JOHN PARKER WILSON PASS INCOMPLETE: A BREAKDOWN
by Holly Anderson on Dec 15, 2008 4:27 PM EST
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It’s like the Family Circus comic strip…it’s always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck.
by PeteJayhawk on Dec 15, 2008 4:29 PM EST reply actions
(Clarification – not that this post sucks. On the contrary, it is very funny. But I was reminded of that great Family Circus quote. Apologies for any confusion)
by PeteJayhawk on Dec 15, 2008 4:30 PM EST reply actions
You forgot the part where he stares down Julio after JPW had run up the stairs, thru the pressbox, grabbed a shot from Uncle Verne, then took the elevator down and back out the opposite tunnel, just to one-hop the pass 15 yrds behind Julio coming across the middle, way behind the first down marker, even if he catches it….Thanks for being the record breaking role player….
Good luck with that hair….tell your mom Gary Danielson says hey.
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Dec 15, 2008 4:35 PM EST reply actions
Coulda sworn he ran past the Paul Mitchell store while in the mall…
by DrBundy on Dec 15, 2008 4:48 PM EST reply actions
This was just the first quarter dropback rodeo. That third quarter one wouldn’t fit on a computer screen.
by Holly on Dec 15, 2008 5:01 PM EST reply actions
The funniest part is that this was posted by a Tennessee fan. JPW was like Joe Montana compared to the collection of stiffs they rolled out at QB this year.
by Last Dragon on Dec 15, 2008 5:03 PM EST reply actions
Orson-
Didn’t you say last week you were going to be “done” with talking about this game?
I only say this because when I go to sleep at night, Tebow still haunts my dreams and you aren’t helping my REM cycle by re-hashing this game.
by haybeav on Dec 15, 2008 5:06 PM EST reply actions
And after all that, he still stared down Julio Jones in triple coverage, and one hopped it to him 10 yrds shy of the first down……The Best Role Player at QB that holds all the records…..wonder if he will get the homer nod for the Senior Bowl….
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Dec 15, 2008 5:08 PM EST reply actions
Oops. Nevermind. Just noticed holly posted this story.
In that case, the Vols are dumb.
by Haybeav on Dec 15, 2008 5:09 PM EST reply actions
Perhaps you were onto something with the Family Circus rant… is he throwing to a wide open “Not Me”?
by MaliBuckeye on Dec 15, 2008 5:14 PM EST reply actions
- - Senior Bowl…Check
http://www.rolltide.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/121408aaa.html
by MWS on Dec 15, 2008 5:14 PM EST reply actions
The funniest part is that this was posted by a Tennessee fan. JPW was like Joe Montana compared to the collection of stiffs they rolled out at QB this year.
Spectacular burn. Because I’ve never, ever, ever used this space to take shots at Tennessee quarterbacks. We are equal-opportunity haterade purveyors here, sir; buck up and take yours.
by Holly on Dec 15, 2008 5:14 PM EST reply actions
thats hilarious Roll Tide anyways…still love JPW though
by rollntider on Dec 15, 2008 5:26 PM EST reply actions
Ah, but for an untimely facemask penalty, what might have been.
And thus concludes my misty-eyedness over the JPW era. Note to crossing route receivers—put thy head on a swivel, work on your reflexes and invest in some things kevlar: McElroy awaits with Gabriel/Jawaorski/Croyle-esque lack of touch.
by Counter Trap on Dec 15, 2008 5:29 PM EST reply actions
Holly,
You couldn’t of had JPW roll thru his Mom’s bedroom while she was changing?
Every Holly I’ve ever known was HOTT! What gives?
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn53/zrdan/HollyWorld-1.jpg
by Mich-Placed Gator on Dec 15, 2008 5:33 PM EST reply actions
Does anyone else have Herp Alpert’s “Tijuana Taxi”* playing in their head whenever they watch JPW scramble?
by THETexasStateUniversity on Dec 15, 2008 5:35 PM EST reply actions
Laugh it up while you can. The PROCESS is unstoppable and even CYBERTYDE cannot escape assimilation.
by CrimsonCommodore on Dec 15, 2008 8:52 PM EST reply actions
so Holly…. after TN offered up itself as the SEC team even lower on the fail scale this season, cushioning Auburn’s fall… are you now enjoying a bit of schadenfreud as Auburn’s fail at hiring a HC makes Kiffykins signing on look like a good thing?
just wondering…
by InsaneCoachPosse on Dec 15, 2008 10:13 PM EST reply actions
“That’s popular music.”
“Where the hell’s the popular music in a ‘beep beep’?”
by Raider Red on Dec 15, 2008 11:43 PM EST reply actions
MCab…only if the diagram showed JPW walking slowly back to shake the hands of the lovely girls behind the counter at the Banana Republic…before continuing his scramble.
by zzgator on Dec 16, 2008 9:41 AM EST reply actions
dont’t worry, haybeav, its not gay if your man sex dreams are with tebow
by bamagreg on Dec 16, 2008 10:56 AM EST reply actions
An incomplete pass versus his sack-fumble special of yore? Nick Saban mocks the chick’s curious understanding of the footballs. Nick Saban sees your hipster irony and raises you a get in the kitchen and made me a ham sammich.
Check and mate.
by Nick Saban Stole Your Lunch Money on Dec 16, 2008 11:02 AM EST reply actions
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