Comments on: UM….JIM? DUDE? NO.

By: MSR

MSR — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 18:34:31 +0000

MPG,

As to your last sentiment, I could not agree more.

By: Mich-Placed Gator

Mich-Placed Gator — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:48:12 +0000

HEY! Wait just a second…..I want nothing to do with anyone named “Tater Salad” being my bitch!! LMAO

…and after more investigating “Jimbo’s” facebook page, it appears to be real, and that group actually does exist on facebook.

I still wonder if this is actually the real Jim Tartt, but it most likely is.

I also find it interesting that out of over 700 facebook “friends” Jimbo has, about 40% of them are black.

Another question….exactly how many generations must go by before your an American and not an African-American?

Seems Irish-Americans, Italian-Americans, German-Americans, Polish-Americans, Iraqi-Americans, Israeli-Americans, etc, etc have became just Americans much, much quicker.

By: The Tusk

The Tusk — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:38:12 +0000

Ahab @ 42 – Riiiight. There were under two minutes (1:50 left), there’s a 40-second play clock and it was a two score game.

Facts are tough things.

Boozy @ 43 – Sure, if only Saban pulled his starting D…

By: Woekie

Woekie — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:34:48 +0000

We may not know the exact reason why Tartt joined that group, but we know that if you saw that on your kid’s Facebook page, you would slap them. If a potential employer saw that on an applicant’s Facebook page (and they do look), they would not employ that person. Furthermore, if one of Jim Tartt’s potential baby mamas saw his Facebook page (and she would, because his idea of flirting is probably sending a Facebook message reading “I’M PROUD TO BE A FLORIDA GATOR AND I HAVE A HORSECOCK/FUCK LION/ET CETERA) she…probably wouldn’t care about the group, but her weight limit is approximately Tebow-sized, so he gets no love.

So remember kids, be careful on Facebook – that shit can come back to haunt you. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to create a new Myspace group called “Fuck Rupert Murdock up his dingo-loving ass with Satan’s spikey dick for attempting to re-create Spaced without consulting Pegg, Wright or Hynestevensenbot.”

By: Curlyhaired McNicetitsandass

Curlyhaired McNicetitsandass — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:15:37 +0000

Mrs. Saban, I just love your husband.

By: Wolf

Wolf — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:12:33 +0000

#33 Luckily for us, the 1st Amendment does not give you the right to be offended. It does however, allow you to assume because someone doesn’t like Obama’s politics, they are a racist jackbag.

Douche.

P.s. I again ask you, wtf does Africa contribute to the world besides terrorism and AIDS?? Keep in mind that since AIDS is a disease, Jimbo probably wasn’t talking about the natural resources they contribute.

By: Mrs. Saban

Mrs. Saban — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:20:28 +0000

Tater:
Elton John is embarassed by your bitchery. Zac Efron has more pubes than you. Carson Daly just put it in your mom.

Why don’t you go ahead and bend over for MPG so he can finish the job?

By: Marshawn Lynch's Injury Cart

Marshawn Lynch's Injury Cart — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:34:36 +0000

MSGTW @ 46:

We can tell. You obviously can’t relax if you’re thoroughly interested in Orson’s web surfing habits.

By: Mr. Shuler Goes to Washington

Mr. Shuler Goes to Washington — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:05:56 +0000

Relaxation is no fun. Did I look relaxed to you when I was tearing it up in the League for the Washington Redskins? Didn’t think so, brah.

By: Gen. Stoopnagle

Gen. Stoopnagle — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:52:02 +0000

MSGTW @ 37, 38, etc.: It’s EDSBS. Relax.

By: Tater Salad

Tater Salad — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:45:54 +0000

Is it you or your husband that is from Semmes?

By: Boozy McHound

Boozy McHound — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:20:35 +0000

@34

If Satan had pulled his 1st team D, we’d pull our first team O. that’s how it always is.

By: Ahab

Ahab — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:11:19 +0000

@34

Huh? You expected Florida to send out the backups w/ 2 minutes left in a 2 score game? I’m sure Saban would have done the same thing. We still needed to pickup a first down to run out the clock.

By: Mrs. Saban

Mrs. Saban — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:09:48 +0000

Tater, Mich-Placed totally made you his bitch. I didn’t pick you as one to back down from a jort-wearing Gator.

By: Chas

Chas — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:03:34 +0000

Coincidentally, I belong to the facebook group “Jim Tarrt gives nothing to the Gators – except holding penalties”