Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 12/12/08

By: Three Days of Orange

Three Days of Orange — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 04:48:01 +0000

Tennessee’s efforts at “securing our borders” have obviously been insufficient. These strangers from our southern border keep sneaking across and taking our jobs! Good jobs! Like “hydrocodone farmer,” “trailer park squatter,” and “night manager at the Krystal.”

Why does Cowboy live in TN? Is our disability package sweeter?

Does he think Mississippi is “too hick” and Georgia is “kind of, you know, gay”?

Cowboy, the (T)INS is coming for you.

“Papers, please”

By: Geoff

Geoff — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:03:39 +0000

Anyone else hear Finebaum on 12/5 when Cowboy called in? Toward the end of the first hour, Finebaum asked if he was supposed to be impressed that he was on the air with Cowboy…F-Baum also told him to get a life and called him a loser.
This of course all led to Cowboy making a reply on youtube to Finebaum, which of course is gold.
Ahh…the circle of life

By: DrB

DrB — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:34:18 +0000

Given the stupid play calling of the Saints and their inability to find a theme and identity as a team, I don’t like the move by Syracuse.

They should hire Gill and let him build on the contacts he already has in New York, that would make the most sense to me.

By: John

John — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:58:15 +0000

How is Cuddles handling all this madness, Orson?

By: tempebamafan

tempebamafan — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:18:02 +0000

that guy is fanfuckingtastic! ya’ll can make fun of him or be “shocked” he’s married, but he’s a decent dad. at the 4 minute mark there’s a priceless family moment where he demonstrates some fine parenting skills.

By: gator bob

gator bob — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:02:07 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/user/cowboyintn1979

cowboy’s youtube page. nice keystone light wallpaper

By: shesaid

shesaid — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:05:45 +0000

The scariest part about that video is the fact that “Cowboy” is f***ing MARRIED!?!? What shell of a woman married that pile of manure?

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 18:54:40 +0000

For the record, that aint me in the video, but, I will be willing to do a parody and response it post it later.
I would say he is about 45% of the fan base, and why the hell he is in Tennessee, who knows? I would bet he is a welder or construction worker with some traveling company that builds Wal-Marts around the country. I bet he could rebuild any carb off any gasoline engine within 30 mins.
With that said, we will be back. Next year, Swindle……
This just in……Cowboy in TN has turned down the job to be AU’s Coach, due to being “overqualified”……..per Jacobs…….

By: Herb

Herb — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 18:28:24 +0000

Why ever hire a black man to coach your football team when there are somany white men with impeccable credentials, e.g. Doug Marrone, Lane Kiffin, Dabo Swinney, etc?

By: BurritoBrosShits

BurritoBrosShits — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:21:58 +0000

Cowboy would be the best LIVE call ever. EVER.

By: BurritoBrosShits

BurritoBrosShits — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:18:25 +0000

Goddamn cowboy sounded like he was about to cry near the end.

By: MSR

MSR — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:14:28 +0000

Oh, and Eric Berry definitely got jobbed

By: MSR

MSR — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:13:17 +0000

@12,

Yeah, well the SEC coaches let their disdain for Nick Saban and his habit of making them look bad cause them to give Michael Oher the Jacobs Trophy over Andre Smith, who just happened to win the Outland. Apparently you can be the best lineman in the country, but not the best in your own conference.

Also see, e.g., Nick Saban’s sharing SEC Coach of the Year with Houston Nutt and Bobby Johnson (who lost 6 of his last 7 games).

By: Tater Salad

Tater Salad — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:12:55 +0000

vegas_buckeye:

Wait, are you trying to say that a homophobic rant resulting from a college football game is representative of the State of Alabama?

Umm, uhh, he lives in Tennessee. Because it would be totally different if he was broadcasting from the Heart of Dixie…

Fuck.

By: vegas_buckeye

vegas_buckeye — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:09:56 +0000

There’s a ring on his finger. Someone married this fine, upstanding representation of the state of Alabama.

I really wonder what the conversation was like for the 2 minutes prior to him pressing the record button on his webcam. My imagination is just having fits right now imagining the possibilities.