Your season is a Fail in a proportion seen only in the Old Testament, which I’ve read. My mere “Epic Fail” now seems like an afterthought.
Yours,
Mark Richt
December 15th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
12
drogue says:
Orson- I second @8, TIGERinATL’s motion to revive Friday Cheesecake.
Harrrrumph!
(I didn’t get a harrumph out of that guy)
December 15th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
13
BamaTaxMan says:
I LOVE the smell of schadenfreude in the morning…..smells like victory.
After ten years of stupidity – Dumbose, Fraud, Price, Shula – to have this year at Bama was fun. But watching your rival shoot itself in the foot repeatedly and for no good reason, well that’s priceless.
December 15th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
14
CapstoneAlum says:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/wire/chi-ap-fbc-iowastate-pollar,0,6815099.story
Iowa States AD kicks AU in the shins with the last line..
December 15th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
15
maomatt says:
I think Auburn’s hire sucks balls. It’s going to KILL Alabama’s strength of schedule on the BCS computers for years to come!
December 15th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
From the Auburn Christmas Vacation, and the fans reaction to Jay Jacobs hiring Gene Chizik:
Auburn Fans (shouting): “If this isn’t the biggest bag over the head, punch in the face I ever got! Gene Freakin Chizik????? Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Jay Jacobs right here. Tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Roosevelt Drive with all the other big shot boosters, and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy hell. Where’s the Tylenol?”
December 15th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
17
InsaneCoachPosse says:
so….based on what I read from the ‘Bama faithful… you guys would be devastated if a 5-19 guy beat you in the Iron Bowl next year…. yes?
just checking
December 15th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
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sh says:
Every time I read an article about Chizik, that little ad pops up that says “Gene Chizik IQ = 117. Are you smarter?” I always want to click it to see. But I know what the answer is already. I get paid 40k to have 7 years of post secondary ed, and end up losing money every time I go to Auburn. GC only won 5 games in the state of Arizona, and will be paid 2 mil to do the same thing in Alabama.
Oh well. There’s always Schadenfreude. Roll Tide.
December 15th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
#17
You are about 3 yrs away from being remotely close to SCORING on Alabama, much less beating us.
To me,the Auburn program looks like the Titanic, and as it sinks, they send the Hindenberg to the rescue….
and combine it with Groundhog Day, having to relive the hitting of the iceberg and the explosion of the Hindenberg, every Saturday, with no survivors…..you should have parked the Brinks truck at Butch Davis’ house….
December 16th, 2008 at 12:24 am