(Clarification – not that this post sucks. On the contrary, it is very funny. But I was reminded of that great Family Circus quote. Apologies for any confusion)
You forgot the part where he stares down Julio after JPW had run up the stairs, thru the pressbox, grabbed a shot from Uncle Verne, then took the elevator down and back out the opposite tunnel, just to one-hop the pass 15 yrds behind Julio coming across the middle, way behind the first down marker, even if he catches it….Thanks for being the record breaking role player….
Good luck with that hair….tell your mom Gary Danielson says hey.
The funniest part is that this was posted by a Tennessee fan. JPW was like Joe Montana compared to the collection of stiffs they rolled out at QB this year.
And after all that, he still stared down Julio Jones in triple coverage, and one hopped it to him 10 yrds shy of the first down……The Best Role Player at QB that holds all the records…..wonder if he will get the homer nod for the Senior Bowl….
The funniest part is that this was posted by a Tennessee fan. JPW was like Joe Montana compared to the collection of stiffs they rolled out at QB this year.
Spectacular burn. Because I’ve never,ever,ever used this space to take shots at Tennessee quarterbacks. We are equal-opportunity haterade purveyors here, sir; buck up and take yours.
Ah, but for an untimely facemask penalty, what might have been.
And thus concludes my misty-eyedness over the JPW era. Note to crossing route receivers–put thy head on a swivel, work on your reflexes and invest in some things kevlar: McElroy awaits with Gabriel/Jawaorski/Croyle-esque lack of touch.
so Holly…. after TN offered up itself as the SEC team even lower on the fail scale this season, cushioning Auburn’s fall… are you now enjoying a bit of schadenfreud as Auburn’s fail at hiring a HC makes Kiffykins signing on look like a good thing?
MCab…only if the diagram showed JPW walking slowly back to shake the hands of the lovely girls behind the counter at the Banana Republic…before continuing his scramble.
An incomplete pass versus his sack-fumble special of yore? Nick Saban mocks the chick’s curious understanding of the footballs. Nick Saban sees your hipster irony and raises you a get in the kitchen and made me a ham sammich.
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PeteJayhawk says:
It’s like the Family Circus comic strip…it’s always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck.
December 15th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
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PeteJayhawk says:
(Clarification – not that this post sucks. On the contrary, it is very funny. But I was reminded of that great Family Circus quote. Apologies for any confusion)
December 15th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
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RollingTooooomer says:
Better than a sack!
December 15th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
You forgot the part where he stares down Julio after JPW had run up the stairs, thru the pressbox, grabbed a shot from Uncle Verne, then took the elevator down and back out the opposite tunnel, just to one-hop the pass 15 yrds behind Julio coming across the middle, way behind the first down marker, even if he catches it….Thanks for being the record breaking role player….
Good luck with that hair….tell your mom Gary Danielson says hey.
December 15th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
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DrBundy says:
Coulda sworn he ran past the Paul Mitchell store while in the mall…
December 15th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
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Holly says:
This was just the first quarter dropback rodeo. That third quarter one wouldn’t fit on a computer screen.
December 15th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
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Last Dragon says:
The funniest part is that this was posted by a Tennessee fan. JPW was like Joe Montana compared to the collection of stiffs they rolled out at QB this year.
December 15th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
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haybeav says:
Orson-
Didn’t you say last week you were going to be “done” with talking about this game?
I only say this because when I go to sleep at night, Tebow still haunts my dreams and you aren’t helping my REM cycle by re-hashing this game.
December 15th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
And after all that, he still stared down Julio Jones in triple coverage, and one hopped it to him 10 yrds shy of the first down……The Best Role Player at QB that holds all the records…..wonder if he will get the homer nod for the Senior Bowl….
December 15th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
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Haybeav says:
Oops. Nevermind. Just noticed holly posted this story.
In that case, the Vols are dumb.
December 15th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
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Dawg 05 says:
Last Dragon, you can’t diagram a fumbled snap.
December 15th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
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MaliBuckeye says:
Perhaps you were onto something with the Family Circus rant… is he throwing to a wide open “Not Me”?
December 15th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
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MWS says:
#8 – Senior Bowl…Check
http://www.rolltide.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/121408aaa.html
December 15th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
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Holly says:
The funniest part is that this was posted by a Tennessee fan. JPW was like Joe Montana compared to the collection of stiffs they rolled out at QB this year.
Spectacular burn. Because I’ve never, ever, ever used this space to take shots at Tennessee quarterbacks. We are equal-opportunity haterade purveyors here, sir; buck up and take yours.
December 15th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
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rollntider says:
thats hilarious Roll Tide anyways…still love JPW though
December 15th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
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Counter Trap says:
Ah, but for an untimely facemask penalty, what might have been.
And thus concludes my misty-eyedness over the JPW era. Note to crossing route receivers–put thy head on a swivel, work on your reflexes and invest in some things kevlar: McElroy awaits with Gabriel/Jawaorski/Croyle-esque lack of touch.
December 15th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
Holly,
You couldn’t of had JPW roll thru his Mom’s bedroom while she was changing?
Every Holly I’ve ever known was HOTT! What gives?
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn53/zrdan/HollyWorld-1.jpg
http://www.maddogproductions.com/_borders/hollywould.gif
December 15th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
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THETexasStateUniversity says:
Does anyone else have Herp Alpert’s “Tijuana Taxi”* playing in their head whenever they watch JPW scramble?
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owq1adHHXoQ
December 15th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
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CrimsonCommodore says:
Laugh it up while you can. The PROCESS is unstoppable and even CYBERTYDE cannot escape assimilation.
December 15th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
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InsaneCoachPosse says:
so Holly…. after TN offered up itself as the SEC team even lower on the fail scale this season, cushioning Auburn’s fall… are you now enjoying a bit of schadenfreud as Auburn’s fail at hiring a HC makes Kiffykins signing on look like a good thing?
just wondering…
December 15th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
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Raider Red says:
“That’s popular music.”
“Where the hell’s the popular music in a ‘beep beep’?”
December 15th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
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pfingers says:
This looks photoshopped…
December 16th, 2008 at 12:09 am
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MCab says:
So JPW is Ferris Bueller?
December 16th, 2008 at 8:59 am
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zzgator says:
MCab…only if the diagram showed JPW walking slowly back to shake the hands of the lovely girls behind the counter at the Banana Republic…before continuing his scramble.
December 16th, 2008 at 9:41 am
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bamagreg says:
dont’t worry, haybeav, its not gay if your man sex dreams are with tebow
December 16th, 2008 at 10:56 am
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Nick Saban Stole Your Lunch Money says:
An incomplete pass versus his sack-fumble special of yore? Nick Saban mocks the chick’s curious understanding of the footballs. Nick Saban sees your hipster irony and raises you a get in the kitchen and made me a ham sammich.
Check and mate.
December 16th, 2008 at 11:02 am