UM….JIM? DUDE? NO.
But Jim! How could you! Africa loves you! And exports a lot of things besides AIDS: oil, dictators, refugees, valuable minerals usually torn straight from the ground, tasty Afrofunk, art, textiles, starters for the United States’ soccer team, Bobaraba, Omar Sharif…the list goes on and on, sir!
Perhaps you just need to immerse yourself in the charms of its people while recuperating from shoulder surgery. We’re sure a bit of post-grad study abroad–a Grand Tour as a gentleman should have–would have you dancing merrily in an more Afrophilic manner shortly.
Jim Tartt, seen here after his impending grand tour of Africa. Freek, of course.
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Woekie says:
We may not know the exact reason why Tartt joined that group, but we know that if you saw that on your kid’s Facebook page, you would slap them. If a potential employer saw that on an applicant’s Facebook page (and they do look), they would not employ that person. Furthermore, if one of Jim Tartt’s potential baby mamas saw his Facebook page (and she would, because his idea of flirting is probably sending a Facebook message reading “I’M PROUD TO BE A FLORIDA GATOR AND I HAVE A HORSECOCK/FUCK LION/ET CETERA) she…probably wouldn’t care about the group, but her weight limit is approximately Tebow-sized, so he gets no love.
So remember kids, be careful on Facebook – that shit can come back to haunt you. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to create a new Myspace group called “Fuck Rupert Murdock up his dingo-loving ass with Satan’s spikey dick for attempting to re-create Spaced without consulting Pegg, Wright or Hynestevensenbot.”
December 12th, 2008 at 12:34 am
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The Tusk says:
Ahab @ 42 – Riiiight. There were under two minutes (1:50 left), there’s a 40-second play clock and it was a two score game.
Facts are tough things.
Boozy @ 43 – Sure, if only Saban pulled his starting D…
December 12th, 2008 at 9:38 am
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
HEY! Wait just a second…..I want nothing to do with anyone named “Tater Salad” being my bitch!! LMAO
…and after more investigating “Jimbo’s” facebook page, it appears to be real, and that group actually does exist on facebook.
I still wonder if this is actually the real Jim Tartt, but it most likely is.
I also find it interesting that out of over 700 facebook “friends” Jimbo has, about 40% of them are black.
Another question….exactly how many generations must go by before your an American and not an African-American?
Seems Irish-Americans, Italian-Americans, German-Americans, Polish-Americans, Iraqi-Americans, Israeli-Americans, etc, etc have became just Americans much, much quicker.
December 12th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
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MSR says:
MPG,
As to your last sentiment, I could not agree more.
December 12th, 2008 at 1:34 pm